I'm Only Sleeping
*dies from a Rider Kick*
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
[insert title here]
Today is such a great day to be a monster! ^^ *Whistles* Hey wait, what's that kid doing with that huge sword? Hey, don't swing that thing like that! You might- *Dead*
Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
Ah, first day as a storm trooper. Seems easy e— HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL?! Who is this guy?! And what's with his furry companion- He's huge! Well, no matter, I'm payed to kill them.
-shoots- WHY CAN'T I HIT THEM?!
-shot- Bleh.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Youkai Serious
I'm bored. *Looks up barrel of gun*
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
That's Too Dumb to Live. Close, but no cigar. Now, if you excuse me, I have to fail to move as that guy heads right for me through a crowd of my comrades -thrown into air- Bleh
edited 11th May '10 6:21:44 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
-shoots- -misses- I can't do it!
edited 11th May '10 6:23:53 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
\*shoots straight*
I can't breathe in this
-shoots a spider on the barn on another farm while trying to hit the broadside of our barn- damnit i missed
Hello again tropers
Defiler of Shops
What? RANGED? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!!?!?! .*Hits the barn with a sword*
edited 11th May '10 6:57:14 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Wait a second... There's about 8 of us in this thread... OH SHI--
-Everyone * is killed-
edited 11th May '10 6:59:18 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
The Magical Fruitbasket
Real nice work, privates! Except you, wannabeotaku! I want you to repeat this phrase as many times as possible until it becomes a part of your daily routine: "What was that noise? It must have been the wind." Now, get to work on your peripheral vision! I want you to not see anyone on the ceiling or even the floor! I'm expecting tunnel vision, privates! Move out!
Defiler of Shops
.*Tapes paper around (as in the sides) eyes*
Now I can barely see anything!
edited 11th May '10 7:23:48 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Hei. Ho. (walks around aimlessly)
-Stares intently into empty room, containing only a cardboard box.-
The Magical Fruitbasket
Good work, maggots! Now, I want you to be VERY distractable! I want to see you distracted by that dirty magazine that was apparently there all along! MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!
Dreams of Revenge
S-sir... why don't we work on improving our intelligence?
Locking you up on radar since '09
Are you kidding? Don't you want to get strong like me? -makes a tornado-
edited 12th May '10 2:55:30 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Dreams of Revenge
I know!
Let's make noises to make the hero think we've spotted him, when in fact we haven't at all!
Locking you up on radar since '09
The Magical Fruitbasket
God dammit, Fan! Just because Dr. Killemall put you first in the Psycho Serum Testing Project doesn't mean that you're The Dragon! I was your instructor for the first eight years of your recruitment, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let you order these newcomers around!
Hey, I just heard a gunshot!
-whistles, twiddles thumbs-
-BOOM!-
edited 12th May '10 3:03:28 PM by rumetzen
^^ That's not what I meant, sir! I was simply showing him the POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! he could have.
edited 12th May '10 3:04:00 PM by TheFan
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
The Magical Fruitbasket
But this power will make them imagine that they could get so much more power on the enemy side! Do you want minions doing a Face–Heel Turn with all our intel?
Well, today is a good day. And being a guard is such a great job. Too bad about this kid, though. It may not be right to put him in the cell. Still, a job's a job. Then again...
-crash-
What the--!? Holy crap, he escaped! Sound th--! Bleh. -dead-
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou