Guess About The Next Poster

Nope.

TNP doesn't like Obviously Evil characters.

There's place for every kind of character in a story but unless you are going to display it up front or subvert my expectations don't treat an Obviously Evil character like a plot twist.

TNP has seen a fourth bullet point in the wild.

No, I haven't seen such a thing. At least, not online.

TNP has seen a bad fanfic before.

Not So Bad Its Horrible, but the So Bad, It's Good My Immortal.

TNP knows what to go as for Halloween.

I'm going as Shaun.

TNP wishes they were less obsessive about something.

edited 10th Oct '15 6:59:23 PM by trashconverters

I wish this forum wasn't so addicting.

TNP has a favorite joke that they'd like to share with us.

edited 11th Oct '15 3:32:31 PM by Savaget1337

Well.....I dunno if it's a "favourite". More like a "family tradition". I'm gonna tell you lot "the string joke". My nan has been telling it all her life, and there's not a single family member who hasn't heard it like five times. It's a thing of legend in my family. And it is terrible.

So, there were these three pieces of string who worked at a construction site. One day, after a long day at work, they decided to go to the new pub in town to relax. Two of the pieces of string took a table outside while the third went in to get their beers. He went up to the bar.

"Three beers, thanks mate."

The bartender wrinkled up his nose.

"We don't serve string 'ere." And he refused to say anything else. The piece of string went out to tell his mates. The second piece stood up.

"Just wait here, I'll do it. You probably misheard him."

So he went in and went up to the bar.

"Hello. Could I get three beers, please?"

The bartender wrinkled up his nose again. "I told yer little mate, we don't serve string!" And that's all he would say. The second piece of string went back to his friends and told them what had happened. The third piece of string stood up.

"Hang on, I've got this." And he tied himself into a knot, and ruffles his hair, and scuffed his feet. And then he went inside and went up to the bar.

"Hi. Three beers, please."

The bartender peered at the third piece of string suspiciously.

"Oi. Yer not one'a those pieces of string, are ya?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

Now, was that worth it?

TNP thinks it was not worth it

edited 12th Oct '15 12:12:08 AM by Murataku

that was totally worth it

TNP always appreciates a good bad pun.

Always. ^_^

The next poster has been responsible for a particularly bad one. Perhaps at a most inopportune moment!

I made a pun on car when my relative died in a car crash

TNP thinks that was sad.

Just a bit.

TNP likes a good Mind Screw.

I do.

TNP has a gun of any kind. It doesn't have to fire bullets.

Nope. Guns are illegal around here.

The next troper is armed and dangerous.

Not right now.

TNP hates dentists.

Yes. Haven't gone to a dentist in... ten years I think?

The next troper has six pecs.

Nope. Man boobs and a large belly for this guy.

TNP is a procrastinator.

Yep.

TNP likes to go barefoot.

No, going sockless makes my feet cold.

TNP refuses to wear sandles without socks.

I don't wear sandals full stop.

Microphone feedback is a major Brown Note for TNP.

No, but it is a sign of unprofessionalism.

TNP has made a sausage/wurst pun before.

I'm half German, is kind of called for.

TNP has a Netflix subscription

Nope.

TNP has been to a movie theater at least ten times.

Nope, I have only been in a theater a few times. One time was just for a date that was very meh anyway.

TNP does not enjoy chocolate

edited 12th Oct '15 4:32:34 PM by Bleddyn

Yep.

The next poster would listen to Weird Al Yancovic than go on a date.

Eh. I'd pick both if possible.

TNP likes Psychedelic Rock.