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TomT World's Most Boring Man (Troper in training) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
World's Most Boring Man
#1: Oct 26th 2023 at 12:33:47 PM

Similar to Crappy Image Pickin', this thread is for quotes that are stupid or poorly illustrate a trope.

The one specific rule is that it must be a real quote; no making stuff up! Quotes by real-life people are allowed, but must be things they actually said. This game is for real quotes that poorly illustrate certain tropes.

I'll start: Rousing Speech: "Alright everybody! Um... Let's beat these guys!" (Joshua, Joshua and the Promised Land)

Edited by TomT on Oct 26th 2023 at 8:34:04 PM

"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
ZuggaluggalocoroG Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#2: Oct 26th 2023 at 12:49:52 PM

Mood Whiplash

"I'm feeling pretty anxious, I had a bagel for breakfast which had a small thing that I thought was a fennel seed but might've been mold. I was really hungry and just ate it, but now I'm worried. Uhh sorry getting distracted, anyway yeah find the key or the bomb explodes etc etc"

Edited by ZuggaluggalocoroG on Oct 26th 2023 at 2:55:11 PM

Not even stars last forever.
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#3: Oct 26th 2023 at 12:54:35 PM

Badass Boast

I AM NOT WEEEEAAAAAAK! URRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

source: Sonic Forces

Edited by Superjohn on Oct 26th 2023 at 3:06:16 AM

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
GamerLuna2022 Harpy from Madou Land Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Harpy
#4: Oct 26th 2023 at 1:27:26 PM

Wacky Delly:

"I am the cheese."

"I wonder what beautiful songs I can sing today?"
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#5: Oct 26th 2023 at 1:33:15 PM

Take That!:

"Paper Mario: Sticker Star?! This isn't what I wished for!"
Luigi, StacheBros, "Paper Mario - Luigi Time!!!"

Edited by bpants98 on Oct 26th 2023 at 4:35:14 AM

JankyKong "Can you see what I see?" from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
TomT World's Most Boring Man (Troper in training) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
World's Most Boring Man
#7: Oct 26th 2023 at 2:27:17 PM

Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful!

"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#8: Oct 26th 2023 at 2:35:32 PM

Deadly Gas

"Gas chamber! Aahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!"

-D.W. Read, Arthur

Edited by TheFarmboy on Oct 26th 2023 at 7:05:54 AM

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
clemont107 Fairy-type Iris from Some magical forest in Unova (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Fairy-type Iris
#9: Oct 26th 2023 at 3:30:42 PM

Alas, Poor Villain

"What did I do to deserve this? I mean what specifically?!"
Big Jack Horner, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#10: Oct 26th 2023 at 10:14:06 PM

A Million Is a Statistic:

Scorpion: How many Seidan lives have you taken?!
Havik: Should the number matter?

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Oct 27th 2023 at 12:14:35 AM

Everything that lives is designed to end...
Grotadmorv Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die from Getting wasted at your funeral (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
#11: Oct 26th 2023 at 11:35:17 PM

Big "SHUT UP!":

(music rapidly switches between playing backwards and forwards)
Superdupers: CEEEEASE!

The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
TomT World's Most Boring Man (Troper in training) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
World's Most Boring Man
#12: Oct 27th 2023 at 4:26:50 AM

Dying Declaration of Hate

"Well, since we're all gonna die, there's one last secret I feel I have to share with you all. I did not care for The Godfather."
Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#13: Oct 27th 2023 at 4:44:43 AM

Out-of-Character Alert:

"The real Lucy would never say that."
Emmet Brickowski, The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part

CanuckMcDuck1 Anime Guy from Rhode Island Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Anime Guy
#14: Oct 27th 2023 at 9:27:54 AM

Caustic Critic:

“Maybe you’re right. [beat] I LIED! AHAHAHA!”

-Punkpina, Every Storytime Animation Ever

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 27th 2023 at 10:28:42 AM

I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.
clemont107 Fairy-type Iris from Some magical forest in Unova (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Fairy-type Iris
#15: Oct 27th 2023 at 12:19:18 PM

Jerkass:

"Listen here! I am beating all of you back down to hell. Tell those pale-faced bastards for me! If I get hit, I will hit back! Tell them, leaving me half-eaten is gonna be the end of you! I will hunt and kill all those wretched monsters, and all of you, down to the last one! THIS IS MY DECLARATION OF WAR!"
Guts, Berserk

"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
KingofNightmares Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#16: Oct 29th 2023 at 10:36:51 AM

Body Horror:

"And I might suddenly grow a third arm!"

—signature not found—
KingofNightmares Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#17: Nov 1st 2023 at 4:45:21 AM

Monster.Digimon

Evil Digimon: "I am created by the evil scintist. I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!"
Digimon: "No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"
Evil Digimon: "Ha-ha-ha I do not care but you will die now"

—signature not found—
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#18: Nov 1st 2023 at 7:51:15 AM

Mortality Ensues:

Nitara: The Coven offers you immortality!
Smoke: Who Wants to Live Forever?

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Nov 1st 2023 at 9:55:55 PM

Everything that lives is designed to end...
m-95 Har har har from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Har har har
#19: Nov 1st 2023 at 6:37:31 PM

Accidentally-Correct Writing:

"You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!"
Hal/Tighten to Roxanne Ritchie, Megamind

Please visit the "AITA" forum game
clemont107 Fairy-type Iris from Some magical forest in Unova (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Fairy-type Iris
#20: Nov 1st 2023 at 6:41:28 PM

Synth-Pop

"Back with a fresh perspective, this time focusing on deeply textured and visceral bass sounds, hellish braams and intimidating, distorted leads. Looking deep into the modern and often violent sound design of current video games and movies to create sonics that tear through your mix and demand your audiences' attention."
—The description for Evolution: Devastator Breakout Pro

"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#22: Nov 1st 2023 at 6:48:30 PM

Shocking Moments


"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 1st 2023 at 9:48:46 AM

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
GamerLuna2022 Harpy from Madou Land Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Harpy
#23: Nov 1st 2023 at 7:01:08 PM

Donkey Kong


Mario: Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey!
Donkey Kong: I... am more... than a guy... who smashes things!

"I wonder what beautiful songs I can sing today?"
m-95 Har har har from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Har har har
#24: Nov 1st 2023 at 7:06:03 PM

Cool Aunt:

"I'm sorry she's dead. She was always nice to me. Well... She never tried to kill me. That is... I'm pretty sure those were all accidents. And if they weren't... She wasn't trying very hard... Which was awfully sweet of her, right?"
Violetta talking about her late Auntie Margolotta, Girl Genius

Please visit the "AITA" forum game
CanuckMcDuck1 Anime Guy from Rhode Island Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Anime Guy
#25: Nov 1st 2023 at 7:12:05 PM

God Never Said That:

"Adam, either you put on some damn pants or this relationship is over."
Eve, according to Linkara

I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.

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