Justify the insane story premise above you

I remember someone starting a game like this a few years back. Not sure what happened, but it was fun, so I figured I'd start it again!

It's like this: one person comes up with a bizarre or outlandish premise for a story, and the person below provides some details/ some additional context to make the story easier to swallow. I'll start:

The United States government issues a nationwide ban on socks.

Socks have become sentient.

Sporks are ripping throats out- on their own!!!

A Direct-to-DVD sequel/spinoff for Beauty and the Beast, where sentient objects like teapots and candlesticks have become commonplace. These sporks have had enough of mankind's discrimination = everyone either uses a fork or a spoon, but never them. Now, their anger has reached a tipping point, with certain radical sporks attacking humans - though the majority of sporks prefer nonviolent protest.

All our avatars are in a stockroom together.

edited 13th May '14 1:08:25 PM by foxmccloud4387

Because they were teleported there by an insane wizard who wants them to play croquet to the death.

The ocean has turned into orange juice.

edited 13th May '14 1:46:01 PM by mynameis:

Orange water, that is.

We are locked inside a giant potato.

edited 13th May '14 1:47:18 PM by Jondanger23

It's a part of a theme park ride and we're trapped in it.

Two cats, a human and three pigs all walk into a talent agent.

They are there to perform a transformation trick. The cats and human are transforming into pigs.

A demon princess kills millions in a single move.

After years of constant feuding, she won a Single-Stroke Battle with her greatest nemesis... the Archangel Millions.

A quiet suburban neighborhood is taken over by 1920s-era flappers.

Wow, that's really creative. Props, dude, I never would have thought of that.

edited 14th May '14 5:30:13 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest

An experimental virus developed by the Allies, which was intended to make enemy soldiers "embrace freedom" mutated, causing it to transform anyone exposed to it into fiercely independent androgens. The result was named after what resembled most people's idea of androgyny in the early 20th century; A flapper apocalypse!

The only hope for mankind rests with a single anteater who lives in the arctic.

A swarm of genetically enhanced, man-eating ants and termites have escaped from their lab in Antarctica, and are immune to the cold. Luckily, this anteater, the last of his kind, is found and is needed to stop the menace before they escape into civilisation.

The world has been destroyed by cake.

The cakes of the world have become sentient due to some special frosting, and they've grown tired of being eaten and decide to revolt.

Every Internet meme ever has invaded Earth.

The internet has become sentient and hijacked the worlds' supercomputers to create a variety of viruses which will replace all future vaccines. The "vaccines" cause the infected to behave in a similar way to an internet meme.

Wallets have turned on their masters and are eating their money.

edited 14th May '14 7:38:23 AM by lewattoo

Dr. Insano and Dr. Doofenschmirtz teamed up.

A God Am I

Soup has become revered as a god in a new religion. This story is about Soup's realization of this and subsequent actions.

A maniacal magician literally crushes everyone who ever crossed her.

She's gained access to time/space magic and acquired a hydraulic press. It's just another Serial Killer case for the Time Police.

Peanuts are turning into gold!

...in the third installment of the beloved Nut Job series, Nut Job 3: Gold Rush!

Magical Girls playing street basketball.

James Naismith's ship gets caught in a storm during a trip to Europe, and he finds himself washed up on an uncharted island, populated by a magical all-female tribe. While thinking of a way to win the hearts of the amazonian sisters, Naismith decides that there's no better time than now to share his latest invention...

A monstrous Kaiju starts a new life as a reality TV star.

After the Kaiju is revealed to have the ability to speak Japanese, the braver people decided to ask questions... and one asked if the Kaiju wished to be big internationally(pun intended). The Kaiju ended up saying yes, and TV producers decided to make a reality show like no other.

A girl wakes up to find herself covered in puppies.

A What Did I Do Last Night? plot wherein the girl must find out where the puppies came from and what to do with them.

A professional small game hunter and a brainwashed government agent have to evade the Illuminati.

The story takes place in the Illuminatus! universe.

A Power Macintosh G4 from 2000 contains the last remaining copy of Final Fantasy 13, and the president of the United States needs it for a social experiment.

Japan's economy is crashing and it's going to take the rest of the finance world with it. Mankind's only hope of avoiding a recession rests with the president of the USA reviving the JRPG and thus the Japanese game industry. The only thing that stands in his way are the forces of Bioware-Blizzard-Bethesda inc., who seek to ensure that the WRPG stays on top. By chance, our hero, the Last Mac Gamer, found this rare game on one of his vintage machines, and has been tasked with delivering it to Gaben VI, ruler of the Valve empire, and the only man who can be trusted to distribute it! ...but can he be trusted not to take the opportunity to bring the FPS back to its glory days?

Toast has become a Serious Business.

The US has perfected methods of toasting bread which harden it for combat purposes. War is, quite literally, toast.

Everybody is turning into humanoid lion-people

They're undergoing a genetic mutation engineered by a biologist who merged a human's DNA with that of a lion's. After one person became mutated, they went out and started spreading the mutation to everyone else.

Gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns are stealing a boat.

The gorillas are somewhat de-evolved humans and they travelled back in time to get the pterodactyls because they are also scientists. The scientists got de-evolved due to a lab accident.

A parody of Eminem's Rap God which focuses on Sonic the Hedgehog and in this song, Sonic is portrayed as an egotistical jerk off-screen from his games and is the founder and head of a club where every You Tuber hangs out and he has a member of the band who made the parody as a stripper and the lead singer of the band finds out about this and breaks into the club and Sonic mind-controls him and he later breaks free from the mind control and he challenges Sonic to a rap battle and the lead singer of the band unleashes Eminem on him and Eminem raps Sonic nearly to death but Sonic manages to kill Eminem and Eminem blows up into a bunch of smoke which knocks everyone in the club out.

edited 19th May '14 9:02:51 AM by I-Block

Youtube commissioned the club as a big charity event to win people back after millions left for competitor Dailymotion. Sonic the Hedgehog is a sentient robot created by some especially devoted fans of the character who happen to be some of the most brilliant minds alive. Sonic was built with psychoactive powers and the ability to dispense smoke bombs from his hands. The Sonic fans who built him thought those were cool at the time.

Emoticons start appearing everywhere on Earth, on everything on Earth.