Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?
I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog
Great, I broke my computer.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Yeah. I just blew a hole in my laptop's trackpad.
"Yup. That tasted purple."
I just blew up my balls.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Zzzzzzzzzz
There's another hole in my wall (different wall) up near the ceiling. This time I missed my face by about an inch. So big-time burns on my right cheekbone.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Electric Heart
Well, I'm dead.
In Perpetual Finality
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
And you're to bla—
...Er, I mean, I'm dead.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
AH! My thorax!
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what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Well, there goes a chunk of my left leg...
Didn't need that anyways.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Welp, there goes my CPU.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Shot my neck wide open.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Ow, my ear!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Gemsparky
I broke my wireless mouse, and put a hole in the floor.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Aaand there goes the furnace.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Oh, look. I'm dead.
i just want to sell out my funeral
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
I just kinda chipped off a tiny bit of skin on my neck. Probably not fatal. And probably broke the air conditioner or one of my Disney posters.
Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/
Well, there go my balls.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Looks like I can kiss my thumb and right leg goodbye.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
In Perpetual Finality
Blew off my other index finger, likely embedding the fragments in the side of the bed.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Time for a new mouse...
and a computer.
Wrong Finger.
Well, new computer anyways. and a new leg.
edited 12th Feb '14 2:45:44 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
What's eatin' you, chief?
Oh no time for a new jaw and brain-case but it won't matter because I'm dead and
ha ha ha, just kidding. Your pathetic, rudimentary kinetic-based weaponry can't harm me, you insipid apes.
War is God.
hiya, the name's scout.
Aw man... The lightbulb broke on me...
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I really don't need these soda cans...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
hiya, the name's scout.
My foot was useless anyway...
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What's eatin' you, chief?
Ew... I'm not putting on any rubber that's designed for old people....
oh.
I guess I'll need a new keyboard since it's full of cu- I mean gray matter.
War is God.
Just shot my thumb off.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.