Is a Man not Entitled to the Sweat of his Brow?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'

'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'

'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'

'No,' says the OP of this thread, 'let's resurrect that old forum game and add our own objections to this question!"

'No' says me 'it belongs to no one.''

'No' says the Spy 'it belongs to your mother.'

edited 8th Jul '14 6:32:38 PM by Jondanger23

"'No!', says the man in the Midnight Channel. 'It belongs to your mind!'"

"No," says the man on the History Channel, "it belongs to aliens."

"No," says the man on Twitter, "it lyk totes belongs to me. #SweatOfHisBrow #NotEntitled"

"Sure," says the man on Wall Street, "why not?"

"Yes!" , says Nietzsche . "It belongs to you and only you!"

edited 8th Jul '14 7:05:59 PM by LordHerobrine

"No", says I, "because I'm cross with you and taking your stuff."

edited 10th Jul '14 11:26:11 PM by dvorak

"No," says the adventuring archaeologist. "It belongs in a museum!"

"No," says the foundation. "It belongs with us."

"I am Groot", says Groot. "I am Groot."

"No", says the Tau, "it belongs to the Greater Good"

"No", says Indrick Boreale, "it belongs to THE EMPRAH"

edited 12th Jul '14 11:59:16 PM by PersistentMan

"No," says the Gravemind, " For it belongs to the hive/ My work of bones and dead flesh."

"No", says the man in Russia, "In Soviet Russia, sweat of brow entitled to man!"

"No," says Popo.    IT BELONGS TO ME   

"No", says the High School cheerleader, "Because, like, Ew! TOTALLY gross!"

It's a jar of sweat. Frankly, anyone who wants to take it off my hands is welcome.

"No," says the man in Aperture. "It belongs to science!"

"No, John," says the radio, "you are the sweat."

"No!", says the hipster, "It belongs to my cause de jour!"

"No!", says the pirate, "But I'm only making a copy of it!"

"No!", says the man at Dashcon, "But you can have a free hour in the ball pit!"

edited 15th Jul '14 1:36:51 PM by Bisected8

"No," says Darth Vader. "It belongs to me...your father."

"No," says CATS. "All your sweat are belong to us."

"No," says the Lord of Castamere, "It weeps o'er my halls with no one there to hear."

"No," says Andross, "Only I have the brains to own your sweat."

"No." Says the Nurgling. "It belongs to Pappy Nurgle."

"No", says George R.R. Martin, "I killed it"

"No", says Gabe Newell, "It's on Sale, so anyone can get it!"

"No", says Bill Cosby, "The bajooble is too goobl-gooble to the wooglehmoogleh, so it makes-a the funny face like this!"

"Gary!" says the man in Vault 108, "GARY! GARY! GARY!"

"U wot, m8?", Says the stereotypical Brit, "I'll fite u, m8, I swear on me mum."

"No." said The Men in Black. "It belongs to us. Now if you can look into this device..."