Destroy The Godmodder

Warning! Read the following statement if you don't know what this is: Here is the opening post to Destroy the Godmodder, tvtropes edition. It is now complete, the credits post is right here. It was one heck of a time, and there was lots of fun that was had. If you feel up to read all 8 and a half thousand posts, go right ahead. I hope you have as much fun archive bingeing as I had running the game. But everything beyond this point in the OP is no longer required reading material. Go ahead and just look at the crazy shenanigans.

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A lone figure stands looking at the hub of the vast land around him. He's never attempted something like this. But after what's happened before, he wants to try something different.

Watch out tvtropes, here I come.

Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder: tvtropes edition!

A game based off of Destroy the Godmodder, a forum game started on the Minecraft Forums by TT2000. The original thread can be found here but it is closed, and only there so new people can read of the exploits of old. The current main thread is here and can be participated in and read through for hours of entertainment.

The godmodder is incredibly over powered, and unfortunately it seems that the admins aren't too effective against him, it looks like you'll have to take him down the hard way.

The godmodder will block most attacks, and retaliate harshly, but he needs to be taught a lesson. Be careful though, he has something called 'the Curse of Repetition', any time an attack deals damage to the godmodder, he becomes immune to that attack forever after. ^note  Except, for some reason, dropping space ships on him. Although that won't work anymore, it did work multiple times before.[

Rule #1: Don't argue with the game master. You can question my choices or point out mistakes, but don't argue with me please.

Rule #2: Don't expect your attacks to work when aimed at the godmodder. This goes up to infinity if you aren't in the same area as him. If he's not listed under a specific area, that means he's disappeared again and nobody knows where he is, and thus he cannot be targeted because of a nifty ability of his called the Veil.

Rule #3: You may only post once every round (one of my posts).

Rule #4: It is never too late to join. You don't have to request, feel free to jump right in.

Rule #5: If you have an issue with the way I run this, please message me, I'm open to feedback, and if you feel you're being picked on, then please let me know so I can remedy the situation. Additionally, if you decide to drop out after joining in, please say you are doing so, it is very irritating when someone leaves without telling me they won't be back.

Rule #6: Its is no longer possible to choose your alignment. All players will be designated as [P] in the world updates. Siding with the godmodder is no longer an option. Sorry for the railroading, but its time to wrap up the game.

Rule #7: Roleplaying is a bit more necessary now. More in the terms that flavor text is the main focus now, and you need to pay a bit more attention to what a character is. Beyond that, nothing really. You don't need characterization or any of that crap, although it can be useful.

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Current Battlefield:

The Godmodder 100/100

edited 21st Jul '15 5:33:25 AM by pionoplayer

I play a tuba very loudly, hoping it will distract the Godmodder. If successful, I kick the Godmodder in a very sensitive area.

I discern my distance from the godmodder and measure his shadow, then work out the math to determine his height. When done I will wait for him to move to determine his weight and fitness level.

I use the Drax to drill into his face.

I quietly ascend down from the ceiling behind the Godmodder and unhook the bungee cord used to suspend me from my bulletproof vest. After that, I wrap it around the Godmodder's neck and turn on the ceiling fan said cord was attached to in an attempt to hang him. Afterwards, I hurl a detpack onto his face and detonate it, then set him ablaze with a molotov cocktail and fill him with bullets before retreating into the shadows and hiding in the airducts.

Okay, this might be a bit difficult. If there is a way to quote people properly, please let me know, that'll make this thread a bit cleaner.

The godmodder is distracted by the tuba, but as twinbuilder attempts to kick him in the sensitive parts, the godmodder ducks, causing jondanger's Drax to hit twinbuilder squarely in the face. This failed attack causes the godmodder's shadow to become mixed up with the others' and indirect is unable to determine anything about the godmodder's height.

The godmodder then swords jondanger in the face, takes the Drax and slices ichigo's bungee cord with it, dropping him to the ground. The godmodder then detonates ichigo's detpack before ichigo has a chance to use it, causing the molotov and guns to be exploded along with their owner.

Godmodder: hp: 100/100

edited 15th Apr '15 7:31:28 AM by pionoplayer

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I shout expletives and questions the Godmodder's intillegence, heritage, and sexual orientation, hopefully distracting him from other attacks.

edited 8th Apr '14 9:10:06 AM by ArmoredFury

Wondering why I tried to calculate as these things happen I turn on my phone's camera and record the godmodder as he swords and draxes his opponents. My next action will be to upload the Godmodder footage to youtube.

I enter the battlefield, and silently utter some mysterious words.

Send in another godmodder to destroy the original godmodder.

The problem with using the quote boxes is that then I spend an extra twenty minutes trying to copy and paste everything in here. T Vtropes should really have a quote feature that doesn't require copy and pasting stuff. Oh well, enough complaining, time to update.

fury shouts the various questions/insults at the godmodder. The godmodder retaliates swiftly and brutally with a chainsaw, indirect filming the whole thing and uploading it to Youtube. It almost immediately begins racking up views, likes, and subscribes as the godmodder proceeds to grab the lesser godmodder in a headlock, then slam the new guy into the ground with the force of a punch from Superman, then blasting him into oblivion with a really big autocannon.

Trip utters some mysterious words, made all the more mysterious by the fact that they are silent. No doubt they will be plot relevant later!

Godmodder: Hp: 100/100

edited 15th Apr '15 7:32:20 AM by pionoplayer

I USE MY FINAL SMASH: POTATO FLY SWARM!

I run the force of impact against various bombs, volcano eruptions and meteor impacts to determine just how hard it was and add that information to the video's description. Having stored it on the internet I delete the video from the phone to make room for more recordings.

edited 8th Apr '14 4:51:40 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

I throw the godmodder in SCP-682's containment cell.

I summon Sheogorath, who uses the Wabbajack to strip the godmodder of his godmodding powers. Sheogorath then transforms the now depowered-godmodder into a wheel of cheese, which he eats. Knowing that Sheogorath can't die due to being a Daedric Prince, I smirk triumphantly whilst perched atop a gargoyle in the shadows.

edited 8th Apr '14 10:26:36 PM by IchigoMontoya

The potato fly swarm immediately gets eaten by SCP-682. The godmodder proceeds to punch out SCP-682 with a punch that completely disintegrates most of the matter in SCP-682's face.

And it seems that daedric princes may not be able to die, but incapacitation is quite possible. The Wabbajack doesn't remove the godmodder's powers, but merely weakens them. Sheogorath takes a bite and immediately crumples to the ground of having just taken a bite out of the most poisonous cheese wheel to ever exist. The godmodder, however, does not escape unscathed. 1 damage dealt to godmodder.

Indirect discovers that the godmodder's punch seems to be quite far off the deep end of the scale, and proceeds to make more footage - of the above events.

Godmodder: Hp: 99/100

Also, I forgot to put something in the OP: the godmodder has something called the curse of repetition, any attack that deals damage to the godmodder will never do so again. The godmodder is now immune to being turned into cheese by daedric princes.

I drop a nuke on the sonovabitch.

I run for cover, hoping to find some sort of shelter from the resulting radioactive fallout and phone destroying EMP. Should I find it I will either yell at the Hail Stormer if he is nearby or mutter a cruse about him if he is not.

Indirect successfully finds said bunker, but is unable to chew out stormer due to the fact that stormer did not make it to the bunker in time.

Predictably, the godmodder had a bunker of his own to hide in.

Godmodder: Hp: 99/100

I go to SCP-294, request several cups of Godmodder and have D-Class Personnel drink them.

edited 9th Apr '14 1:48:37 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I attempt to comprehend how I silently uttered words, before saying "Fuck it". Silently.

I then cast Haste on myself, and try to backstab the Godmodder.

I'll just cast Magical Ice Leaf Storm.

While running in fear from The Hail Stormer and Indirect Active Transport.

edited 9th Apr '14 3:57:47 PM by ShaneBaneNeumann

I send a meteor empowered by the cumulative adoration of all anime fans that exist in the known multiverse have for their for waifus and husbandos on a direct path right at the Godmodder

I reveal myself to be alive, wearing a Hazard Suit that shielded me from the blast. I then launch a crapton of missiles at the Godmodder.

Having gotten that little indignation out of my system, I emerge wearing a hazmat suit and follow events the course of events to start my second godmodder video.