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YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
m-95 Har har har from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Har har har
#102: Dec 19th 2023 at 8:39:02 PM

Well-Intentioned Extremist

"Well, you know what they say: can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men."
"Big" Jack Horner, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Please visit the "AITA" forum game
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#103: Dec 20th 2023 at 5:58:45 AM

Bile Fascination

"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
Lucas, The Wizard

clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#104: Dec 20th 2023 at 6:00:37 AM

Heavy Sleeper

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
W. C. Fields

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
Sourguy Reading Across America (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Reading Across America (He/Him)
#105: Dec 20th 2023 at 9:37:34 PM

Crying Indian

"Only when the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize that we cannot eat money"
Cree Indian Proverb

Currently Reading: N/A
CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#106: Dec 22nd 2023 at 6:03:19 AM

Plagiarism

"I’ll tell you the difference, ok? If you imitate someone- you owe them a royalty check. If you emulate them, you don’t. There’s a big difference-check your lawyer."

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
KingofNightmares Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#107: Dec 22nd 2023 at 9:36:53 AM

Game-Breaker

"Shouldering a pair of machine guns, this monster is unstoppable."
Flavor text of Barrel Rock, Yu-Gi-Oh!

—signature not found—
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#108: Dec 22nd 2023 at 9:41:03 AM

Precocious Crush

"She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her."
Denny, The Room (2003)

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
Sourguy Reading Across America (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Reading Across America (He/Him)
#109: Dec 23rd 2023 at 8:14:25 AM

Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter

The Once-ler: Look, if you've got a problem with what I'm doing, why haven't you used your quote-unquote "powers" to stop me?
The Lorax: I told you, that's not how it works.

Currently Reading: N/A
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#110: Dec 24th 2023 at 4:27:17 AM

And the Fandom Rejoiced

"WOOOOO! FINALLY, TOAD CIRCUIT! YEAH, BABY! TOAD CIRCUIT SWEEP! ONE TOADILLION TICKETS!"
Schaffrillas Productions, "Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked"

CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#111: Dec 29th 2023 at 3:22:39 PM

Subliminal Seduction:

"Play Hatfall. Oh wait, that wasn’t subliminal enough. Play Hatfall, you prick!"

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
Vulcan64 Since: Sep, 2023
#112: Jan 3rd 2024 at 12:52:17 AM

Profane Last Words

"This is dog feces! Damn, damn!"
Mr. Trooper, Book of Mario 64

"Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." — Goombape
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#113: Jan 3rd 2024 at 4:47:31 AM

Genki Girl

"We're taking this show... on the road!"

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#114: Jan 3rd 2024 at 5:08:32 AM

Lack of Empathy

"I ain't represented Grove Street in 5 years, but the Ballas won't give a shit."

Everything that lives is designed to end...
Sourguy Reading Across America (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Reading Across America (He/Him)
#115: Jan 4th 2024 at 7:11:06 AM

The Assimilator

"The all-devouring pop culture wiki."
The front page of this wiki

Currently Reading: N/A
m-95 Har har har from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Har har har
#116: Jan 4th 2024 at 8:15:32 AM

Undying Loyalty

"I'll not... betray my dream. That is all."
Griffith Berserk

Edited by m-95 on Jan 4th 2024 at 11:15:39 AM

Please visit the "AITA" forum game
CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#117: Jan 8th 2024 at 7:36:49 PM

Coming-Out Story

Kid: Dad, I’m gay!
Man: I have no son!
Kid: (Gasps) This isn’t my house!

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#118: Jan 8th 2024 at 8:32:45 PM

Who Wants to Live Forever?

"All of us are gonna live forever!"
Georgie, Big Shark

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#119: Jan 8th 2024 at 9:51:56 PM

Action Girl

"I'm far too delicate a lady for brouhaha. Protecting me is your duty!"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Sourguy Reading Across America (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Reading Across America (He/Him)
#120: Jan 13th 2024 at 8:14:32 AM

UsefulNotes.Shovelware

"You're a parent in the Walmart Video Game section, and you have one thing on your mind: "I HAVE 20 DOLLARS AND I NEED A WII GAME FOR MY KID!""
Shovelware Variety Hour, Scott The Woz

Currently Reading: N/A
CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#121: Jan 13th 2024 at 8:45:32 PM

Bonus Material

"Great news though, this one’s got extra features. Even more of me!"
Colin Baker, The Five(ish) Doctors

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jan 13th 2024 at 10:45:42 AM

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
iwantedtoaddsomething from Nowhere (and you should go there!) Since: Feb, 2015
#122: Jan 17th 2024 at 11:57:05 AM

Amnesia Loop:

Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
I can't remember
Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
I can't remember
Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
I can't remember
Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
I can't remember
Chumbawamba, "Amnesia"

mwop
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#123: Jan 24th 2024 at 6:52:04 AM

Rescue Equipment Attack

"There are different types of extinguishers for different kinds of extinguishing; water, earth, fire, and air. Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked."
DaThings, "Seeder Point"

CanuckMcDuck1 The man with no name from the future (but actually the far past) Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
The man with no name
#124: Jan 24th 2024 at 5:14:02 PM

Rage Against the Heavens

"God? Where are you, you pale-ass bitch? I’m here for you, and I’ve got nothing to lose other than this gun I stole before I died!"

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jan 24th 2024 at 7:14:51 AM

For a guy nicknamed Blondie, he is not the tiniest bit blond!
ThatAsianInTheCorner Rules Screwer from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
#125: Jan 24th 2024 at 5:37:37 PM

Orgasmically Delicious

"This tastes even better than Dog Food!"
Taizo "Madao" Hasegawa, Gintama

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jan 24th 2024 at 8:38:02 PM

"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"

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