Enjoy your dinner... Complete with a placemat and a coaster, I see.
Hey, can someone help me out? I'm looking for some hand lotion, a t-shirt cannon, an action figure of Betty Page, and two tickets to Lichtenstein.
Must be Anime night in Germany.
Can you help me? I need a bottle of lubricant, mutated vermin, a mango, spark plugs, Little House on the Prairie DVD, a pregnancy test, a harpoon, a maypole, ten pounds of live electric eels, a rabbi, feather boas, duct tape, six trained goldfish, a metric ton of spaghetti, and a very wanton giraffe.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.Have fun building that circus tent!
I'm looking to buy two tractors, the entire Australian military, half of Iran, one ton of peyote, a very depraved dog, several bottles of motor oil, the Grand Canyon, a thousand Boku No Pico DVDs, Benito Mussolini, three dozen Ford Pintos, every Shock Site ever, and a plastic water bottle.
Didn't that one guy already invent the Headache Inducinator-inator?
Um, what was I going to do with a box of rubber bands, twelve rolls of duct tape, and a used toothpick?
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...I build a Humongous Mecha with a tank, a remote control, and a machine gun.
I build a morpher using a watch, duct tape, and a photovoltaic cell.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Just a morpher? I could build a time machine with those parts!
What if I added a microprocessor and a microscope to a microwave? What would I get then?
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...You'd get a micromanager. Yes, I could build a time machine, but it's boring.
I put together a slice of pie, a TV dinner, and a can of soda to make... today's meal!
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.You obviously are not an expensive eater.
I use some scratch paper, a quill, an electric keyboard, a camera, and all my action figures.
edited 18th Dec '09 6:02:05 AM by Nerdspringer
Reunite Gondwanaland!Your action figure rendition of Romeo And Juliet with live music becomes one of the most-watched videos on Youtube.
I've got a bowl of salt, an iron kettle, three glass sheets and a hot furnace.
edited 18th Dec '09 6:36:00 AM by Lemurian
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!You make Salt on Glass.
I use a hammer, an anvil, and a stirrup.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.and you are describing how your ear works.
I'm building a project out of 16d nails, a lightbulb, Cheez-Its, a pocket knife, 2 books of matches, an undercooked steak, and a sculpture of the Cross...what am I building?
Diorama of the executions of various saints, rendered in steak.
Quick, I need a toothbrush, a glass of fat-free milk, and a salad tosser!
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableYou're making a before-bed snack.
Alright, Imma need a box of chaoclates, An extra large trenchcoat, a plush toy, and 3 fedoras.
Christmas gifts.
I need an acoustic guitar, a banjo, a tea chest bass, and a drum set.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Sounds like a bitchin' gig ccoming up.
Alright, I trust alll of you packed your passports, winter clothes, surfboards and LOTS of chocolate.
Going to Finland for vacation.
Bottled water, a blowtorch, and a copy of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Walking with an angry mob while listening to good music.
M'kay, could someone get me a wreath, some oregano, latex gloves, a large clothespin, and some coloring books?
edited 19th Dec '09 6:05:20 AM by QuackorTheFowl
That's your Christmas list!
I need 1 Humvee, a very large cake, a tank of hydrogen and a Tesla coil.
You're trying to deliver a cake to a kid's birthday party using a suped-up car.
I'm going to need a staple remover, an "I Voted" sticker, hedge clippers, a labrador retriever, and a cup of soda.
Participating in this year's Extreme Fetch tournament, are we?
Let's see, we've got a fine-toothed comb, a 9-volt battery, a silver pendant, the complete set of Encyclopædia Britannica, and five egg yolks...
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...You'll only need the "e" volume to learn about electroplating, you know.
Ooh, here's a large knife, an empty bucket, a bag of polyester fiberfill, several exposed wires, a tin of tuna, and a burlap sack. This could be fun.
Stupid doomed timeline...About to perform emerceny field surgery.
The other day, someone had bought a small roll of bubble wrap, an ouce of weed and a satellite phone to school.
Craziest smokebomb ever.
Come back once you've got a spoonful of caviar, a horseshoe magnet, and a three-section staff. Oh, and a handful of sawdust. And maybe a bit of moonshine, too.
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...Making a distillery eh?
I got one box of crayons, 2 ski gloves, a broken fusebox, a neutron initiator (the device that actually sets off a nuke), 2 lbs of concrete, a bag of sugar and an engine for a 1918 Model T Ford.
We basically try to find some sort of use with Noodle Implements, after one person find use of them, they give Noodle Implements out, rinse, repeat.
Now, try to use A Mega Man Anniversary collection game, Wolverine Comic Book, a piece of ham, and a soda. Take note there is no video game system.
edited 17th Dec '09 5:46:31 PM by Etheru