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kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#76: Mar 8th 2017 at 1:20:16 PM

A 19th century trap door Springfield is one of the many late 19th Century breech loading rifles with at least a quarter mile range. I'm pretty sure I'll be ok with my pre-WWI British SMLE because both the Canadian and Danish Militaries used them in arctic conditions up until a few years ago.

I'll survive.

BTW My side arm is a Beretta M1934 that has a 1941 serial number.

edited 8th Mar '17 1:51:36 PM by kouta

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#77: Mar 9th 2017 at 9:02:35 AM

Dead.

"We be we baby!"
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#78: Mar 9th 2017 at 11:20:55 PM

Vision of Assassin Outclassin'...

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#79: Mar 10th 2017 at 5:14:18 AM

I'll need at most three shots to take you down. I probably need only two.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#80: Mar 10th 2017 at 7:42:05 AM

Useless, but she still has magic. I'm not gonna make it.

"We be we baby!"
LegitimateIdiot Since: Nov, 2015
#81: Mar 10th 2017 at 7:51:14 AM

yeah, i'm not going to survive this.

This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
GAIA
#82: Mar 10th 2017 at 7:53:07 AM

Me neither.

[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.
arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#83: Mar 10th 2017 at 8:07:16 AM

Or me...

edited 10th Mar '17 8:07:22 AM by arimothereindeer

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#84: Mar 10th 2017 at 8:22:15 AM

but I will!

edited 10th Mar '17 8:22:25 AM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
GAIA
#85: Mar 10th 2017 at 10:09:56 AM

A pony isnt anything a bullet cant fix.

[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#86: Mar 10th 2017 at 10:31:19 AM

Panty and Stocking? I can probably take on one of them but not both.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
...
#87: Mar 10th 2017 at 11:29:02 AM

An intelligent Magical Girl wants to kill me? Why?! Why?! Why?! *Gory Discretion Shot*

edited 10th Mar '17 11:31:06 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
GAIA
#88: Mar 11th 2017 at 6:07:25 PM

WELL SHIT

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StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
...
#89: Mar 12th 2017 at 8:19:04 AM

[up] Hell of an Atomic F-Bomb.

Not much of an assassination, is it?

...
Murataku Fits in Heavy's pocket! from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#90: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:53:00 PM

I die a horrible, firey death. I mean, I could've run away but I didn't, because it's so damn cute.

So yeah, I burn.

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#91: Mar 13th 2017 at 12:22:14 AM

I might live...?

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#92: Mar 13th 2017 at 1:41:56 AM

Yeah, I don't think I'll survive.

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
GAIA
#93: Mar 13th 2017 at 7:59:46 AM

Me neither.

[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.
TheSilverShroud Underworld Angel from a tower of golems Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Underworld Angel
#94: Mar 13th 2017 at 12:45:24 PM

Odds are not looking good.

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#95: Mar 13th 2017 at 6:37:47 PM

Well, I'm right fucked.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#96: Mar 14th 2017 at 7:23:03 AM

Once again, Magical Girls can beat the shit out of me easy. This one even moreso.

Long live the New Bev.
Sazandora watermelon from Gensokyo Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
watermelon
#97: Mar 14th 2017 at 7:26:18 AM

I might be okay, since her attempts to kill me may do more to help than hurt. Then again, she could just turn to more physical means.

current jam | avi
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#98: Mar 14th 2017 at 8:05:38 AM

I'll be fine. She's too sleepy to be dangerous.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#99: Mar 14th 2017 at 8:50:08 AM

This shall be a great battle that shall be burned into the history of ponyville!

edited 14th Mar '17 8:50:48 AM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
GAIA
#100: Mar 14th 2017 at 9:12:30 AM

Nothing a few stabs or bullets cant fix.

also the title of the thread is The above avatar is hired to assassinate you, not your avatar.

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