Thread Anti-Necromancy Game

same but replace "a certain person" with "everyone in existence"

same but replace "a certain somebody" with myself

Meanwhile Tranquilis sits here in his hole of neutrality.

Sed, you are incorrect. By a certain somebody, I mean someone who really likes VG Cats.

Really? I think they're starting to improve.

No, they aren't.

Eh, the only problem I have with him is I wish he'd properly capitalize and punctuate his posts. But that's something I apply to everyone on the forums.

That's the problem I have with him, too!

But, so we won't get banned, here's a terrible fanfiction author who I think is HILARIOUS with a capital H. More information on him to get you properly introduced.

/me glances awkwardly to the side

yikes...........................................................................................................................................

His fanfics are the epitome of So Bad, It's Good.

/me cringes awkwardly to the other side

y i k e s ...............................................................................................................................................

Y'all motherfuckers never experienced the beauty of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. It may be a trollfic, but it's still fucking glorious.

I believe that Penguinsofmadagascarsex's fanfics are the epitome of bad fanfiction. Not even My Immortal or DOOM: Repercussions of Evil will top the bizarre shit of these two fanfics.

John Freeman: Zombie goasts leave this place
Zombie Goast: but this is our house

Once you can beat those lines of dialogue, you win.

Easy. Here's the original:

Mort and Julien had just have a very serious fight. It all started when Mort wanted to pet the King Julien's feet not let it happen . Nervous Mort cursed Julien, but Julien gave him a beating.

"I hate you, you son of a bitch king." The small lemur screamed and ran to the habitat of the penguins

edited 25th Oct '16 10:32:09 AM by arcada188

Sweet god.

BUT WAIT, HERE'S MORE:

"You can only kidding, right?"

I think I just found a new signature.

Consider that this was said by Skipper.◊ The Captain. The Drill Sergeant Nasty. The Commando Penguin. In this fanfic, he's raped by Dr. Blowhole and driven to suicide, and in another fanfic he is fucked by Bada, Bing, Mort and King Julien. Think about how immensely wrong that sounds.

John Freeman, we need you now more than ever.

No mention of Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami?

And the best part, or at least one of the best? They're not even humanized. The penguins' genitals are explicitly described as cloacas. Nonetheless, the sheer amount of Narm and O.O.C. Is Serious Business is exasperating.

Dark Yagami can never beat the "I hate you, you son of a bitch king" Mort.

edited 25th Oct '16 10:43:11 AM by arcada188

Bluwah! Jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly!

Clearly, Bada and Bing worshipped Slaanesh. An interesting detail of character development, isn't it?

I leave for about fifteen minutes to grab lunch, and this is what I come back too.

Sweet lord how do you people find this shit?