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Goofus lives in a shoebox.
Gallant is the creative team behind Wallace And Gromit
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Shadow of Legends
Goofus is the creative team behind Bible Black.
Gallant always wins his arguments fairly, without Ad Hominem, Logical Fallacies, or declaring The War on Straw.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus pushes old ladies into the street and says he's doing them a favor by putting them out of their misery.
Gallant made a well programmed, bugfixed and polished video game that people enjoy playing.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
Goofus creates deliberately frustrating games with every from of Fake Difficulty turned Up To Eleven, and deliberate crashes for whenever you seem to be making progress. Oh, and the AI is Spiteful and a Cheating Bastard.
Gallant refuses to use the Game-Breaker unless the other guy does first.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Goofus deliberately picks the most broken characters in the game.
Gallant eats 3 meals a day, no more than that.
...eheh
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Goofus is Homer Simpson when food is involved.
Gallant makes enough money to buy a Ferari for his sick aunt.
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The King Without a Kingdom
Goofus gambles for money, ignoring his sick aunt.
Gallant wants to save the rainforest.
It's been 3000 years…Goofus encourages widespread slash-and-burn farming.
Gallant doesn't openly talk about sensitive issues.
...eheh
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Goofus brings up the beheading of an American journalist by ISIS and more about Furguson for two more months after everyone tried to forget about it.
Gallant is 'gonna have a good time'!
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The filidh that cam frae Skye
Goofus is "gonna eat your brains!"
Gallant protests the clubbing of baby seals
edited 31st Aug '14 10:19:39 AM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Typing the internet since '90
Be vewy quiet. Goofus is huntin' wabbits. Hehehehehe.
Gallant uses his money to end world hunger.
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Shadow of Legends
Goofus buys food - and lots of it - from third-world dictators and unethical companies, and eats it all himself or throws it away.
Gallant helps less tech-savvy people delete malware from their computers.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Goofus creates malware and viruses to harass the denizens of the internet. Those "click to win" ads? That's Goofus' stuff.
Gallant is polite to others over the internet.
...eheh
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus posts racist jokes and posts sex videos to web users... over on Nick.com
When a woman asks Gallant to "Eat her muff", he quickly yet politely denies it.
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus gladly obliges and gives the woman every STD imaginable in the process.
Gallant always takes care of his game consoles.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
Goofus throws controllers at them when he dies, puts his foot through them when things get really hard, and you don't want to know what he does when he - god forbid - actually loses.
Gallant gives money to charity.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Goofus method of solving poverty/handicapped people is to Kill the Poor and to Bury Your Disabled.
Gallant respects those who are better than him.
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...eheh
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus belittles everyone.
Gallant made you some cupcakes. Yum!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
nibs-san has returned
Goofus rides in on a motorbike and steals your cupcakes, talking about how delicious they were as he powers away.
Gallant respects people's triggers, even if he doesn't understand why somebody would have that as a trigger.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERGoofus' primary tactic is to purposely push triggers, like saying "SHORT circuit" to a guy who's height sensitive or "FLAT tire" to somebody who has A-Cup Angst.
Gallant greets people politely when he encounters them.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Goofus's greeting of choice is Flipping the Bird. If he's in a good mood. If not, it's more like Attack Hello. Only with a Cluster F-Bomb instead of the "hello" part.
Gallant volunteers in the community project to plant more trees.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
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Goofus cut down a rainforest just so he could have one toothpick.
Gallant made a fortune starting small and selling real estates.
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus inherited his father's wealth when he died, but spent it all on drugs and cars.
Gallant's movie studio always tries to make something worth watching, even if it's direct to video.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Goofus captures his waifu and rapes her into submission.
Gallant always pays his rent on time.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."