Scrooge sometimes skips the chance to make a a quick buck.
Ruin Phineas And Ferb Forever
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
All of the characters are drawn realistically, and with...*gasp*...FIVE FINGERS!
Ruin The Elder Scrolls FOREVER.
edited 15th Aug '10 11:30:47 AM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The game isn't open world anymore but divided into little chunks, with a semi-linear story, emphasis on dialogue, a class-based system with little customization, fixed male protagonist, no toolset and turn-based combat.... just imagining the reaction to all of this is a lot of fun for me. 
Ruin S.T.A.L.K.E.R. forever.
edited 15th Aug '10 11:35:14 AM by WUE
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The story takes place during the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown instead of after it.
Ruin Sim City FOREVER.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Tief girl with eartude
You play as Simon "Sim" Urbana. A hard boiled detective who must drive out the gangs from his hometown the only way he knows how; defeating each and every one of them in a dance off!
Ruin coffee forever.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
It's now good for you.
Ruin the European Union forever.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Everyone has to speak Latin, regardless of fluency.
Ruin Harry Potter FOREVER.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Harry abandons magic after renewing his faith in Jesus. Voldemort turns out to have been Dumbledore's split personality derived by using magic. In the end everyone abandons magic. Then a nuclear war starts.
Ruin Vocaloid forever.
Black Inches
All of the voices now sound like eighty year old men with tonsilitis.
Ruin Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni forever.
Escape.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The Kagamine Twins and Miku are actually a 36-year-old guy from Hoboken, NJ. He shows up at every cosplay convention around the U.S. and Canada wearing a bra that's five sizes too small for him.
Ruin Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha FOREVER.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Tief girl with eartude
It turns into a strait Magical Girl series.
Ruin MS Word forever.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Problem?
MS Word can create jumbled up words, thus destroying the idea of creating Papers for homework.
Ruin Daikatana Forever.
Last Defense Line.
Forum lurking fox
Toriyama says in an interview that he thinks Dragonball Evolution has a better story than the first arc of the manga, and that it's an adaptation faithful to the spirit of his work. Hilarity Ensues. Then apocalypse.
Ruin Ranma One-Half forever.
Yakka Foob Mog
Black Inches
Remake the anime changing only the vampires. Now they sparkle.
Ruin Fate Stay Night forever.
Problem?
Duke Nukem Forever is finally released. Reaction? So Okay, It's Average.
Ruin K-ON forever.
The Vocalist gets replaced with the Rapping Dog from the Animated Titanic.
Ruin BBC News forever.
The Beta Male
It's hosted in Mexico.
CHALLENGE! Ruin Sonic the Hedgehog (the 2006 version) forever even more!
edited 15th Aug '10 5:16:17 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Yakka Foob Mog
Make a movie from it. Make sure the loading screens factor into the plot as "time decompression from all that speed" or something.
Ruin Real Life forever.
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
Bibliophile.
I burn every library, kill every intellectual, destroy every computer, and eliminate all other sources of information. I bring humainity back thousands of years. Life stinks now because I changed it.
Alternate: I change the word "sucks" to "stinks".
Ruin Dogs forever.
edited 15th Aug '10 6:06:24 PM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
The Beta Male
George Orwell was right. Books will be banned in 20 years.
Ruin plastic forever.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
They multiply time instead of splitting it.
Ruin Duck Tales forever.