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What's it like being essentially the living embodiment of pure unfiltered madness?

ME! I'M TWICE AS TALL!

edited 28th Aug '16 10:20:07 PM by BaconZorp

Is Sans the big brother or are you?

Really far! Me and Woozy tried to measure it, once. But Ramona made us give up after we kinda broke a vase and maybe a plate or two...and a window...guess we should've done it outside...Anyway, really far.

edited 28th Aug '16 10:28:04 PM by Murataku

How far can you stretch your limbs?

Nah, those flowers were just an apology gift. (Twiddles thumbs)

edited 31st Aug '16 6:25:33 PM by TroperNo9001

I heard rumors you have a thing for Celestia. Any truth there?

Nonsense. I am merely an advisor to the Night Mother. Any rumors about me being an acrobatic, deadly assassin will be...dealt with.

edited 29th Aug '16 4:38:25 AM by TheGreatUnknown

Are you a ninja or something?

They went outside where I was, and we ride away on the nice horses I found.

edited 29th Aug '16 2:41:08 PM by Murataku

Where did you, Westley, and Buttercup go after you escaped from Prince Humperdinck?

Wha- no! I don't want... that. I want people to fear me! ...And also respect me.

edited 29th Aug '16 2:12:03 PM by DrNoPuma

Have you ever considered implanting yourself in an H-Game?

YOU DARE MOCK US?

edited 30th Aug '16 8:09:22 AM by hamza678

Why won't you damn things stay dead?

Efficiency, mainly. I have various limbs and compartments and can utilize my various sections to move around on any terrain. Plus, I'm former military, I was usually the one the fleshy humans stood behind while the bullets were flying.

edited 29th Aug '16 8:37:35 PM by Avenuewriter

Why are you so boxy looking?

"That's Brett, he's some soldier who was tasked to look for me in this city so he could take me back to the stronghold where my family is. Pretty big dude, pretty strong, pretty badass, but damn, he keeps ****ing ordering me around a lot!"

edited 29th Aug '16 8:22:48 PM by ironcommando

Rosie, who's that guy next to you?

My heritage might be    too insane for you to understand!

We've never seen his parents, so yeah.

edited 31st Aug '16 6:25:12 PM by TroperNo9001

Are you a patchwork kid, or were your parents both draconequus too?

Shittopi's messing with the kid from Yamamoto's family... It's a little mean but also...

It's the first time I've seen Kaoru smile about something!

edited 31st Aug '16 1:58:02 AM by whizzerd

What are you two laughing at?

I'm an Apex 6 Human Emulator designed originally for the medical field.

edited 30th Aug '16 5:54:22 PM by Avenuewriter

What are you?

You mean the paintings? Not all of those ghosts were innocent, sonny. But I did let some of them go - the less dangerous ones.

edited 30th Aug '16 6:32:47 PM by DrNoPuma

Aren't you concerned about imprisoning innocent spirits forever?

That was an illusion!

edited 31st Aug '16 9:05:47 AM by hamza678

Hey, weren't you that lady who went nuts and shot someone in the leg?

Can't exactly be against it without being a hypocrite. She started it, though.

edited 31st Aug '16 9:03:34 AM by TheGreatUnknown

What is your opinion on foxes flirting with bunnies?

I... fled. Don't remember. I guess I am good at hiding.

edited 31st Aug '16 1:34:48 PM by arcada188

How did you survive being executed?!

Beard? ...Well, what do you know? I never noticed my hair was zis long! But I have more important matters to attend to. Back to painting. You, good sir, may show yourself out. Au revoir.

edited 31st Aug '16 2:28:50 PM by DrNoPuma

How do you have a beard if you're dead? Do you have to shave? If so, how do you shave?

... Holy fuck that's the best idea I've ever heard.

edited 31st Aug '16 5:18:00 PM by BaconZorp

Have you ever tried taking your rendition of "Modern Major General" onto the stage? With a few pyrotechnics I think you could have a seriously entertaining show!

I was found in a box by my friends. The ship that was shipping me to the Milky Way got hit by a meteor and was adrift for several years. Originally, I was built for medical service, but since humans went extinct long ago I took up engineering. Hmm... what else? I dunno, my life's pretty boring. The universe isn't fun with no stars in it.

edited 31st Aug '16 5:57:45 PM by Avenuewriter

Who exactly are you anyway? I only know that you're a robot named Eveleen but not much else...

Well, we currently live at the stronghold where people take refuge at from the goddamn ****ing zombies. "I live at the soldiers' quarters, she lives with her parents at the residential area."

edited 31st Aug '16 5:19:47 PM by ironcommando

Do you two live together? Or is there some sort of post-apocalyptic commute system in place?

A-actually I used to get in fights a lot with people who were mean to my family... I've been trying to control my temper...

Family's a big thing for me too. And manipulating innocents. I kind of lost it when that happened to Kaoru and his friends... but it all worked out in the end!

edited 31st Aug '16 5:26:24 PM by whizzerd

What does it take to faze you two?

-The ghost shrugs, or at least, it tries to, considering that it has no arms-

edited 31st Aug '16 5:38:15 PM by DrNoPuma

Were you wearing that ruff/collar when you died, or did you acquire it afterwards?

Are you gay?

No, I am country. Welcome to Paraguay.

edited 2nd Sep '16 10:55:10 AM by arcada188

Are you a demonically possessed pokeball???

Everything looks dreary where I'm from. No stars, hardly any light, it's cold everywhere I go, and everything is over a billion years old.

edited 2nd Sep '16 10:57:10 AM by Avenuewriter