Are you a cowgirl or a Mafia mobster?
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It doesn't.
edited 25th Feb '17 2:11:39 AM by Mhazard
Doesn't your hair get really dirty dragging like that?
Yeah, I know I'm cute. Can't really help it. Still, that's pretty patronizing. Only my dad calls me "kitten".
edited 23rd Feb '17 7:58:08 AM by TheGreatUnknown
Unreasonably Quirky
Aw, who's a pretty widdle kitten?
Bunch of maple syrup guzzling, zamboni driving weirdos, if you ask me.
edited 23rd Feb '17 7:58:05 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
PINNACLE OF MAN
What do you think of Canada?
...Oh. Of course it wouldn't! And if someone thinks that's funny, I'll gladly repay them!
edited 23rd Feb '17 7:57:36 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Wouldn't it be funny if you were raped to death?
"A cute widdle fennec fox!"
"If you want who I would hug the most out of my friends... Probably Kyle."
edited 23rd Feb '17 8:00:26 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Who do you want to hug the most?
Not good. Why can't we all just be friends?
edited 23rd Feb '17 8:05:38 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Braids From S286 Not Included
What do you think of the evil clowns?
Man, I still remember dat time when we were blowin' dem bubbles, then things got really weird from there...
(toots in agreement)
Right... Then we ended up atop dat tree...
Well, we're famous now, and we're travelin' da woild! I'm helpin' with his contracts and insurances and finances... ya know, business stuff. But we've never been apart ever since!
edited 24th Feb '17 7:33:59 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
see you, space cowboy.
What are the wackiest shenanigans you two ever got involved in?
"Raw... eugh..."
edited 23rd Feb '17 8:04:27 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Not an evil Thievul
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So Timothy, how's life for your buddy now that he can fly?
What's the worst way to prepare shrimp?
(holds up a sign): No, I'm a coyote, not a bunny. Bugs is just one of my teachers at ACME Looniversity!
edited 24th Feb '17 3:06:58 PM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Are you related to Bugs Bunny?
...
I KNEW we were missing something!
edited 23rd Feb '17 6:07:32 PM by TropesForever
Braids From S286 Not Included
Who's the conductor? You need someone to get all of you to coordinate, you know.
Well, Dumbo had been bullied by dem matriarchs fer 'is big ol' ears, so I decided ta give 'em the scare a' their lives! Also, I was the only one who felt sorry fer 'im, and he thinks I'm cute, am I right?
(smiles and nods in agreement)
Well, I'm small enough to squeeze through holes, but this lil' guy here might need a lil' push.
edited 24th Feb '17 7:33:49 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Destroyer of worlds.
Elephants are afraid of mice, so how did you two become friends?
You needn't worry, fool.
edited 23rd Feb '17 5:55:39 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Do you have trouble moving around indoors?
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Are those 'horns' on your headdress covering your hair, or are they made of some solid material?
You know, when I gave 'em permission to use my name and likeness for their new 'thang', that wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but... whatever, they paid me in cash.
edited 23rd Feb '17 6:47:12 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
see you, space cowboy.
So...
How you liking Young Conker?
"Dude, of course I played Underta-... Fonts... name..."
"Oh, dammit..."
edited 23rd Feb '17 6:16:33 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Do you know a certain pair of skeleton brothers who are named after fonts? 
I don't think so. Dumbo has 'ad it rough... an' it might spoil the magic behind 'is flight skills.
edited 24th Feb '17 7:33:39 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Do you plan to reveal your sapience to the humans at any point? I mean, if they realized you had human-level intelligence, they'd presumably be forced to either let you go or at least pay you and accommodate you according to a decent contract.
Not really. You get used to the powder.
edited 24th Feb '17 6:00:41 AM by TheGreatUnknown
Jer gets all the girls
Is that ruffle itchy?
Hmm, what indeed.
Nothing. I am planning nothing.
edited 24th Feb '17 12:10:10 PM by Murataku
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
see you, space cowboy.
You look spooky, what're ya plannin'?
"Hey, my brother goes to college there! But really... nah, never thought of moving anywhere."
edited 24th Feb '17 6:53:53 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Did you ever think of moving to South Carolina?
I'm a cobra, fool. How do you think I would survive in this world? How do you think I would fight?
edited 25th Feb '17 12:17:11 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Why did you attach those metal parts to yourself?
What's the matter? Scared? You're going to be contributing to science! Doesn't that sound fun?
edited 25th Feb '17 6:23:02 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Jer gets all the girls
I kinda need my blood. Will raspberry fanta do instead?
"No. I have it on good authority that you cannot make a man's eyes pop out no matter how hard you kick him between his legs. But that's not to say that it can't be satisfying."
edited 24th Feb '17 9:45:28 PM by Murataku
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Have you ever kicked someone in the bollocks so hard that their eyes pop out? :V
Well, I do consider myself a mammal of refined tastes, yes. Taste for blood that is! Gyehehahaha! I joke, of course. The 'blood' is merely figurative!
edited 25th Feb '17 7:14:48 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
PINNACLE OF MAN
Are you a gentleman?
In a shop.
edited 25th Feb '17 2:23:24 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Jer gets all the girls
Where'd you get the cool sunnies?
"I'm afraid the organisation is rather exclusive. However, I believe your fine country has its own equivalent you may want to look into."
edited 26th Feb '17 5:18:32 PM by Murataku
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
Always wanted to know.
What the fuck kind of headdress is that?
"What?"
edited 23rd Feb '17 7:02:22 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.