Weird dreams

I don't even know how I dreamt that stuff!

I rarely ever recall my dreams,

but when I do, they're almost impossible to forget and they're always strange.

Some weird political TGWTG dream.

I had a dream last night that me and Nyktos joined a gaming tournament with the name ‘Team Two Fast’ (after going through a lot of possible names). But, before that, we went to a bookstore where we had to get a reference book for homework and came face to face with the ghost of Mr. Rogers, who was doing storytime with both living and ghost kids, and said he thought I was a good person but refused to follow me on twitter because I apparently swear too much. 
Also, the reference book was a story about a guy being tricked by an evil shaman shapeshifting into a bear. 
Why.

I dreamt I was a moron.

Wait..... huh.

edited 18th Mar '14 1:30:33 PM by ElectricNova

OOPSIE DOUBLE-POST

edited 18th Mar '14 2:42:12 PM by doctrainAUM

A group of Muslim terrorists (my subconscious is apparently racist) have started bombing parts of a world inhabited by characters from Western Animation. A counter-group has risen to oppose them, including, among others, The Incredibles. However, the terrorists have enlisted the help of several cartoon characters, including Genie from Disney's Aladdin and Yakko from Animaniacs (he's noted as being the most powerful among the bad guys). The resistance wonders why such good people are working for the terrorists.

Shame the dream had to end.

The first step to treating your subconscious' problem is admitting it!

I dreamt I was part of a militia fighting an invading Ancient Roman army. First I had to prove my worth by running through the invasion front unarmed, then go to a back room where the militia was keeping all their weapons. The war had been going on for a few hours already, so all the good weapons like the solid steel warhammers were gone and all that was left for me was a shitty flimsy plastic crossbow that didn't work. I was just mad because I didn't get to kill anyone.

I dreamt that I had to put on a giant pair of pantaloons, but kept getting pushed away from them.

Before Windows seized up and so rudely took my previous browsing session away from me as I was typing this, I wanted to tell you about my most recent dream.

There was this version of ZZT that was somehow hacked to allow for Unreal Engine 4-quality 3D graphics. There was also a version of Megazeux with 3D graphics, but it looked more like Unreal Engine 1.

I want to see this made.

I want to see both of those happen. Like now.

I had invented a backwards traveling time machine, which included a launchpad that stays in the present day and a return remote control. However, to use the return remote, you had to be in the same geographic coordinates as where you departed from in the future. While I was away from the launchpad, a girl I had a crush on and a teacher both used it to travel back to 1976, traveling from the patio of our school. I went back to retrieve them, traveling from home, because when there's multiple people in the past, a robotic dog sentinel is loosed a short distance from the last person to travel backwards, a short time after they travel, and sent to kill the first, to keep time destabilizing to a minimum. So, I had to rush over to find the first two in a little under an hour before it got to them. I had to take public transportation, which almost endangered my journey, because before you could get on the train, there was a security line, barring people from wearing disco clothing. My shirt was almost considered such, but I was able to pass. The person checking the line did find it curious that I was wearing jeans, because the first ever shipment of jeans just went out the previous night. Anyway, I take a train and a bus, and get to the two ladies shortly before the sentinel appears, sending them back, and replacing them in the memories of the people they talked to with myself. As the (now two) sentinels close in on me, all of a sudden they disappear. I board one bus to go on my way home, until I find my Will Smith/Martin Lawrence hybrid sidekick has come back to make sure I'm safe. I explain I'm on my way home, a different location from where the others left from, to lure away the sentinels. As we transfer buses, getting dangerously close to the sentinels, my friend informs me he had the same idea, and had actually sent himself back from some place in the Atlantic Ocean/Western Europe. As I worry how he's going to make it back without me there to help him, I wake up.

I dreamed that I apparently had some kind of mission to do (It was difficult because the subject kept changing every second between modified pokemon that didn't keep my saves properly and seemed to keep jumping between different levels of progress). I was supposed to infiltrate this facility to rescue three prisoners...but I left completely forgetting about that and somehow everyone was okay with that. It ended with me aboard a ship needing to respond to a sudden infestation of armored grubs that I first needed to smash with a gravity hammer to flip them over, then sap them with a TF 2 sapper.

Been on a roll with the weird dreams lately. And it was one of the ones I barely remembered when I woke up but then it started coming back.

Last night’s dream took place at one of my old schools, during a Scholastic Book Fair (but this had nothing to do with the dream’s ‘plot’). Cut to my classroom, and, apparently, we’re studying lightning and thunder. But for some reason we’re looking at modern music trends on the big screen at the front of the classroom. Apparently some artist (who I don’t think was one who really exists) is creating an entire album of songs that babies can sing before they learn to cry, thus eliminating their crying. The kid in front of me turned and said “she’s going to make 800 albums out of this”.

But then, while looking at whatever music-themed site this was, they brought up a picture of Katy Perry — except she was clearly standing in my room (not to mention it was my current room, we were in another house when I went to school there)! I of course am super shocked and exclaim that it’s my room, but no one believes me because (and this is a fair point) “How could you not notice Katy Perry doing a photoshoot in your room?” I said maybe I was just too tired to notice (?!) and tried to find a picture of myself in my room to prove it was indeed my room, and then I woke up.

Before all the school shenanigans there was ‘footage’, I guess you could call it, of some kind of RPG with characters from different stuff, mostly ‘'The LEGO Movie’' and ‘'Pokemon’', and apparently a model of the human digestive system had some kind of plot importance o_o

edited 20th Mar '14 7:39:49 AM by Pirka

I haven't having a lot of memorale dreams lately. The only one I can remember from the past couple of day is one where I prank called Luffy and Usopp Regular Show style. "Hey, Luffy, you just won the lottery! Redeem the tickets at Joe Mama's store!"

Twitter was getting shut down for no good reason.

I first dreamed that Elrigo and I had somehow switched accounts. I don't remember that dream too much. That was a bit weird, but the dream I had after was much weirder.

I had this dream that I was in pre-WWII Nazi Germany, and I was an American spy trying to gather intelligence. Unusually, it didn't look anything like Nazi Germany, it looked more like my old middle school (so I guess it was Nazi Germany) along with a park. But the weird part was that I was Hawkeye and was working with Zefram Cochran and Eames from Inception. Then we befriended a young boy, who was a Jew. Then it started raining like a Monsoon. Then we ended up in a pool that looked like a water park, but was surrounded by animal enclosures up steep embankments. We followed bear tracks up to an enclosure. It had somehow managed to not only get through the enclosure without breaking anything, but several animals did too, including several rodents, a werewolf(?), and a rhinoceros with tracks that didn't look like a rhinoceros' tracks. Which is funny, because we never saw those animals, but we could tell from their tracks what kind they were.

Also, I could jump twenty feet in the air. Somehow.

I just thought about a dream I had the other week.

It starts with me and my family going to a movie theater to catch a movie. (Going to theaters seems to be afrequent theme in my dreams lately) I can't remember what we were going to see, but I do remember the previews, and they were weird.

The first preveiw was for a new movie about the Pokemon anime. A freak accident turned Ash into Arceus and did a number on his sanity as well. Many of his companions from across the series (I remember seeing Misty, Brock, Dawn, Iris, and Cilian) teamed up to stop Ash from destroying all of reality and bring back his sanity in the process. This movie was directed by J.J. Abrams for some reason, and looked pretty cool.

The second preview was for a new Air Buddies movie (Much to our chagrin) and was another Christmas themed movie. It was also starring the Despicable Me Minions because, as stated in the trailer (I kid you not): "This will cause more people to see the movie and make us more money!" The trailer showed the Buddies and minions getting entangled in wrapping paper when suddenly (still within the trailer) a bunch of people and some more DM Minions all wearing police outfits rushed in and tackled the Buddes and their friends down to the ground. "You are all under arrest for exceeding the legal sequel limit as you can only have three." The Buddies and all their cronies went to jail, much to all of our delight.

After that, we all left the theater for some reason and hurried to a large nearby swimming pool and ordered pizza to celebrate the Buddies defeat. The pizza arrived...and proceeded to fly around crazily, chopping people's heads off. I woke up not long after that.

Just another day in the dreams of Kablimmin54. (Eyes widen)

edited 24th Mar '14 3:08:42 PM by kablammin45

Hm. I had one that included me going through a Silent Hill type dark world town: rust, gears, fencing and mesh, the usual, but that was normal, and I was doing a story on something, can't remember what, but I was walking along with someone who looked like Jax from League Of Legends, but with a more brownish cloak, and we ran into Smeagol, but he was, just there, no ring, no hobbitses, no creepyness, etc. and we shooed him off. I also remember running into and walking with s female solder who had short, choppy hair and somewhat reminded me of the young Israeli soldier from World War Z, in retrospect. Pretty great dream, all things considered.

Ok, this one I actually had last night.

My family and I went to Wyoming for some reason, and were eating at a restaurant went dozens of tornados hit around the immediate area and leveled the whole town, but somehow missed us for some reason. When we left the restaurant, the town looked like a Christmas tree farm, for somenother weird reason.

We went to my grandparents house and sat around talking with them and watching tv. An episode of the Kung Fu Panda tv show came on, and it was annoncued that it was a crossover with Spongebob Squarepants. In the episode, Po was trying to do a complex move only to knock a bunch of pottery off a shelf and knock himself out. He woke up in Bikini Bottum and eventually met Spongebob and Sandy having a karate match as Patrick watched. Po got in on the action and destroyed half of the town as they fought each other, but then the Alaskan Bull Worm showed up and started eating everything. Po and his new three friends quickly went into action and drove away the worm (Getting help from characters from The Amazing World Of Gumball for some reason) and after beating the worm, Po suddenly took another blow to the head and woke up in his own world.

When that was over, we started watching Americas Funniest Home Videos...well, we WERE watching it. When they were announcing the winner of ten thousand dollars, they said that WE won, and suddenly my older sister and I were on the show set. Tom Bergeron then told us that even though we won, we had a chance to win even more money by playing the Bonus Round they had started doing, which was a swimming contest against random people from the audience. Swim from one end of the pool to the other without leaving yoour lane. We went tnrough with it, and wound up winning (even though I clearly went out of my lane more than once). My sister said that she was going to use ths money to go to Europe.

After that, the rest of our family showed up, and everyone in the building went to Mcdonalds to celebrate. The dream kinda petered out after we ordered our food and watched Disney Channel.

Talk about your Random Event Plots…

edited 25th Mar '14 8:23:16 AM by kablammin45

First dream: Rapunzel and Flynn/ Eugene were living in a...cave? with lots of rooms that looked like buses, with bunkbeds. they wanted to find his parents, but he got kidnapped, so Rapunzel went to save him. She still had long blond hair.

Second dream: there was a plot to blow up a field and frame my boyfriend by having his purple bulldozer be there, so I drove the bulldozer to the store and bought sunflower seeds.

third dream: my school was leading the Rebellion against a corrupt government and my roommates and I were leaders. this was a bad plan. the school was invaded, I pulled a heroic sacrifice and died, taking the president/king/dictator with me.

edited 25th Mar '14 8:58:25 AM by Ellowen

I had this really weird and convoluted dream that I with my family that wasn't quite my family. I had invented a mind control device that looked like a Sorry piece that you could stick on someone's head. And depending on where you stuck it, you could make them do different things. I used them to make my family sell merchandise (what?) and make my cousin make a fool of himself. Also, we lived in a trailer park that was in an actual park. I don't remember that dream much because I had it first.

Another dream, but much less weird (I've been remembering my dreams a lot lately).

I was a superhero (big surprise) and I was Wonder Woman's partner (I would say sidekick, but she already had one and he was much more sidekick-ey than me). She had a big fight (that I don't remember correctly) with her rival. It wasn't her Arch-Enemy, but her Rival (maybe it was her Rival Turned Evil), who looked like a cross between Black Adam and Green Lantern (which actually looked kind of cool), but female. She also had this plane that wasn't much of a plane. After Wonder Woman fought her and won, she stole Green Eve's (that's what I'm going to call her) stuff (she even stole her costume and wore it , and it looked good on her }. We flew around this library that was like a city. They had records of ever superhero, including their measurements. And they measured everything for some reason. Then we went back to our island, and she was really mad about something that I don't remember what. I was commenting on the flora on the island, but then I woke up.

edited 26th Mar '14 12:31:43 PM by BaconManiac5000

I had a dream there was a new, terrible Star Trek movie with Ian Mc Kellen in it... and then I randomly met Ian Mc Kellen and said, "you were great in Star Trek!" to which he replied, "of all the films I've done, you chose to praise my work in that piece of crap?" XD I have no idea what this means.