Would you rather?

I don't think I'd be able to afford to eat at Red Lobster daily, so Taco Bell.

Would you rather have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry's a good comedian and all, but there's only one narrator. Morgan Freeman pls.

Would you rather step on a Lego brick every night or sleep on a bed of Legos every night?

I think stepping on a Lego brick is less painful than bad back support.

Would you rather lose all your money to a pyramid scheme or to a losing sports team?

Pyramid scheme, there's a chance if I join in a lawsuit that I could get it back.

Would you rather be shaved bald, or have hair all the way down to your feet?

Bald, so I won't have to trip over myself.

Nachos with your wings or wings with your nachos?

At first I was going to say that those sound like the same thing, but then I realized that "wings with your nachos" implies that I'm having a larger portions of nachos (and the wings are just on the side). I absolutely love nachos (I like wings, but not as much) so I'll go with that.

Would you rather master every martial art... or every musical instrument?

Second. Being a rock star is so cool!

Would you rather have Electronic Arts take over all your favorite video games, or Konami?

Konami, at least they would release a complete game without the micro-transaction crap.

Dropped off in the Sahara Desert or in the Northern Tundra?

Tundra because I think there's more life there than in the desert.

Fly expect you no longer have legs or fight with great strength except you no longer have arms.

The first. I'd love to fly everywhere I go.

Would you rather live in Doctor Who or Star Trek?

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Star Trek, I guess. I've never seen either show, but I've seen Galaxy Quest, which is an Affectionate Parody.

Would you rather be a bear or a raccoon?

Bear. I want to scare people!

Would you rather watch Allen Gregory or The Nutshack?

You lose either way.

Nutshack.

Attacked by a Facehugger or a Headcrab?

Headcrab, because I don't want to die from having my insides chewed out from the inside.

Would you rather have smelly armpits or smelly feet?

Feet. I already have smelly pits.

Ice bucket challenge or Mannequin challenge?

Mannequin challenge. Shit's hella easier.

Shout your fetish to the world or know everyone else's fetish?

I don't really have a fetish, so...

A "Tegan & Nyssa Jovanka" spinoff, or a "the Perpugilliam Brown Adventures" spinoff?

I don't know what either of those are, but I'll pick the first just for the sake of answering the question.

Have every song you listen to slowly turn into Smash Mouth halfway through or every movie turn into Shrek?

edited 29th Nov '16 12:23:49 PM by Spinosegnosaurus77

Well, fuck. I really like music and can live without movies, but at the same time ... well everyone probably knows at this point what movie I'm hyped for. I'll have to go with music though because it's more of my life.

Would you rather your favorite fictional character be real or be transported into the universe of that same work, but without any of the Plot Armor that other characters get?

The former.

Would you rather be hit by Jarate or Mad Milk?

Considering that the original name for the latter was going to be Mann Milk, I'd say it definitely isn't.

edited 29th Nov '16 3:14:26 PM by Savaget1337

Rather milk than piss. Assuming it's milk.

Ah. Still, piss has that potent smell.

Live on Mercury or Pluto?

edited 29th Nov '16 4:40:57 PM by TheFarmboy

I don't want to be super hot, so I'd like to go to Pluto.

Would you rather sleep on a rug or on a couch?

Couch, since I already do that.

Listen to Rebel Taxi or Riff Trax

Rifftrax.

Would you rather eat shit for a week, or drink a glass of piss everyday?

edited 30th Nov '16 6:59:17 AM by Superjohn