Explain why the troper above you is secretly Fast Eddie.

So as most of you may know Feast Eddie is relinquishing ownership of the site to two other guys. Apparently he now uses a regular troper account, with not even the mods knowing his true identity.

This gave me the idea for this forum game, in which each poster posts his theory for why the above troper above them is actually Fast Eddie's secret account. The more far-fetched and convoluted theories the better.

It goes without saying of course that this should be done without flaming or harassing either Fast Eddie or the poster above you.

Because, as the starter of this game, you would use it to lead people on a wild goose chase for your identity while laughing at their efforts.

Because you have 'the legend' in the caption under your avatar.

Because your avatar looks old and mighty.

You sure were FAST to accuse Weirdguy, weren't you?

What better reason to stop running a website would there be, but to write a novel!?

Bisected 8's a Renaissance Man. He's known for cooking, brewing, troping, cosplay, knitting, drawing, etc... and most probably being Fast Eddie of course.

Going AWOL right before the Kickstarter thing went up - something which I'm sure Fast Eddie must have been very busy with - and then coming back right after it's done...

edited 2nd Dec '14 7:22:53 PM by MicoolTNT

Ironcommando just returned to us after a little break...perfect time for Fast Eddie to start lurking around on the forums!

You have the word "cool" in your handle, do you not? Perhaps you think you're so cool because you're secretly Fast Eddie?!

edited 2nd Dec '14 7:22:52 PM by Sibuna

Micool hasn't made a troper page yet, which very likely points to his true identity.

Sibuna is a ninja. Fast Eddie is a programming ninja. Therefore, Sibuna = Fast Eddie.

edited 2nd Dec '14 7:23:07 PM by TheHailStormer

Stormer is known for having the best hat on TVT. Doesn't Fast Eddie have a Nice Hat too?

Because no one would ever suspect fast eddie was also a fan of vocaloid.

The pattern at the end of their handle is broken by the 2 at the end; there are two words in "Fast Eddie". The 123... pattern is one which is done Fast and a person is someone who has a name...a name, like Eddie!

Because he is trying to make us think he's just a dedicated fan with that stupid theory.

Comparatively new handle. Contributor page designed to make the troper seem young. It's the perfect cover! Moreover, the signature is obviously a message to the other moderators; he's thanking them for thinking of him, and also for clarifying that he's left the site, at least officially.

Fast Eddie definitely could love drinking cappuccinos...they need some way to get all that speed, and what a better way than caffeine?

FA stepped down shortly before Christmas, Sibuna's still using her Christmas avatar!

That's a deadly give away.

You RP as characters with super speed. Speed = being fast.

Role plays a character that wants to visit the internet

Internet= fast eddie.

He writes stuff. Fast Eddie surely had to write stuff down before typing them.

There are 17 letters in William Radar Storm. 1 + 7 = 8. The word "triangle" has 8 letters. Triangles have three sides. There are three words in William Radar Storm's name. The second, third and fourth letters of William Radar Storm spell out "Ill". The word Illuminati can be abbreviated as Ill. The Illuminati enlists those behind the inner workings of the world. TV Tropes was created by Fast Eddie to investigate how those inner workings are portrayed in various media.

Ergo, William Radar Storm is both Fast Eddie and a member of the Illuminati.

Tries too hard to justify why another troper is Fast Eddie. And seriously, the Illuminati?

What would someone who stayed up all night coding a website drink? CAPPUCCINO!