Good Idea, Bad Idea

Bad idea: Drinking a pint of hot sauce.

Good idea: Invite your friends to a barbecue.

Bad idea: Invite your friends for a barbecue.

Good idea: Playing peekaboo with your baby.

edited 16th Sep '15 2:09:34 AM by TroperNo9001

Bad idea: Scaring it to death.

Good idea: Eating pot noodles.

Bad idea: Mentioning the pot Noodle Incident.

Good idea: Playing a game with your friends.

Bad Idea: letting Jigsaw design the game.

Good Idea: Saving someone from certain death.

Bad Idea: Violating Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act to do so.

Good Idea: Stay in school and don't do drugs!

edited 16th Sep '15 9:38:54 AM by SolipSchism

Bad idea: Stay in school to sell drugs to other students.

Good idea: Buy a winning lottery ticket.

Bad idea: Buy any lottery ticket. Lottery games are basically a tax on people who are bad at math. #sorrynotsorry #funnycauseitstrue

Good idea: When buying a car, look for a vehicle that gets good mileage and has a good safety rating.

Bad idea: Buy the newest, most expensive car.

Good idea: Become a martial arts master.

Bad Idea: Get trained wrong. On purpose. As a joke.

Good idea: Earn millions of dollars using sustainable business and production practices without victimizing low-income families or workers in third-world countries.

Bad idea: Earning millions as a Corrupt Corporate Executive

Good idea: Recycling paper.

Bad Idea: Recycling people.

Good Idea: Fighting crime.

Bad idea: Getting arrested for vigilantism.

Good idea: Get a job that has paid holidays.

Bad idea: Getting a job that treats the holidays as people and not days.

Good idea: Submitting your report.

Bad idea: Submitting fanfiction instead.

Good idea: Keeping calm.

Bad idea: Keeping Cal buried in your backyard.

Good idea: Buy gifts for your friends.

Bad idea: Buying gag gifts for your friends.

Good idea: Helping your wife during pregnancy.

Bad idea: Abandoning her.

Good idea: Debugging your code.

Bad idea: Rebugging your code.

Good idea: Become world champion.

Bad idea: Become world champion and gloat in your opponents' faces about it.

Good idea: Giving to the needy.

Bad idea: Giving to the greedy.

Good idea: Treating wounds.

Bad Idea: using salt to treat them.

Good Idea: having a goal in life.

Bad Idea: Having a goal in life of pointless self-destruction.

Good Idea: Using Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors to your advantage.

Bad Idea: Using ordinary Rock, Paper, Scissors in an elemental battle.

Good Idea: Installing games on your graphing calculator.

bump