Hey guys, let's have a shooting contest! -shoots at barn and misses- Dar, your turn! -gets shot-
Prepare for annihilation, human worm.
*Spams lasers everywhere but doesn't hit anything.*
edited 13th May '10 7:55:24 PM by Scrounge
...*is Gas Mask Mook*
edited 12th May '10 10:13:13 PM by SpookyMask
Dreams of Revenge
Huh. A jetpack. I didn't notice that before.
edited 13th May '10 4:30:10 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
Youkai Serious
I never noticed this before, but apparently, I'm carrying 240,000 gold pieces and an Ivory Lance. At least, I keep seeing those Thieves pull lances out of my pockets. I've got to figure out how to actually wield those things.
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
The Magical Fruitbasket
Well now, it looks like Doctor Killemoff has promoted a few of you mooks! Report to the Painting Room, on the double!
Does that make them more competent?
Blue Eyed Matador
Jamais vu
I better cut down on the ale. Starting to see things, I am.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Blue Eyed Matador
I saw a mud-crab the other day.
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Lead.
-*Walks left*
-*Reaches a ledge*
-*Walks right*
-*Reaches a wall*
-*Walks left*
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Dreams of Revenge
Hey, did that cardboard box just move? Eh, it's probably nothing.
Dreams of Revenge
...
-staring at a random NPC-
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
Locking you up on radar since '09
Why all the Elder Scrolls references?
Hi there. I'm on Squad 11. Let's get those intruders!
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Dreams of Revenge
THEY STARTED IT! ...And that's terrible.
...I'm going to try out my jetpack now.
-starts it up-
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE-
-I promptly smack into a nearby wall-
Locking you up on radar since '09
Blue Eyed Matador
^ Are you the guy from the City elf origin?.
Now excuse me as I watch you all get killed one by one without warning.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
The Magical Fruitbasket
ALERT! ALERT! APPARENTLY THERE'S AN INTRUDER!
-rallies the Level Five Onixes-
^ I'm not gonna tell you not to try to have some continuity to this, but that wasn't really the intention of this game.
Why do we have the same clothes/hair/face/etc.?
edited 13th May '10 3:27:43 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Dreams of Revenge
-Dope Slaps The Fan, having dislodged himself from the ceiling-
Stop your prattling! We're all perfectly unique. There's Jimmy, and Jackson, and James -pauses to high-five him- and...
edited 13th May '10 3:54:22 PM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
And J4M35.
edited 13th May '10 7:54:56 PM by Scrounge
What makes you think I'm a Mook? *cue boss theme*
Dreams of Revenge
Oh yeah, and J4M35. To be honest, he's always been a little... off.
edited 14th May '10 4:30:48 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
The boss doesn't tell us anything.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou