Moral Alignments for Unconventional Subjects

I had this idea a while ago to make a Moral Alignment system for something very strange that nobody else would have ever thought of: types of candy◊. I haven't figured most of them out yet, but three alignments have been filled at this time.

So, what strange things can you think of moral alignment charts for? Elements? Medication? The Animal Kingdom?

edited 18th Jun '15 1:48:44 AM by Pyrarson

I'd go with pop-rocks for Chaotic Neutral, since their entire purpose is just to explode in people's mouths.

I just can't figure out what Lawful Evil would be, and I always struggle with that one! No matter what the subject is, I always find it so hard to pin that one down.

...Tootsie Rolls? I tried those once and couldn't stand them.

I was in a chat room and somebody suggested Hershey's Chocolate for Lawful Good, but I really wouldn't know; I've never eaten one.

You're talking about a subject that's completely subjective. Everyone has their own opinion behind the quality and tastes of candy, so how could a reasonable conclusion ever be made?

For one, I think dark chocolate would be lawful good, on the grounds that it's popular and healthy for you. On the other hand one might argue it's a neutral, since it's one of the earliest flavors of chocolate candy developed and served as an inspiration to others.

No idea what would qualify as an "evil" candy though... but I suppose candies that rot your teeth quickly and are packed with unhealthy ingredients would fall under that category.

...

This sounds more like a thread for Yack Fest than OTC...

Oh.

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't really know where I was supposed to put this.

The Muppets:

• Lawful Good:
  • Kermit

• Neutral Good:
  • Fozzie

• Chaotic Good:
  • Gonzo

• True Neutral
  • Miss Piggy
  • The Swedish Chef (depending on how seriously you take his attempts to cook his co-stars; otherwise, Chaotic Evil)

• Lawful Neutral
  • Sam the Eagle

• Chaotic Neutral
  • Animal
  • Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

• Lawful Evil
  • Statler and Waldorf

• Neutral Evil
  • Bunsen Honeydew

• Chaotic Evil
  • The Snowths

edited 6th Jul '15 5:58:40 PM by Hodor2

NICE! I hadn't considered somebody making one for The Muppets, and I think you're the first.

I've come up with a great way to summarize the Moral Alignments System! Imagine Victim A is suffering from severe sleep loss and really needs to sleep tonight or he'll be screwed.

• • Lawful Good:
    • Asks everybody to stay quiet during the night, makes Victim A a special tea, watches him every now and then to make sure he's succeeded and tells him a story because Lawful Good is totally ponce.
  • Neutral Good:
    • Tells everybody to stay quiet or else. He turns off all the lights and sleeps in a room that doesn't usually belong to him just so he can be further away. Perhaps even finds somebody else's melatonin lying around and suggests using those to Victim A.
  • Chaotic Good:
    • Tricks everybody else into leaving the house. Finds some medicinal marijuana and uses it on Victim A to help him sleep.
• • Lawful Neutral:
    • Doesn't help Victim A or stop him from sleeping. Leaves with everybody else to go to a party.
  • True Neutral:
    • Doesn't do anything about Victim A. Goes to sleep.
  • Chaotic Neutral:
    • Just goes to his room, gets stoned and watches pirated movies all night.
• • Lawful Evil:
    • Lets Victim A go to sleep, but still wakes him up early in the morning like he would on any day.
  • Neutral Evil:
    • Invites a loud friend over.
  • Chaotic Evil:
    • Gets high for a while. After sobering, rushes into Victim A's room and attacks him with strobe lights.

Yeah seems more like a Yack Fest thing to me but anyways...

Fast Foods

• Lawful Good: Carl's Jr. (Making people happy through food)
• Lawful Neutral: Subway (Eat fresh)
• Lawful Evil: Papa John's (Better Ingredients. Better Pizza)

• Neutral Good: Wendy's (Do what tastes right)
• Neutral: Long John Silver's (We Speak Fish)
• Neutral evil: McDonald's (I'm lovin' it)

• Chaotic Good: Burger King (Have it Your Way)
• Chaotic Neutral: Taco Bell (Think outside the bun)
• Chaotic Evil: Hooters (Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined)

Yes. I took some liberties with the slogans, taking some that are not the ones they are most known for, but they definitely used them.

edited 28th Aug '15 3:25:51 PM by Aszur

I'm going to make one of these for my own movie.