There you are! Quick, get some sedatives and the jacket!
You... You killed my sister! Now you have to pay the price with your life!
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
You never had a sister in the first place. Only a brother. And I'm your brother!
I am here to bring peace to the internet!
...eheh
Crazy Awesome Personified
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Yeah, about that... You ever watch Fight Club? Well, I'm essentially your Tyler Durden.
That one really doesn't need to be destroyed...
I suppose I'll just take whatever's available.
edited 4th Sep '14 10:33:05 AM by Surt
Party time!
Classic
Well I already took everything!
I am here to fight FOR EVERLASTING PEACE!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You bloody hypocrite. Fighting for peace. You clearly don't want peace when you fight for it. Care for a "The Reason You Suck" Speech?
I am here to bring some logic to the You Tube comments section!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Classic
The chaos of the section is already logical. Somehow.
I am here to bring my girlfriend back from the dead.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
my current job
NECROMANCER! BURN HIM!
Okay, your mayor has something I want, and I have something he wants. See where I'm going with this?
edited 4th Sep '14 6:17:08 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Maid of Time
No... In fact, you're not making any sense at all.
I come in peace!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Lies! Adolf Hitler said that, and look what happened!
I am here to make erotic fanfiction of My Little Pony.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
my current job
...okay, I don't care what you say, Brad Delp and a horse do not belong in a slash fic.
I am here to acquire my Peace of Mind.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
I hate Boston.
I am here to drool over the heart-stopping cinematic masterpiece that is Grave Of The Fireflies!
edited 6th Sep '14 1:56:05 AM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Shadow of Legends
Never heard of it. Don't care to, either.
I'm on a mission... to get laid!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I am your erection that refuses to comply.
I am on a quest to kill Shrek.
I am the once and future king.
χ-blade Wielder
No, fool. You ARE Shrek!
I'm am here to tell Squidward that he's making a big steak by leaving his job.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
A Big Steak? Squidwards terrible at cooking!
I'm running for President!
actually i am dead wow
It's too late to run for president. Try again next time.
I'm on a quest to get the Sapphire Statue!
boop I'm more active on here
nibs-san has returned
Daring-Do already found it, and stealing is a crime. If you try to, I'll call the cops on you.
I'm off to maximize happiness, see ya later suckers.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Sorry, Happiness is actually already maximized, you can't raise it any higher.
I've got to present this evidence to defend my Client!
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Good luck defending a person who caused international controversy for his crimes with fake evidence. Not even Phoenix Wright could properly defend him.
I am here to complain about things that I will never watch.
edited 7th Sep '14 7:57:02 PM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Shadow of Legends
Troll, meet Banhammer. Banhammer, meet Troll.
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum!
edited 7th Sep '14 7:59:50 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Well, then, you're in luck. You just won a free case of your favorite flavor of bubblegum!
I'm here to find a purpose for my life.
You already have a purpose in life- being yourself, doing what you feel is right, and living your life to the fullest.
I am here to rescue The President's Daughter!
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
You Are Too Late. The ransom has already been paid, and the terrorists have already executed her as soon as they got the money.
I am here for the ladies!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Crazy Awesome Personified
Shouldn't have gone to a gay man's bachelor party then.
I am here to become a ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
.
It's not that great. Tends to screw you over whenever you start having fun.
I am here to commit suicide.
edited 4th Sep '14 2:51:33 AM by Surt
Party time!