-ducks light bulb, and as it soars overhead, shout "I HAVE AN IDEA!"-
Throws a mug of coffee at tnp.
The Scarlet Witch
OW! IT BURNS US, PRECIOUS! IT BURNS US!
-throws Gollum at TNP-
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
-ducks and lets him fall into Mt Doom-
Throws Mt Doom at the next poster
At the heart of the world...
[holds up One Ring]
Well, that's one way of doing it.
Throws a playing card at the next poster.
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Look! Nothing up my sleeve!
(throws a baby at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
-Catches-
Oh hey a free virgin sacrifice, sweet!
-Throws Megaman at TNP-
*Megaman theme plays* *THWACK* "AH MY FACE! THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!"
*Blindly throws the 4th Wall at TNP*
edited 27th Apr '15 11:31:23 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Scarlet Witch
-gets flattened-
-throws a belt at TNP-
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Wears it
-throws the Idiot Ball at TNT
my current job
Uh, what do I do with this, again?
Throws the Smart Ball at TNP.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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(gets Genre Savvy and spikes it to TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Tief girl with eartude
*Starts acting as 9001's ditzy older sibling*
A mug of lukewarm tea.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
swallows and and spits it at TNP
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Eww! (Scrambles for a towel)
(throws a razor-sharp Frisbee at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Spooky Fugger
Ouch...
Throws a nuke at TNP.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
-Throws it back
-Throws the Villain Ball at TNP
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
-grabs it with both hands and kicks the nearest asthmatic orphan bunny at the next troper -
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
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(immediately takes it to the vet in case I'm allergic to rabbits)
(throws a torus at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Assuming the car, HOLYCRAP HE JUST THREW A CAR -dodges-
Throws a train of derailment at tnp.
actually i am dead wow
Tief girl with eartude
*Squees and cuddles the kitten* 
[=*Throws an empty can of cat food at TNP*
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
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Something something DBZ
I eat them
Throws a dead body at TNP
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
(hits face; nose gushes blood)
(throws a light bulb at the next poster)
simple as