The profile picture of saw quotes... A low quality Billy Puppet.
I never killed anyone.
— The pinned post on the user's page
First joining the site in early 2021, jigsaw_quotes
is a popular Twitter / X user known for being a parody account based on Jigsaw from the Saw franchise. While not exactly providing quotes from Saw, he instead posts random bits of humor with elements of the Saw movies added.
jigsaw_quotes contains examples of...
- Abandoned Catchphrase: In one post he says he's "working on a new catchphrase", which is never used again.Gotcha! (new catchphrase I’m working on)
- Bathos: A running theme in jigsaw_quotes is Jigsaw siccing some kind of awful trap on someone, contrasted against casual/incidental/unrelated dialogue.I'm feeling pretty anxious, I had a bagel for breakfast which had a small thing that I thought was a fennel seed but might've been mold. I was really hungry and just ate it, but now I'm worried. Uhh sorry getting distracted, anyway yeah find the key or the bomb explodes etc etc
- Broken Record: One post repeats the phrase "Right now you're feeling helpless."Right now you're feeling helpless. Right now you're feeling helpless. Right now you're feeling helpless.
- Disproportionate Retribution: He does this often. He makes someone survive on 15% on their blood for them believing their Applebee's waiter can survive on a 15% tip. He also makes someone named "Tobby" sit in a dark room with only a chair and a light until Monday because Tobby cut him in line that day.
- Implied Death Threat: After having a typo pointed out:everyone who pointed out the typo.... better not let me catch you going to your car in a poorly lit parking garage. i'm just saying.
- Player Nudge: Parodied in this post:Inside this gun is your "key to freedom". I think you will find that, should you choose to use it, you will have a "blast". But be careful— the wrong choice could "blow up in your face" and you could end up "destroying the key that will unlock you". Can you see me winking btw
- Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: Every post is randomly spurred without any context whatsoever.
- Out of Holiday Episode: Invoked and parodied. He once posted "May the Fourth be With You".. On April 1st.
- Poke the Poodle: In one post, Jigsaw traps someone known as "Tommy Salami", a guy who pretends to be Italian but is actually Greek. The trap in question is... choose between eating poisoned Italian cannoli or a normal Greek baklava. Jigsaw never says that he's told the truth to any of Tommy's friends, Tommy isn't at any risk in this trap unless he's Too Dumb to Live or too prideful to eat Greek food, and there isn't anything obviously wrong with the baklava (in fact, it looks delicious).
- Significant Name Overlap: Apparently happens when he puts a person named Richard in a trap with other people. Funnily enough, he also puts multiple people named Richard in other traps on other posts.To survive this room, you must work out what you all have in common. Except Richard. He’s— There’s a lot of Richard Smiths in this county. Mistakes happen.
- Take That!: He re-tweeted "Shut da fuck up" in response to a Ghostface cosmetic being released for the game Among Us, and replied to the same retweet with "ooo i hate your ass"
- Too Kinky to Torture: One of his victims apparently had an inflation Fetish, which is the reason why he doesn't do inflation traps.I’m not doing anymore inflation traps. The last guy was weird about it. Stop asking to be put in one.
- Unwinnable by Design: One post concerns a trap designed to have no escape.Hello Samantha. There is no way out of this trap. Die.
