Push the button?

No more Spyro = No more Skylanders. I don't care much about Skylanders. I'll push it.

Everyone in the world now gets a Universal Basic Income.

BUT

They are all more prone to serious illness, including yourself.

edited 9th May '16 5:04:43 PM by lewattoo

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

No thanks. I think that would be more trouble than it's worth.

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You get a robot friend/servant!

BUT

Of course, he cannot die of old age. Unlike you...

edited 10th May '16 7:35:55 AM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Yay Bender!

---

You get an Ideal lover

BUT

They like cats too much.

"We be we baby!"

I think that's something I can live with (press).

You are able to stop global warming

but

you must spend the rest of your life alone on mars(don't worry, you'll get equipment so you can live there).

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Absolutely! I would do it even if I didn't get resources, but I'm very glad that I do.

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You get to re-experience your childhood!

BUT

All the world's technology is magically set back to the way it was 10 years before your birth,

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

It'd be nice to grow up playing the video games and watching movies of that era, but that would suck for everyone else if we suddenly were kicked back into the 80s. (Pass)

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Hope you guys don't mind me encoring one of my previous scenarios:

You can now use the Omnitrix!

BUT

Every time you use it, there's always a 5% chance that you'll transform into a Gungun. (Specifically Jar Jar Binks.)

edited 15th May '16 9:15:17 AM by kablammin45

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Power is power!

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You can shapeshift into any animal

BUT

There's a 10% chance you become dung.

edited 15th May '16 11:39:48 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Press! You didn't specify any Cooldown periods or any kind of price for the power.

You become a great and successful composer for the musical genre of your choice!

BUT

Your music is always so damn difficult to play properly.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Pushed. Want to make great Prog Rock songs.

Other M, Sticker Star, and Skyward Sword are gone from existence.

However.

Metroid Prime, Thousand Year Door, and Link to the Past are all erased from existence too.

edited 15th May '16 3:35:58 PM by TheFarmboy

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

Skyward Sword was a good game, so no press.

You become a god.

HOWEVER

You also have a tendency to go around telling everybody that you are one, and nobody at all will ever believe you.

Okay, then that's not a big loss. Press!

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You gain a ton of money and friends

BUT

Only in your fantasy life online.

"We be we baby!"

Nah, not worth it.

You get a girlfriend/boyfriend.

But

S/he's a massive pervert.

Now known as Cyber Controller

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAA~

The button grants you a big sandwich, that, unfortunately, is filled with all kinds of weird ingredients, like bell peppers, rice with sweet and sour sauce, malt vinegar (for extra stank factor), strawberry vinaigrette, garlic powder, pickles, barbecue sauce (!?), ranch dressing...

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?

Ok.... Press.

Press the button, and the Teen Titans Go x Power Puff Girls crossover doesn't happen.

BUT

My idea for a High School Dx D x Ojamajo Do Re Mi crossover series becomes a reality, and it's gonna be really grimdark.

"We be we baby!"

Sure, I wanna see what you come up with.

They make a movie of your favorite show.

BUT

It's directed by Michael Bay

Now known as Cyber Controller

I'll press that. RWBY could use some good explosions.

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Free mansion!

BUT

Now you have Dolan hair.

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?

I'll wear a wig.

You can Smoke weed and drink alcohol without any dangerous effects.

But.

A puppy dies every time you do.

"We be we baby!"

I didn't even plan on doing either thing in the first place, so (pass).

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You are now Bowser!

BUT

You still have to deal with the Mario Bros. whenever you kidnap Peach or otherwise pick a fight with them.

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Sure I'll press it. I'll just go go-karting.

You get a reboot of your favorite show.

But

It's directed by the people who made The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

Now known as Cyber Controller

I don't have a favorite.

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free dollar for life!

but

You must give up going on TV Tropes.

"We be we baby!"

A free dollar? No thanks.

You are Adonis/Aphrodite in appearance.

However...

Your voice is deafening/can possibly kill people unintentionally.

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

So? I can just intimidate/impress people with my muscles, I don't have to say a thing.

You have the powers and intellect of Spider-Man.

BUT

You're trapped in the body of a pig.

It's been 3000 years…

Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does.

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You can now defend the world

BUT

You are now stuck in the form of a Chimera!

"We be we baby!"

Well it would work better to defending the world compared to my old body(press).

You get transported to your favorite universe

but

you are your least favorite character of the opposite gender in that universe.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

So...that makes me Whitney's Miltank? Nooooooooo...wait a minute, that means I can trip unsuspecting trainers instead of being tripped up myself! Mwahahahaha! (Press)

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You are now transported into the world of your least favorite media.

BUT

You become the de-facto main character of the media, instead. (The usual main character becomes your side-kick.)

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"