The person turned out to be a bigot. Go team!
The hero is shown awakening an Eldritch Abomination.
edited 4th Jun '16 7:13:19 AM by RandomWriter413
It's his long-lost pet.
The hero was seen vandalizing cars with permanent marker.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Don't Try It
It's to cover up the scratches he accidentally caused.
Our Hero dropped the N-Word with his Black Best Friend nearby.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Both of them are black, and how else are you meant to talk about N.W.A's early years (when they were called Niggaz Wit Attitudes) without dropping it? (the cover is a Contemptible Cover, and the hero is accidentally Race Lifted to white on it.)
The Hero goes around snogging lots of different women, and some men too, none of whom are his girlfriend/boyfriend.
edited 4th Jun '16 1:22:22 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
The villainess switched bodies with him earlier.
The heroine is selling heroin.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Actually, it's anti-widthdrawl medicine.
The hero just whupped the tar out of a school child.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
It actually was tar, or tar-like at least, and the kid is now safe from being infected by a Venom-like creature.
Our hero is seen keying people's cars and slashing their tyres.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
The World's Least Powerful Man
Obviously they're Decepticons.
The hero has stole the precious thing and made a terrible remix about it
.
edited 5th Jun '16 2:54:27 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Red Like Santa
He's using the precious thing to help fund his cancer foundation.
The hero is trying to goad someone into committing suicide.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Turns out, they're in the matrix, and only death can awaken them.
The hero is massacring children.
Turns out, these are merely parasitic plants who took the form of children.
Heroine was seen brainwashing some Mooks using horrible torture methods.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Destroyer of worlds.
The mooks and heroine in question were putting on a stage rendition of Marathon Man to raise money for orphans.
The hero has a woman chained to a radiator in his basement.
Is not impressed.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
The woman is Wonder Woman, so
- . We all know she likes that sort of thing and
- . She's learning how to escape if the villains do it to her.
The Hero has a man dressed in a strange mask and a gimp suit kept chained up in his closet.
edited 10th Jun '16 10:57:43 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Turns out he's a very evil person, and most prisons cannot hold him. That, and he's chill with it.
The hero is fighting Cool Cat and Wreck Gar, both defenders of children, and life!
Don't Try It
It turns out it's their Bizarro counterparts.
Our Hero is leading a Banzai Charge.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The World's Least Powerful Man
...against a Tau stronghold. If he can close ranks, the foul xenos will have no choice but to retreat.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Fly Air Madeline
The hero is the only one immune to the corrupting effects of the ring. With it, his quest to defeat Sauron and return the ring to the fires of Mt. Doom becomes easier.
The hero ate all the hors d’oeuvres at the party and didn't give anyone else a chance to taste them.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Turns out they were poisoned, and he's immune to it.
The hero is destroying the city, in a fight with a giant monster, letting innocents die.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
It's all fine and dandy, because the city isn't real; the hero has actually taken a Journey to the Center of the Mind of a nervous paranoiac. The giant monster represents said paranoiac's crippling self-doubt, and the 'innocents' being killed are all dicks, as they represent his distrust of the outside world.
The hero has smugly walked out of a restaurant without paying for his food.
edited 11th Jun '16 6:19:41 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
The restaurant had a free all-you-can-eat buffet for the hero. He's smug about it because he earned it.
The hero flipped a table with his love interest in front of him.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Don't Try It
The food was laced with cyanide. He had to act fast so they wouldn't eat it.
The hero is aiming a rifle at the President!
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Turns out, it was a BB gun and the hero was just fooling around with his childhood friend to ease the President's nerves.
Heroine was shown kicking a puppy, with the little guy already bleeding and whimpering fearfully.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Destroyer of worlds.
The dog was bleeding due to being infected with a zombie virus, the whimpers the only sound it could make with its collapsed lungs. The hero stopped a potential zombie outbreak.
The hero is shown to be the leader of a terrorist organization threatening to launch a stolen nuclear missile.
Is not impressed.
Red Like Santa
He's actually impersonating the leader, and plans to deliberately screw up the launch.
The hero is torturing people in a dungeon.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Hero is using diplomacy to talk the villain out of crossing the Moral Event Horizon.
Our Heroine nailed a random person in the groin.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!