Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Defeat single ninja, by losing at first, then equipping the "protagonist rematch armor".

Become ninja, and equip the "establishing threat" armor, saved for characters, supposed to be established as threats.

Next Floor: Jotaro Kujo

Do you really have to put in magna and anime bosses? Uh. Just use Chuck Norris. He's better since he is from the West. Same thing. Everybody knows more than some Kujo guy. Oh and I have asperger's sydrome too.

Flor 4547: The April Fool from The Fairly Oddparents

edited 1st Apr '13 11:18:18 PM by BlockedSiteMyAzz

Since yours wasn't really answered: Since he doesn't have any special powers or exceptional intelligence, magic is clearly the answer; I'll freeze the floor first to keep him from approaching too fast (presuming he's Made of Iron) and then lightning bolt the living daylights out of him.

To answer your questions: No, it doesn't have to be a boss from an anime or a manga. Chuck Norris has been thoroughly used already. The West is not inherently better than the East. The West is not the same as the East. Not everyone knows Chuck Norris better than Jotaro Kujo. Asperger's Syndrome is irrelevant to this thread unless it happens to be part of your strategy for defeating a particular boss; otherwise, this thread exists. I would defeat the April Fool by bribing him with spearmint gum; that one's right in the Fairly Odd Parents wiki.

Floor 4978: All nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring.

edited 2nd Apr '13 6:22:39 AM by EgregiousOne

Arrows to the knee. All of them. Two for Legolas.

I guess you could say he's...

*Sunglasses*

Legless.

Floor 4549: The Spycrab, without the usual weaksauce of the Spy class. This Spycrab has 50,000 health and multiple one-hit-kill attacks, and is about 50 feet tall.

Call in the Laser Death Cat.

Floor 4550: A Motherfucking Wizard in a Motherfucking Monster Truck.

Put a motherfucking wall in his way.

Floor 4981: Axe Cop.

Cite him for having an unlicensed porno 'stache.

Floor Can't We Just Say "Next Floor" At This Point: A flock of miniature Alduins (from Skyrim). All of them have retained the ability to use the Thu'um, which is not in any way diminished along with their size.

edited 2nd Apr '13 4:31:35 AM by Alma

Activate god-mode

Floor 4983: The Kool-Aid Man

Replace brick wall with titanium wall.

Next Floor: FalloutNewVegas Legate Lanius

Edit: dat feel when you don't know how to pothole something.

edited 2nd Apr '13 5:18:57 AM by Alma

Thermic lance to the face. Next floor: Antimatter bomb with a motion sensor attached.

Defeat the motion sensor by flashstepping; the bomb won't go off if the beam is disrupted for an imperceptibly short time.

Floor 4986*

Reveal the It was his Sled spoiler and watch Luke scream "NOOOO" and defeat Vader, who kills Sidious.

Next room: Haruhi Suziyama when she's angry.

Shooshpap her face into oblivion.

Floor 4988 (They're called numbers, people. Use them.): Agent Tex.

edited 2nd Apr '13 2:15:38 PM by VampiricOne

Do nothing. She's forced to lose anything she tries at, so I'll eventually win somehow.

Floor 4989: A golden dragon from outer space.

The dragon is at the same time too heavy to fly somewhere other than the outer space, and can't breath oxygen.

Floor 4990: The God of Trolling Creators, Andrew... HUUUUUUUUUSSIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

Based on a quick Google image search, I've determined that I should be able to crush him easily in a straightforward fistfight, the faster the better so he doesn't get the chance to troll me.

Floor 4991: You're in a trench, WW 1-style; you have to fight your way through another trench on the other side of the room, and it's crawling with bad guys armed to the teeth.

Shotgun. Shotgun shotgun shotgun. Shotguuuuuuuuun.

Charge forward and shotgun. No other strategy could work in this situation.

Floor 4992: General Corrosive.◊

Spray him with sodium hydroxide and cancel him out of existence.

Next Floor: A physically accurate black hole.

Wonder why someone bothered digging a bit into the tower and throwing dark paint on it before heading to the next floor.

Floor 4994: A four-man squad of Tenno.

Trap them in the counter-intuitive menu system.

Floor 4995: Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer

I dance with him, and after that he/she/it summons his/her/its army of undead. Then while they await the next update, I go to the next floor.

Floor 4996: An evil version of Kirby, which just ate every single powerful being in existence but you, and is going to eat you.

That would depend on the last person he ate, since Kirby's powers replace one-another rather than conglomerate. Whatever the power, Kirby is also immature and fairly unintelligent, so baiting him with some poisoned candy is always an option.

Floor 4997: An army of Smith clones.

In Kirby 64, two powers could be combined; he still couldn't just eat everything in sight and become nigh-omnipotent.

edited 3rd Apr '13 5:36:42 AM by EgregiousOne

It depends on what game we take in account. Kirby 64 and the Crystal Shards is there as a proof.

Also, April Fools' Day is over, and I am not in the Matrix. The agents are powerless.

Flooor 4998: Every fictional character ever. The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You.

edited 3rd Apr '13 5:28:41 AM by Victin

Meet Author Avatar Mofos. I unleash my creation of creatures and people that were built to specifically do my bidding in stories so Author Avatars were no longer needed. After various deletions and killings I make my way through the temporarily safe path of bodies they make. I then leave through the door while they pull a last stand against the other fictional characters.

Floor 4999: You must defeat the power of Rock and Classical musical. Failure results in a rock dropping on you and sending you to back to the first floor.

Use the power of Jazz

Floor 5000: No floor, only a giant 4500 story deep hole.

edited 3rd Apr '13 3:25:33 PM by julyjack73