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Earth001 Since: Jul, 2012
#1: Sep 27th 2014 at 4:27:50 PM

Was there ever a moment where you wondered that its the year 20XX and you have wondered about when you are going to get your futuristic X or Y invention?

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IWantMyJetPack

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#2: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:26:38 AM

I want a large and heavily armed flying aircraft carrier.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Ferret Since: Mar, 2014
#3: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:28:39 AM

I want hoverboards. Like really, really want hoverboards. I had a cringey sk8r girl phase for like 2 months years ago. But if hoverboards get invented anytime soon, I'm jumping right back in.

ElectricNova Since: Jun, 2012
#4: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:31:15 AM

I wish we had shrink rays.

Of course i'd be using them on myself.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#5: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:42:17 AM

I want rocket boots.

Stupid doomed timeline...
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from a place (Old Master) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#6: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:44:16 AM

I want a superpowered, portable computer that lets me research information anywhere I go, or talk to someone from the other side of the world.

Oh, wait.

I didn't write any of that.
Shadsie Staring At My Own Grave from Across From the Cemetery Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
Staring At My Own Grave
#7: Sep 28th 2014 at 9:50:00 AM

Reliable solar energy, an end to our dependence on air-polluting, limited resources.

No poverty.

Also, teleporters - so long as they can be made to teleport the real you, rather than a copy. Damn Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle!

In which I attempt to be a writer.
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#8: Sep 28th 2014 at 12:37:53 PM

I want my free flow of data and globally saturated 4G internet.

I'm sure I read that in a speculative fiction book somewhere.

maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#9: Sep 28th 2014 at 12:40:30 PM

I want my own personal giant robot to commute to work or play.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#10: Sep 28th 2014 at 1:23:18 PM

I seem to be the other way around. I'm barely aware of what present-day technology is capable of (you mean there already are trains that go over 100 MPH/computers you can wear like a wristwatch/phone apps that can scan your check and deposit it/phone apps that can identify a song that's playing/lasers for surgical use/chips you can implant in your pets so they can be tracked/ways of growing plants without using dirt/wireless printer-scanners/electronic guitar tuners I can carry in my pocket/etc. etc. etc.?).

KnightofNASA Since: Jan, 2013
#11: Sep 28th 2014 at 1:36:20 PM

I want my space-faring NASA.

@Ozbourne: Would it help to know that NASA patented a rocket shoes design with actual rockets in 1969?

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#12: Sep 28th 2014 at 1:38:54 PM

[up] Awesome! surprised

Stupid doomed timeline...
codytheheadlessboy The Great One from Parts Unknown Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
#13: Sep 28th 2014 at 2:43:38 PM

Yep and for an actual jetpack. I could be like "Hmmm I'm not really feelin' the whole driving thing today, I'mma fly there instead." Also you could go to the basketball court and do some monster dunks until they kick you out.

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#14: Sep 28th 2014 at 2:49:03 PM

I wanna take a Pan Am rocket plane to the space station.

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#15: Sep 28th 2014 at 2:55:16 PM

I'd prefer to stay the hell away from anything with 'Pan-Am' written on it...

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#16: Sep 28th 2014 at 5:17:01 PM

I really want a shrinkray to use on myself. Adventures as a tiny little person sounds fun to me!

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#17: Sep 28th 2014 at 5:19:04 PM

That sounds dangerous.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#18: Sep 28th 2014 at 5:26:47 PM

Eh, I've done more dangerous things.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#19: Sep 28th 2014 at 5:28:48 PM

Well, if you ever plan on doing it, I'd be glad to help.tongue

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Demetrios Do a barrel roll! from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Do a barrel roll!
#20: Sep 28th 2014 at 6:12:28 PM

-pretends to sneeze- Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Flora is the most beautiful member of the Winx Club. :)
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#21: Sep 28th 2014 at 8:37:24 PM

I don't think I'd want to be shrunk; have you seen how very small animals eat? It's all paralysis and digestive juices and innard-sucking.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#22: Sep 28th 2014 at 10:23:41 PM

I really wish we had a friendly relationship with aliens already.

I'm getting kinda tired of humans. I want to be able to explore a completely new culture.

edited 28th Sep '14 10:23:57 PM by Mukora

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#23: Sep 28th 2014 at 10:54:25 PM

I want my free flow of data and globally saturated 4G internet.

That, and I want casual international travel to anywhere in basically no time so that visiting some people would actually be feasible.

(In other words, fuck jetpacks, I want scramjets!)

edited 28th Sep '14 10:56:28 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
KnightofNASA Since: Jan, 2013
#24: Sep 28th 2014 at 11:54:16 PM

A scramjet that flew for ten seconds at Mach 9.6 or a scramjet that flew for six minutes at Mach 5?

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#25: Sep 29th 2014 at 1:02:46 AM

I don't care at all about jetpacks. I want a fully interactive, non-cumbersome form of telepresence, in order to be able to interact and "travel" all around the world, with 100% fidelity, while remaining physically back home in my safe and comfortable neck of the woods. Adventures are nasty uncomfortable things, after all :-)

Putting my physical body into some sort of flying vehicle and make it zip around strikes me as unsafe, unnecessarily cumbersome, and frankly quite unnecessary. Just give me some sort of virtual reality/direct brain interface thing, connect me to some sort of drone, and let me have fun!

I think we'll get there relatively soon, by the way...

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

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