Since yours wasn't really answered: Since he doesn't have any special powers or exceptional intelligence, magic is clearly the answer; I'll freeze the floor first to keep him from approaching too fast (presuming he's Made of Iron
) and then lightning bolt the living daylights out of him.
To answer your questions: No, it doesn't have to be a boss from an anime or a manga. Chuck Norris has been thoroughly used already. The West is not inherently better than the East. The West is not the same as the East. Not everyone knows Chuck Norris better than Jotaro Kujo. Asperger's Syndrome is irrelevant to this thread unless it happens to be part of your strategy for defeating a particular boss; otherwise, this thread
exists. I would defeat the April Fool by bribing him with spearmint gum; that one's right in the Fairly Odd Parents wiki.
Floor 4978: All nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring
edited 2nd Apr '13 6:22:39 AM by EgregiousOne
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