I broke my G string while fingering a minor. [Beat] I'm trying to learn "Knockin' On Heaven's Door." Time to get new strings!
edited 22nd Jul '15 1:59:21 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
Ah, yes. Methuselah remembers that joke with fondness as well.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Li'l Shardfinder
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Arrested Development?
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe.
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
edited 22nd Jul '15 10:32:14 PM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Not that I know of.
Epic Rap Battles, something Stephen Hawking said to Albert Einstein.
edited 22nd Jul '15 10:45:43 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Might be warm, I just peed!
WARNING. POOL CLEANING SYSTEM ACTIVATED.
What?
[explosions]
One of Vanoss' GTA Funny Moments vids. [Link
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edited 22nd Jul '15 10:59:48 PM by The_Mattias
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
Ding.
They're the same thing!
No they're not!
Yes they are! First it gets got, then it gets steamy, then it goes "DING!"
edited 22nd Jul '15 11:03:36 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Gravel Prankstaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
well the video just came out yesterday, so that's pretty obscure, right?
"the duck has six nipples!"
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Li'l Shardfinder
Didn't you know? Asking where Jimmy is is a misdemeanor in 47 states. In Texas it can get you the death penalty.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Hello, I'd like to order a pizza.
You may not order a pizza.
Why not?
Because you are John Madden.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Love your hair, hope you win
Practice problem-solving.
Develop new hobbies.
Balance priorities.
edited 26th Jul '15 7:16:12 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
dizzy
Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass! Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!
simple as
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Ah, tits!
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
On this day, nothing was regretted.
That's a bit too broad. Could be Markiplier, or could be one of many other people.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
Well, can the fish have some chips? Look, Mom, if you care to, they’re swimming very sadly.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Li'l Shardfinder
Someone turn off the fat rotating guy!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
Actually, in the best romantic comedy, the elevator breaks down and people break up, okay? And then Tom Hanks goes online and he chats all about it with Shop Girl. And then… the dog is adorable and I really like You've Got Mail, okay?
edited 26th Jul '15 7:12:22 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Basically canon
Stay in your train this is an emergency there's an insane with a gun.
pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDS
dizzy
At least I'm not a picnic basket.
simple as
Li'l Shardfinder
Ugh, it's just that once you get in a pickle, it's really hard for Mike to... un-pickle himself...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
@ Armored Fury: That's Nick from Left 4 Dead 2.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Awwww, really? If you were any easier to manipulate, there'd be a lever on your chest that said "Pull this to make me cry."
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
You know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.