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TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#1: Jan 24th 2017 at 6:49:22 AM

(Because snowclones, and I thought this would be an interesting game that I hadn't seen before.)

So, the avatar above yours has been hired to kill your avatar. What are their chances of success?

Personally, I think Balthier can handle the space above this post just fine. tongue

edited 24th Jan '17 6:49:40 AM by TheWanderer

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#2: Jan 24th 2017 at 7:45:33 AM

Sayaka-chan would curbstomp him.

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#3: Jan 24th 2017 at 10:42:22 AM

I highly doubt it. Sonic is too fast for her.

"We be we baby!"
TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#4: Jan 25th 2017 at 6:12:11 PM

Unless Balthier finds a gun that shoots full auto I don't think he's going to be able to hit Sonic, so Sonic probably takes him out.

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fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#5: Jan 25th 2017 at 6:23:49 PM

Balthier could take them out, seeing that they're just a bunch of high school kids.

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electronic-tragedy PAINKILLER from Wherever I need to be Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
PAINKILLER
#6: Jan 25th 2017 at 6:25:31 PM

Good fucking luck trying to kill Clint Eastwood/The Man With No Name.

Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
dysphere Since: Jan, 2015
#7: Jan 25th 2017 at 6:26:57 PM

90%-ish. Because Blart has great knowledge of how to operate a Segway and sharks, which could prove to be the tipping point.

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#8: Jan 25th 2017 at 6:33:44 PM

[up][up]Nothing in Clint Eastwood's arsenal is enough to take down Lugia, though he'd probably survive the encounter somehow.

[up]Dude wouldn't stand a chance. Again, he may survive due to his skills, but Lugia is just too powerful.

edited 25th Jan '17 6:35:12 PM by Ghostninja109

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#9: Jan 25th 2017 at 7:18:35 PM

I don't think Jotaro has a chance.

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#10: Jan 25th 2017 at 8:10:52 PM

Jotaro would be vaporised by a Wave-Motion Gun very soon...

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#11: Jan 25th 2017 at 8:16:55 PM

If Wave motion is a huge blast that fills the room, she'll win.

"We be we baby!"
dysphere Since: Jan, 2015
#12: Jan 25th 2017 at 8:17:36 PM

Blart loses badly, because he only has his Segway

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#13: Jan 25th 2017 at 8:19:36 PM

Boy, DIO's standards really decreased lately.

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Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#14: Jan 26th 2017 at 12:02:34 AM

.*spider hides in the ceiling forever*

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cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#15: Jan 26th 2017 at 4:49:08 AM

If it's not venomous, then I think Cindy would be fine.

edited 26th Jan '17 4:53:44 AM by cake1

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#16: Jan 31st 2017 at 5:23:26 AM

Poor, poor Cindy.

Hopefully, she doesn't manage to anger him. It takes a lot to do that.

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#17: Jan 31st 2017 at 6:48:43 AM

This dude looks like a professional assassin, who's going after Georgia who can... uhm... punch things good?

Bye, Georgia.

Long live the New Bev.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#18: Jan 31st 2017 at 8:56:48 AM

she has the upper hand. Literally.

"We be we baby!"
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#19: Jan 31st 2017 at 8:59:53 AM

I'm not sure if the ponies should be afraid or if Tattletail should be afraid.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Sazandora watermelon from Gensokyo Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
watermelon
#20: Jan 31st 2017 at 7:36:30 PM

This'll be incredibly easy for Reimu.

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ScotieRw Ok now it's Hyde. from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Ok now it's Hyde.
#21: Dec 28th 2017 at 3:58:27 PM

Is that a normal little girl or some kind of magical girl? Normal little girl Hyde beats her to death, then continues to beat her corpse senseless. Magical girl I think he just runs away.

Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#22: Dec 28th 2017 at 4:01:40 PM

Sorry, Aichi. There's nothing you can do about this... especially not cutesy Mini Vanguard Aichi.

The poor boy's doomed.

[down] Mama Bear definitely wins.

edited 29th Dec '17 3:08:43 PM by CrystalMemoria

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#23: Dec 29th 2017 at 3:06:28 PM

This looks like it'll be a Curb-Stomp Battle in Mama Bear's favor. Then again, that little cutie could have powerful firearms or Summon Magic that Mama Bear doesn't know about.

EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
#24: Dec 29th 2017 at 5:41:26 PM

(sung in the tune of Children of the World)

Ahhhh, ahh-ahh-ahh, We're getting mauled by bears, Getting our bodies torn to shre-AHHHHH!!!!!!

edited 29th Dec '17 5:41:39 PM by EeveeGirlChey

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Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#25: Dec 29th 2017 at 6:56:48 PM

Well, he looks like he'd be an incompetent assassin. On the other hand, my zombie looks like an incompetent target. So one of them is going to end up dead.

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