The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
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I almost thought you were putting Nanoha in Kazuki Shikimori's shoes.
edited 6th Dec '14 7:42:05 PM by MarqFJA
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Somewhere in the Uminari area, lies a magically-themed theme park named Mid-Childa Brilliant Park, a place of wonder and happiness... Only it's anything but. Decrepit and run-down, its rides and attractions are in dire need of maintenance and, what's more, its staff and performers seem to have lost hope that things will become any better. Not exactly a place one would first think about to bring a family to for a weekend of fun and relaxation.
Except it's not just a park. For many of the workers there, it's literally not only the source of their livelihoods, but their very lives.
This is the place Takamachi Nanoha has to save, before the place is closed down forever. But can she really do it in the time limit she's been given? And more importantly, will the rest of the theme park workers trust her enough to get any work actually done?
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Scriptor Referens
If Lindy is Vimes, then Chrono's got to be Carrot.
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
"We took pity on Ms. Curren, losing her parents so young. I think, on reflection, that we should have wondered a bit more about that..."
Nanoha would be Detritus, Fate would be Cheery, Arf would be Angua, and Yuuno would be... the Librarian.
"[...] a number of offences of murder by means of a blunt instrument, to whit, a Garden of Time, and many further offences of generalized abetting [...]"
Fabricati diem, Pvnc.
The motto of the Time-Space Administration Bureau
An Infinity Library is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
All lolis are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and scything their legs off at the knee.
It always amazed Lindy how Amy got along with practically everyone. It must, she’d decided, have something to do with the common denominator. In the entire world of mathematics there could be no denominator as common as Amy.
Lindy: "It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a Tome of Darkness. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing."
"Young Scaglieti thinks that there is no lake of blood too big to wade through to put a rightful king on a throne, no deed too base in defense of a crown. A romantic, in fact."
The Testarossas were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Amy had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.
Takamachi Shirou had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
Befriending: Jus' say "AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH"
Nanoha's friendship policy
There were no 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' laws in Mid-Childa. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
edited 5th Jan '15 3:07:40 PM by SCMof2814
>Amy as Nobby
And I thought I was being kinda mean comparing Curren to Teatime.
Ain't it sad, Amychin?
Also, a little bit of silliness.
Yo. For the last few months, ever since the last guy died and shoved his eyeball into my skull, I've been looking around, finding out all the stuff people keep secret and sadly reaffirming my lack of faith in humanity. Spider-man! How could you sell your marriage to a demon just to save your aunt! Loki owed you a FAVOR, you moron!
But we're not here to talk about that. I'm here to talk about what coulda happened in another universe, if a different fancy space science-but-kinda-looks-like-magic thing had been found by a little girl. You know the drill. I'm Nick Fury, and I never really liked Bucky. I'm the Watcher.
Takamachi Nanoha was having a perfectly average day. Get up, get dressed, admire how saccharinely close her family was, meet her friends at the bus, go to school, head home, nearly jump out of her skin as a hammer from space fell into a vacant lot she was walking past…
Wait… that wasn't right…
Who so ever holds this hammer, be they worthy, shall wield the power of Thor…
Thor, son of Odin, unfortunately never got his hammer back. He got depressed, got over it, resolved to be a better person, and joined the wrestling circuit. He did very well for himself, and lived the rest of his life a humble and satisfied man.
Odin woke up from his sleep to find his son Loki king, Jotunheim destroyed, Laufey dead, and a girl holding his other son's hammer. He turned around and, to everyone's confusion, went back to sleep because this all had to be some messed up dream.
King Loki the Sly ruled wisely and fairly, if not exactly honestly, and was voted Sexiest Asgardian of the Year 987 times in a row.
Takamachi Nanoha was eventually accepted as the new Thor, goddess of thunder, and went on to have many magical girl adventures. People shipped her with She-Hulk and Squirrel-Girl a lot.
The End…?
You really should do the Discworld crossover as at least a one-shot. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Nanoha Thor... you haven't been reading the latest issues? 
I've been sticking to "Loki, Agent of Asgard". Last issue, he turned into what was essential Princess Celestia sans wings. There was the jewelry and everything.
Besides, 'women replacing male legacy characters' generally don't last, unfortunately. Either the male comes back and replaces them or they're relegated to bit parts. Poor Spider-Girl got her series cancelled, Star Girl hasn't been heard from in forever and except for one story arc, Crimson Avenger is strictly a crisis crossover cameo.
edited 5th Jan '15 5:38:04 PM by SCMof2814
Three issues in the new Thor has already had something unique taken from her: she wasn't the first person to pick up Mjölnir after Thor dropped it on the moon. Loki picked it up(and transformed)and used it to show how much the old Thor had changed during Axis.
You'll know things are going back when she gets her chainmail bikini and gets drawn by Liefeld.
And poor Araña. She stopped being Kamen Rider Spider and became another spidey knockoff.
edited 6th Jan '15 3:51:41 AM by SCMof2814
Given how Spider-Verse has been taking turns crapping and vomiting on all that is Spider-Man, yeah...
I'm just waiting for Leopardon to show up…
Leopardon already just showed up, but... it was destroyed. Its pilot survived, though.
Really, fuck these Villain Sues down the same bottomless hole the Hucks were kicked into. And toss the creeps ruining 3wei in as well while we're at it.
EH?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ISSUE, WHAT ISSUE!!!!!
That page is actually pretty awesome...
Excuse me, I need time to stop crying right now...
Hmm... Supaidaman teamed up with Kamen Rider V3... That means he lives in a Kamen Rider universe...
edited 7th Jan '15 3:19:23 PM by SCMof2814
Fandom Heretic
... I have no words.
In a good way.
Since I just finished Strikers, I've been browsing though some of the more popular stories as well as the Fanfic Recs page.
I really don't get the Yuuno hate some people seem to have. I guess they just need a Bastard Boyfriend to set up some conflict and know how most people feel about OC's?
Precia / Lindy is now my crack ship OTP. (Mainly for AU's though, it avoids the whole terrible person & conveniently lets the author make Chrono and Fate siblings).
I found this
really nice one shot as well. It's not what you'd expect. Or maybe I was just really Genre Blind.
If you like Precia/Lindy, may I recommend Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha INNOCENT?
himitsu keisatsu
The fun thing about Die for Our Ship being used against Yuuno is that... it doesn't make any freakin' sense. I mean, if you're gonna ship Nanoha and Fate, which is the most common source of Yuuno the Death Eater... then why the hell is Yuuno a factor at all?
You don't even have the excuse of Nanoha canonically being in a relationship with him, as is the case with the original Ron the Death Eater, or even going so far as expressing interest in pursuing a relationship with him, which Nanoha never does. And it's the same for Yuuno, because, guess what? Males and females can have friends of the opposite gender without any romantic element being involved.
edited 8th Jan '15 10:24:46 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
I was planning on reading that soon anyway. Thanks :)
Yuuno the Death Eater makes even less sense considering how well everybody gets along in the Nanoha verse.
That said I would be all for a fanfic in which Yuuno infiltrates the death eaters to take down Voldemort.
edited 8th Jan '15 11:16:02 PM by 32ndfreeze
"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome Rob
himitsu keisatsu
Considering that I'm pretty sure Yuuno could take Voldemort, I don't think he'd need to infiltrate them.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
A Discworld/Nanoha fusion would be... interesting.
Does that make Lindy into Sam Vimes?