Throw something at the next poster!

Hm... maybe I can start a collection. Thanks!

-throws a pearl at TNP-

What did you do to Bird Mom?!

(peels a banana and throws the banana itself at TNP)

(gets hit in the face, then a laugh tracks play).

(Throws a laugh track at TNP).

edited 18th Dec '17 9:22:58 AM by Superjohn

[catches laugh track]

I should save this! My kid and I both love a good Pun, and they're so much better with laughter AND groans!

[very gently hands a cat in a Santa costume to TNP] You get a visit from Santa Claws!

[tries out the laugh track] Niiiiice.

edited 18th Dec '17 9:42:51 AM by RaspyMink

Aw, thanks! -holds the cat while petting it, then puts it down-

-Throws a chocolate bar at TNP-

With a quick upward toss of his left arm, TRE catches PUMA’s offering, and studies the package.

Sweet, a king sized Kit Kat! Typically I go for the bite-sized ones, but those are better out of a big bag anyway. Thanks!

He opens the package and bites a chunk off, then softly slides an Xbox One game case across the ground to the next poster’s feet.

edited 18th Dec '17 1:52:12 PM by Tre

I promptly begin to play the game inside for hours on end.

(Throws a burning hot ball lump of lead to TNP)

*Dies*

-Throws a flamethrower at TNP-

edited 18th Dec '17 3:26:15 PM by TheGamechanger

[catches flamethrower]

Neat, I can use this to defrost my windows tomorrow.

[throws a big, puffy winter coat at TNP]

Thanks! l'll wear this the next time I go to the States in the winter.

(Throws a blank journal at TNP)

edited 20th Dec '17 7:40:58 AM by TroperNo9001

*catches it* Sweet, something extra to draw in!

-Throws Dan Hibiki at TNP-

edited 20th Dec '17 6:49:36 AM by TheGamechanger

Knocks him away, cell style

Throws a senzu bean at TNP

[pockets it]

[trips, falls, and breaks a bone]

[eats Senzu Bean, then throws the responding ambulance at TNP] Won't be needing this anymore!

I never thought I'd die like Kira.

Throws the Cosmic Egg at TNP.

My clumsy ass drops the egg and what I assume to be an incompletely-formed cosmos cracks out. Excellent job, Maxwell, you have just killed off an entire cosmos.

-throws a mayonnaise muffin at TNP-

But is it an instrument?

-I eat it, before flopping over.-

This was a terrible idea.

I throw a light saber (turned off) at TNP.

*is rendered comatose because it hit me in the face so hard.*

*Throws an explosive snowball at TNP*

Oof.

*Throws chocolate chip cookie dough at TNP*

-Catches the cookie dough.-

"Ooh! Maybe I can try to make cookies later!"

-Tosses a container of chocolate chip ice cream to TNP.-

edited 21st Dec '17 11:18:36 AM by CrystalMemoria

[catches the ice cream]

[calls the kid] Hey, what's up! It's been a hard week for both of us. Wanna eat ice cream and marathon Mythbusters?

[cuddles up with the kid]

[throws a warm, fuzzy blanket at TNP]

*catches it* Thanks!

-Throws a bucket full of acid at TNP-

-becomes the new Two-Face.-

-throws a box of donuts at TNP-

Opens it and eats all the donuts, then gets knocked out.

Throws sharp spiky ball to TNP

Is cut on the sharp spikes.

Throws a Drawfee video at TNP.

[Watches video]

Throws throwing knife at TNP.