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     Original Proposed Neutral Sonichu page contents 
  • Aborted Arc: Several characters are introduced, only to have little to no relevance later on.
  • Accidental Innuendo: "I cannot be deprived of my balls."
    • From Sonichu 6 a picture of a surprised Chris, an explosion in his groin area and the words: "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!" ([1])
  • Adaptation Distillation: Vivian Gee's audiobooks
  • Age Cut: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to be true loving couples.
  • All There in the Manual: As an example, WesLi Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is a professional magician. In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader. It takes multiple trips to the CWCki or reading through the mailbags to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.
    • At the height of Chris's fear that all of his "fans" would leave him for Asperchu, he decided to do his usual thing of righting the wrongs within the pages of the comic. The thing is, if you only read Sonichu and had no idea about Asperchu you would be completely lost and would need to read Asperchu to understand Sonichu...Oh Crap.
    • Chris also revealed some information that's relevant to the plot of Sonichu not in the comic itself, but only in the CWCipedia articles. For example, in the article about Magi-Chan Chris revealed that after his Author Avatar destroyed Count Graduon's wand "ALL of his * brainwashings, magic and curses became undone" and that Silvana fell in love with Magi-Chan; so far, none of this was shown in the webcomic itself.
  • All Trolls Are Different: Chris envisions the internet trolls who antagonize him as living Troll dolls in the comic.
  • And Knowing Is Half the Battle: Almost literally: Chris often pauses the story mid-panel to drop cautionary messages into his comics, such as encouraging parents to pay attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, and plugging LittleBigPlanet while encouraging readers not to buy knock-off copies of the game for the Hex Bawx 360.
  • Animesque: After Chris met Megan in real life, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences started appearing more frequently.
  • Animated Actors: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children "outside" of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on.
    • Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.
  • Anthropomorphic Personification: The Big Bad is named Count Graduon, who is a living, breathing manifestation of Chris' bad memories of his high school graduation.
  • Artifact of Doom: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.
  • Artifact Title: Sonichu was originally about the adventures of the titular Electric Hedgehog pokemon. Then the comic shifted focus to the misadventures of Christian Weston Chandler.
  • Author Appeal: Numerous references to anime and [adult swim] programs, a Monty Python quote or two, and most famously the "fanservice" of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a "pickle"... and then claiming on Encyclopedia Dramatica she did it for women's rights.
  • Author Avatar: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.
  • Author Filibuster: Played straight when the Author Avatar harangues the "Jerkops" (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu's impassioned speech given to "Jason" on the top of "Four-Cent Garbage" building about trolling. What makes it funny is that it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back.
  • Bald of Evil: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn't feel like drawing hair.
  • Berserk Button: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.
  • Big "NO!": Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him.
  • Biggus Dickus: The "Giant Penis Comic", which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
  • Big Brother Is Watching: Magi-Chan Sonichu enforces CWCville's anti-homosexuality and child abuse laws by spying telepathically on people having sex, on the off-chance that two men might be having sex at any time (which equates to a $500 fine or 50 hours of community service). Possibly the most screamingly offensive and mind-bugging (no pun intended) Word Of God statement ever, and that's saying a lot.
    • Once enough people got ticked off and used the mailbag to say that, he backpedaled and deal with Magi-Chan and the Sonichu no longer uses his powers to determine what people do with their sex life.
  • Bile Fascination: Sonichu. Not just the comic, but also its creator.
  • Bland Name Product: Rosechu uses a "Quadak"-brand digital camera in Sonichu 8.
  • Broken Aesop: Rosechu uses Joseph’s story to remind Sonichu to show forgiveness to Jason Kendrick Howell. This is immediately thrown out the window when Jason beans Rosechu with a pickle and she responds by face raping him.
  • Boring Invincible Hero: The Author Avatar and the numerous Sonic recolors become more and more powerful as the comic goes on. As they are already Mary Sues who have Contractual Immortality, this quickly starts to go Beyondthe Impossible.
  • Bouquet Toss: Sarah "Nicole" tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though wedding bouquets do not work that way.
  • The Can Kicked Him: Simonla is killed by an explosive device hidden in a toilet.
  • Captain Ersatz: The majority of the cast consists of Sonic recolors. Firstly, Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonicthe Hedgehog or Pikachu in a class project due to copyright. There's also Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) Fan Character named Simonchu created by a Troll who's a fan of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, but Chris decided to change his gender and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic. Add in Zelina Rosechu, Clawdorf, Darkbind Sonichu, Sailor Megtune and various others. The only characters who seem to be completely original are Kel and Count Graduon.
  • Celibate Hero: Magi-Chan, the most powerful Sonichu and the Only Sane Man, used to not seek romance. Notable in that he was the only Sonic recolor with some importance in the story who hadn't been permanently paired up with someone. So of course, he was rapidly paired up when the author noticed his oversight with the Silvana.
  • City of Adventure: CWCville is supposed to be like this, but it comes off more as a militaristic city-state out of an Orwellian nightmare that would put the Tau Empire to shame.
  • The Chick: Rosechu — her hobbies are "frolicing through the fields, shopping at CWCville mall and cooking."
  • Chickification: Megagi La Skunk, who goes from being a Tomboy wearing spiked collars in her introduction to donning a cheerleader outfit and being a Shallow Love Interest like the rest of the female cast in the later issues.
  • Christmas Special
  • Cliché Storm: There is close to zero originality here.
  • Cold-Blooded Torture: Chris and his Sonic recolors subject Asperpedia trolls to this at the end of Sonichu 10. Before killing them. Somehow, the reader is supposed to root for the torturers.
  • Combination Attack: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [sic] So awesome and Animesque, it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.
  • Completely Missing the Point: Oh where to begin...
    • One major one is Rosechu protesting 4-cent garbage selling drawn pictures of her as a dick girl by...performing a striptease show "to fight for women's rights". Um, Rosechu, that's not what women's rights are about...at all.
    • In one issue, Sonichu gets an upskirt view of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.
      • Rosechu's thoughts: "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod." (Note that personality isn't mentioned.)
  • Complete Monster: Chris in the comics. He blows out people's kneecaps after disarming them, destroyed a guy's home life even though he was enforcing the rules of the place Chris was soliciting at, seals up a building and blows it up ensuring no living thing escapes (justifying it with how their security was lackluster), then collapses another building full of people whose worst crime can be considered being a JerkAss, killing one hundred people, injuring hundreds more, and leaving 250 people unaccounted for, before arranging a show trial for a bunch of people who murdered Simonla (based off real people who can at best be described as business rivals and at worst as Tricksters), and had them sentenced to be brutally tortured to death by every "good" character in the comic, including Simonla's less than a year old daughter. And he does it all with a gleeful smile on his face.
  • Cosmic Keystone: The Sunstone. It gets forgotten the issue after it's introduced.
  • Cross-Popping Veins: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
  • Crossover: Of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon, obviously. Sort of.
  • Cure Your Gays: Chris's anti-gay vaccine. The fact that he donated some of his own blood to create said vaccine raises some hilarious unintended implications if you know anything about how vaccines are made.
  • Darker and Edgier: Issue 10, which features Chris torturing four people to death in the most brutally inhumane ways- including snapping their bones, shooting them at point black range, electrocuting someone until they end up a burned husk, and forcing a girl with the emotional maturity of a fourth grader to drill someone to death.
    • Not to mention the grotesque and graphic (considering that it is supposed to be a comic for children) sex scenes.
  • Contractual Immortality: All the protagonists, due to the author’s dislike of Anyone Can Die, with the sole exception of Simonla due to a copyright issue.
  • Defictionalization: 4-cent garbage.com was made into a real Image Board
  • Demoted to Extra: Sonichu himself takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.
  • Depraved Bisexual: Silvana.
  • Depraved Homosexual: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterized as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris somewhat out of touch with social mores. At least Jack Chick was deliberately trying to spread that image in his comics.
  • Designated Hero: The protagonists spend all their time having sex and/or trying to have sex, and yet the readers are meant to support them and cheer them as heroes.
  • Deus ex Machina: Magi-chan is "psychic", which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and explain, out of the blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories. Psychic powers: the perfect putty to plug plot holes.
    • And despite being the comic's #1 source of exposition and Psychic Ex Machina, Magi-chan somehow lost the leadership vote of the Chaotic Combo to Wild Sonichu.
    • Not to forget the emergence of the never-before-seen-or-mentioned Bionic the Hedgehog to take out Reldnahc in Sonichu #6.
  • The Devil Is a Loser: Beel, ostensibly a Satan analogue, but also the peevish secretary of the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an almost beating that Chris nearly suffered and richly deserved. This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.
  • Distaff Counterpart: Crystal, Chris's Dream Sibling.
  • Distress Ball: Rosechu carries this. A LOT.
  • Dreaming of Things to Come: Ivy’s vision of becoming Chris’s girlfriend. With special affirmation and guest appearances from God and Jesus to boot.
  • Dungeon Master: Magi-Chan has elements of this kind of character. Despite being near omniscient and very powerful, he usually does little more than teleport other characters where they need to go and serve as comic's resident Mr. Exposition.
  • Egopolis: CWCville(pronounced "quickville"), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.
    • That's not even the half of it, the currency is named after him (C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and confusingly C-QUARTERS), the only known radio station is KCWC, the drink of choice is CWC Cola, and the mayor's birthday is celebrated as a holiday, under the name of Christian Love Day.
  • Ensemble Darkhorse: Many side characters such as Yawning Squirtle, Boulder Dropping Whale, Kel, Metal Sonichu and Bill the Scientist have become favorites among the fanbase. See also Moon-Pals.
    • The creator has responded to this by stating Yawning Squirtle and the Wailord (Boulder Dropping whale) have been caught and are currently participating in Pokemon battles, Bill the Scientist is now a medical doctor working for the CWCville Hospital, and Kel is retired and paired up with Naitsirhc.
  • Esoteric Happy Ending: Chris thinks that the Sonichu 10 ending was the great victory of the forces of good. The readers think it was one of the most disturbing things Chris ever created
  • Everything'sBetterWithRainbows: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and Silvana.
  • Evil Is Petty: Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops have nothing better to do with their time than hindering Chris's progress in his love quest.
  • Evil Twin: Played straight ([Incredibly Lame Pun heh]) with Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.
    • Also, Black Sonichu (later renamed Blake, to avoid looking racist), who is to Sonichu what Shadow is to Sonic, only even more annoying. He's since undergone a Heel Face Turn, though.
  • Evil Tower of Ominousness: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all 66+6 floors of it.
  • Expansion Pack Past: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late '90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be older than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem when it was pointed out that all his Rule 34 technically contained underage characters. Thus, Chris declared that the Sonichu eggs were sent back in time so everyone was now 18 or older, and that countless Sonichu eggs were sent all throughout time and space. That poor, fragile timeline...
    • Taken to extremes on the CWCipedia, where Chris drops all manner of information that should have been obvious a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.
  • Eyepatch of Power: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a Big Boss look-alike has been dragged into the comic.
  • Fan Fic Chop Suey: Though it is mostly a combination of Pokemon and Sonic, random characters from completely unrelated franchises will inexplicably show up, from Richard Nixon's head-in-a-jar to Meg Griffin to Billy Mays. In recent issues, the Transformers have also shown up, albeit heavily plagiarized versions of the Transformers Animated cast. (Bumba-Lumba, anybody?)
  • Fatal Flaw: Despite being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves, Chris just can't get a girl. And later on in the comic, he can't hold onto a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).
    • Fetish Retardant: Everything that is meant to be erotic, due to the sloppy coloring, terrible perspective, and Off Model nature of everything...
  • Forgotten Fallen Friend: Anytime anybody dies in the comic, their survivors take a panel or so to say "we've got to move on" and do just that.
  • For the Evulz: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond "because." The closest thing to a given explanation is that they just don't want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.
  • Freudian Excuse: Mary Lee Walsh "Slaweel the Witch" hates love because she's a social outcast who isn't loved herself.
  • Freud Was Right: Quite a few Narmy lines in the comic, as well as one, um, interesting depiction of a pistol [2]. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, which makes Chris's constant Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? assertions sprinkled throughout the comic a bit awkward.
  • Fridge Horror: Most of the comic.
  • Frozen In Time: The popularity of franchises, aspects, popular music, fads and toys within the comics and the subject's life seems to be stuck perpetually in 1999, the latest time it seems Chris had any semblance of a positive social life.
  • Generation Xerox: Sandy Rosechu, Simonla Rosechu's daughter. Introduced as a way of keeping Simonla after killing her off.
  • Giftedly Bad: Despite having the most hostile “fandom” on the face of the planet, Chris’s comic is considered a major Guilty Pleasure. Your Mileage May Vary.
  • Godwin's Law: Beel, a secretary for 4-cent garbage, was revealed to be an assistant for Hitler and is condemned to being a troll for all eternity. Chris tries to pull an Even Evil Has Standards thing, but he makes it so Beel is angry at Jack and Clyde for being "homo trolls." Cue Face Palm.
  • Gratuitous Japanese Jiggliami's song "War of Love" (a ripoff of "Love is War" by Miku Hatsune, "written" by one of Chris's "sweethearts") in Episode 18.
  • Groin Attack: Called 'Kicking them in the Sourdough Area'. He does it to a Jerkop in Subepisode 1, and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and King Mook king-sized Jerkops in Sub-Episode 6.
  • Greek Chorus: In some of the early, Sonichu-centered comics, Chris.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris' friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her.
  • Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?
  • Heel Face Turn: Black Sonichu Blachu Blake.
  • Hermaphrodite: Silvana. And before you ask, yes, Rule 34 art of Silvana exists.
  • Heroic Sociopath: Whether it's cursing a security guard because of an almost-beating or shooting out the kneecaps of the imposter the TRUE AND HONEST CWC.
  • High Octane Nightmare Fuel: Chris drawing each of the members of the Asperpedia being brutally tortured and executed in gory detail. The childish art just serves to make it even more unsettling.
  • Honor Before Reason: The supposed villain Mary Lee Walsh Slaweel Ryam, of all people. In Sonichu 10, right before her final battle with Chris, she decided not to rely on Count Graduon's help and only fight Chris with her own powers; she even allowed Chris to destroy Graduon's wand. Needless to say, Chris didn't even think about returning the favor by reverting back from his Super Mode; the result was a Curb-Stomp Battle ending with Chris F[[ateWorseThanDeath paralyzing Slaweel]].
  • Idiot Plot: So many examples to choose from…
    • Sonichu #1: Rosechu could have escaped on her own, considering she is just as powerful as the title character. But no, she willingly became the Distressed Damsel.
    • Sonichu #4: If Chris thought to not loiter around the mall all day and potentially arouse the ire of the security guards, this issue wouldn’t even have a premise, let alone a plot.
    • Sonichu #8: All of it. Whether it’s Sonichu confusing drawings with reality, Rosechu trying to counteract 4-cent garbage’s pornographic drawings with her own pornographic photographs, or Magi-chan’s inability to warn Blake ahead of time the danger he was in, everybody has dropped quite a few IQ points this issue and that’s saying something.
    • Sonichu #9: Dating Education, starting from the fact that the title concept doesn’t make any sense and only going worse from there.
  • Idol Singer: Jiggliami.
  • IKEA Erotica: Rosechu actually says "Insert Rod A into Slot B" before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.
  • I Know Mortal Kombat: Jiggliami's manager, Blanca, who also plays "lead Guitar Hero" for her. It's not entirely clear whether she plays an actual guitar and plays Guitar Hero on the side for practice (I Don't Know Mortal Kombat which, as many will attest, doesn't work), or if all she can play is Guitar Hero (which makes it all the more difficult to believe she and Jiggliami are huge pop stars).
  • Incredibly Lame Pun: The "Anchuent Prophecy" was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Sonichu. And lo, there was much Facepalming.
  • Inferred Holocaust / No Endor Holocaust / What Measure Is a Mook?: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a Hypno Ray hypnotic ray gun that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.
    • In issue 9, one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.
    • As of issue 10, all of the Jerkops have been rehabilitated by Ultra Sonichu.
  • Informed Ability: Punchy is apparently a master of "NonSequitur random-access humor," but, as of the end of Sonichu 10, has never used it.
  • Informed Attractiveness: Kel calls Rosechu "as beautiful as a rose".
  • Informed Attribute: All of the Rosechus in this comic only act as a Satellite Character for their respective Sonichu and play up rather outdated female archetypes. In Mailbag #7 Chris assigned each of them personalities (one even said to be a Tomboy) which are never even hinted at in the comics.
  • In the Hood: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his Eyepatch of Power with a voluminous cloak.
  • In the Name of the Moon: Chris and his "dream sibling" Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while Sailor Moon Sailor Megtune is fond of these speeches as well.
  • Jerkass Woobie: Reginald Sneasel is supposed to be this but comes off more as a plain-old Jerkass.
  • Jossed: Chris attempted to disprove [[Moon-Pals a popular fan theory that Yawning Squirtle, Boulder-Dropping Whale and Bill The Scientist are trapped on the Moon with their friends (Metal Sonichu, Kel, Allison Amber and large amounts of weed, among others)]], claiming that Squirtle and Whale were caught by Pokémon trainers and showing Bill working as a doctor in CWCville. Christian's fans, however, [[Template:Discontinuity generally disregarded this development]].
    • Some trolls suspected that Lovely Weather, Christian's "future wife" from Sonichu 10, was based on his ex-sweetheart "The Wallflower", but Chris claimed that wasn't the case.
  • Kamehame Hadoken: Christian's signature attack "Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"
  • Kangaroo Court: The Asperpedia trolls' trial in the Sonichu 10 finale, complete with a clearly biased judge, a prosecutor who drags up completely unrelated issues to the trial and forced self-representation.
  • Kudzu Plot: Not a traditional example of this considering the story isn't really all that complex, but the author’s habit of incorporating real life issues at the last second completely halts whatever flow there is in the comic.
    • He attempted to address this problem in issues 9 and 10 by killing off most of the extra characters and villains. Kudzu Plot meets the machete.
  • Lampshade Hanging: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, "Eh... first we've had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a Sailor Moon pretty girl sailor soldier? What a kooky world."
  • Lazy Artist: Many pages just consist of characters (bodies often optional) floating in white space surrounded by Wall Of Text a fortress of text describing scenes not shown "to save marker ink".
  • Legion of Doom: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding What Happened to the Mouse? Metal Sonichu) team up and try to take over CWCville.
  • LEGO Genetics: The comic portrays homosexuality as genetic, and during his stay in the time void, Chris donated some of his "untainted straight blood" for the creation of an anti-gay vaccine, which he intends to use to wipe homosexuality off the face of the Earth.
  • Life Embellished: This trope in spades after issue #1. Most notably the Sub-episodes.
  • Loads and Loads of Characters There are tons of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different Canons, poor rip-offs of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in CWCville.
    • As of Issue 10 there are 174 characters in the series.
  • Lolicon: Zapina, who "[just turned 14-years cute]," wants to pose nude for women's rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of There Should Be A Law can't because of those "dumb" laws. Bonus Squick points for the "dumb laws" comment being made by grown adult female Rosechu, not Zapina.
    • Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things "illegal in all 50 states." Mostly this is a case of Did Not Do the Research, because in most American states, the age of consent is 16 or 17. Though since owning a slave is illegal, technically anything you do to her is likely illegal.
    • In a possible subversion, "Lolisa" Rosechu is the oldest Rosechu at age 20.
  • Love at First Sight All the romantic pairings in the comic.
  • MacGuffin: The seven Sonichu Balls. They make GodModeSues even more Godlike.
  • A Man Is Not a Virgin: The goal of Chris’s "Love Quest”. He finally succeeds in Issue 10.
  • Mary Suetopia: CWCville, where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. "Tobacky" and alcohol are banned, there is a massive police force with guns and tanks, all electric hedgehog Pokemon receive welfare, and the homeless are living in one of 17 "soup hotels". And there are no mayoral elections. If CWCville wasn't also a Quirky Town, it would be an unpleasant place to live.
  • The Mayor Who Doesn't Do Anything: Despite being CWCville's mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant, former movie star Allison Amber (who quit her glamorous film career to pursue her life-long dream of doing menial labour for an insane manchild), leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.
  • Medium Blending: Several comics feature stills of Chris in place of the drawn version interacting with drawn characters. Unfortunately it's as seamless as it was in Cool World, but even more awkward and creepy as he brings his dog back to life through artwork or performs a horrible self-penned Power Rangers-inspired song with his characters reconfigured into a circa-1999 Boy Band. The pictures are ill-posed in addition to make Chris seem even more out of place.
    • Not to mention he actually confesses right out a shirt picked to wear for one of those scenes "was in the laundry pile".
  • Memetic Mutation: How the comic and its creator became "famous" amongst the Image Board crowd, and, like a virus, has spread to TV Tropes.
  • Mind Screw: Basically the entire comic, albeit unintentionally.
  • Misaimed Fandom The comics are aimed at kids and teenagers, yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris's personal life and problems, things that kids don't need to see and wouldn't be interested in, respectively.
  • Mismatched Eyes: Chris, although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.
  • Mood Whiplash: "Panda died! Boo hoo for 2 frames! Let's go kick some Transformer ass like nothing happened!" A weird example of the trope in that the characters have an uncanny ability to completely forget that something absolutely awesome or something devastatingly tragic happened. It's as if the characters didn't notice the change of the mood in the situations.
  • Moral Dissonance: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents (mentally deficient innocents, no less).
  • Most Common Super Power: Mary Lee Walsh has this not just in fanart, but in the later issues as well.
  • My Girl Is a Slut: Pretty much every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic. When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping "for women's rights." And let's not even get into "Rage Against the Garbage"...
  • Narm: The biggest source of entertainment in Sonichu.
  • Narm Charm: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough Rouge Angles of Satin typos and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.
  • Name's the Same: Crystal Weston Chandler the "dream sibling" of Chris in the comic, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of the real Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. Everybody is having a field day with the Freudian implications of all that.
  • Nightmare Fuel: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris' Rule 34 artwork.
  • Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book: All of Chris's art looks like one of these. He draws at the level of an eight year old, but depicts everything from disembowelment to finger-fucking.
  • Non Indicative Name" The Chaotic Combo does not produce chaos on a regular basis. Magi-chan is a psychic walking Deus ex Machina, not a magician or wizard. Bionic the Hedgehog is 100% organic; he is not a cyborg, an android, or a robot. Collosal-chan is no bigger than Christian unless you consider obesity equivalent to size. Super Chris-chan Sonichu is just Chris-chan Sonichu with some wing hairclips on. We still have no idea what Merried Senior Comic is supposed to even mean.
  • Not Right in the Bed: This is how Bubbles Rosechu discovers her lover is really resident shapeshifting Hermaphrodite Silvana, except it happened during public sex...
    • They never really got around to the sex. But this is still after an all-powerful psychic warned her that it was a trap. And after the creation of Chris's Girl of the Week found the real Blake and called to warn her.
  • Offhand Backhand: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [Sub-Episode 1].
  • Off Model: Despite being one of the few cases where there isn’t a uniform model to begin with, seeing the characters randomly change size or even shape in the same page is very disorienting.
  • The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Sonichu saves Mary Lee Walsh Slaweel Ryam's life in episode 20 because "the final blow belongs to Christian." Chris returned the next issue, had a heart-to-heart talk with Slaweel, learned about her Freudian Excuse, declared he'll never forgive her anyway and beat her up, paralyzing her in the process.
  • Only Sane Man: Perhaps unintentionally, Magi-Chan appears to be the only sane resident of CWCville, as he just doesn't seem to care about "sweethearts".
  • Orphaned Series: If not one already, then at least speedily headed that way.
  • Orwellian Editor: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her...or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.
  • Painful Rhyme: "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/heartsweet. Groan.
  • Pair the Spares: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit...after Reginald tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.
    • Pals With Jesus: Both God and Jesus (aka GodJesus) have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris' future mate.
  • Panty Shot: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from Deviant ART the second time. Presumably intended as Fanservice, but Rosechu's questionable age and furriness combined with Chris' terrible art make it Fetish Retardant instead.
  • Parody Retcon: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. Yeah.
    • He made his version of characters from Asperchu who are based on characters on Sonichu who are "parodies" of Pikachu and Sonic, making it a case of a parody of a parody of a parody.
      • Then the Asperchu comics parodied that, so now we have parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies. Whew!
  • Poe's Law: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture.
  • Pokémon Confusion Your average CWCville Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and Non-Mammal Mammaries.
  • Plagiarism All of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from Family Guy, Excel Saga, Monty Python and various [adult swim] shows. Bonus fail points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny.
    • Many of the drawings are actually traced from other images - which is pretty surprising, because one would expect traced artwork to, you know, look as good as the original artwork. No such luck here.
  • Plot Hole: Chris eventually makes it "legal for all homosexuals to do as they please within the city", unaware that just a few pages before, he "cured" homosexuality.
  • Plot-Relevant Age-Up: The daughter of Wild and Simonla transformed from a [Rosey] into [Sandy Rosechu] and gained intellectual abilities of a fourth-grader in a mere week since her birth (just in time to participate in Asperpedia trolls' execution). In retrospect, this event - clearly proving that Sonichus and Rosechus don't age at the same rate as people do - makes Christian's decision to age them all up to 18 even more pointless.
  • Potty Failure: Happens to Reldnahc once.
  • The Power of Rock: Used to demolish the 4-Cent Garbage building by, believe it or not, using Guitar Hero/Rock Revolution instruments to sing a song about how much better Power Rangers used to be, sung to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever.
  • Power Trio: Subverted. Chris, Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli were destined to stop the evil Count Graduon, but Sarah and Wes were downgraded to supporting cast and PVCC henchman respectively after the introduction of Megan.
  • Product Placement: And he's not even paid to endorse products.
  • Psychic Powers: Magi-Chan, complete with Pstandard Psychic Pstance.
  • Put on a Bus: Several. Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback; chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Sarah Hammer, aka Saramah Rosechu, disappeared from the comic after she got married to Jack's Knight William Spicer. Chris's dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the "dark mirror" by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. All the characters promised to go and rescue her, but the next comic was about them going on spring break and having lots of sex, and Crystal hadn't been mentioned again until Chris goes God Mode Sue and ties up the loose ends as quickly as possible. Jiggliami and Blanca were shooed off the comic after Chris's breakup with Blanca (a troll in disguise), with a footnote explaining that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void. Then he came back, and left again, explicitly announcing that he won't be back and is going to leave the story to its title character.
    • He broke his promise on the very first page of Issue 10. Then again, the entire issue is basically Chris taking a machete to the Kudzu Plot.
  • Put on a Bus to Hell/Bus Crash Chris's "sweethearts" in the comic.
  • Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male: Rosechu's heroic "face-rape" of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.
  • Real Life Writes the Plot: The biggest reason for Kudzu Plot. Issue #10 in particular exists in its current state due to a massive dose of this.
    • The biggest example of this Simonla’s death, which was done to fulfill a deal with Simonchu creator Evan. Although Chris immediately weaseled out of Simonla's death by introducing her nearly-identical daughter to the comic, and then proceeded to depict his business rivals being murdered in the comic by a death sentence from a Kangaroo Court.
  • Retcon When the author reposted his comics on his CWCipedia, many changes were made. CWCki has a more in-depth list of retcons here([4]).
    • Names of certain characters, mostly those based upon real people, have been blatantly changed to avoid scrutiny from the author’s “fans”.
    • Many past panels have been later modified to reflect the author’s tastes better, most noticeably a Splash Panel([5]) that has been entirely redrawn from to its original rainbow background due to the potential homosexual subtext.
    • Several drawings of a Raichu were redrawn to change the shape of its tail), "proving"([6] Rosechu evolved from a female Raichu to alleviate Viewer Gender Confusion. The funny thing about the Rosechu issue is that he could have just said that the design of Rosechu was before most Pokemon had distinctions between genders (the exceptions being the Nidorans).
  • Rouge Angles of Satin and Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma: A recurring problem in Sonichu. Even though the creator types out his comic's dialogue, he doesn't bother to spell-check, so some rather terrible typos slip through - even though he has had no trouble whatsoever going back and altering captions and dialogue for the sake of retconning (and when he does, he neglects to fix his typos along with it). He also has a tendency in written correspondence to go ALLCAPS or Randomly Capitalize Words for no Reason Whatsoever.
    • He even has a character named Merried Seinor Comic.
    • It is "last rites," NOT "last rights."
    • My favorite recurring Sonichu typo is "dood" for "good."
  • Rule 34: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life) and upload it to Encyclopedia Dramatica in "protest" of the site, but his "fans" are also more than willing to draw their own.
  • Sailor Earth: Sailor Megtune.
  • Schedule Slip: Before Chris finally setup a two-pages-per-day schedule, updates could come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu's inception. Unfortunately, this pace was too much for him to maintain, and the comic is now stuck somewhere between Series Hiatus and Orphaned Series.
    • After being called out on his schedule slips several times, Chris responded in the comic with a Character Filibuster[7] that essentially says he doesn't need one.
  • The Scrappy: Sonichu and Rosechu's kids. The children are widely hated by everybody. Even more so than the other characters. This is saying a lot.
    • They also have slight hints of The Wesley in them, since Chris-chan seems to think they are adorable.
  • Screw Learning, I Have Phlebotinum!: Somehow, getting smacked with a powered-up hedgehog or a rainbow instantly gives wild rodents the ability to talk and reason like humans.
  • Sdrawkcab Name: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
  • Sealed Evil in a Can: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and Wasabi tribes.
  • Secret Relationship: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.
  • Self-Deprecation: Done unintentionally a couple of times, as in one scene where Sonichu thinks to himself that Chris's love quest is doomed to failure, and another where Rosechu, having just been informed that Chris has a date, has a reaction of utter shock and disbelief.
  • Sex as Rite-of-Passage: A recurring theme.
  • Shallow Love Interest: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is STRAIGHT.
    • Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all beyond that.
    • In fact, every single female character is this.
  • Shilling The Wesley: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.
  • Shock and Awe: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.
  • Shout Out: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the eponymous character as a hint, are) ripoffs.
  • Show, Don't Tell: An element not present in Sonichu.
  • Sickeningly Sweethearts: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.
  • Sissy Villain: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he's gay, after all.
  • So Bad Its Horrible: The typical reaction for those who don’t think it’s So Bad, It's Good.
  • Species Surname: Most Sonichus and Rosechus.
  • Spotlight-Stealing Squad: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets Put on a Bus.
  • Status Quo Is God
  • Squick "Highlights" of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu "photoshoot", and resident anti-hero Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a hermaphrodite Rosechu. Other issues include "face rape" and cameltoe crotchshots.
    • One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this looks like a kid-drawn comic - badly drawn figures, general lack of details - but then you notice that there are disturbing little details in the comic that the did manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in "Oh my God...he's...he drew...that's a bloody codpiece, that's what it is."
    • Even more bonus Squick points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... including Meg Griffin and Transformers porn.
    • In issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play. The line she's practicing is "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."*
  • Stay in the Kitchen: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least as powerful as Sonichu (in fact, she should actually be more powerful since she evolved from a Raichu), but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and getting kidnapped.
  • Strangled by the Red String: Every single couple.
    • Punchy is hinted to have a crush on Angelica. Then he ends up with Layla Flaaffy.
    • Bubbles is with Black Sonichu Blachu Blake. They hide their relationship for no clear reason.
    • When Reldnahc is about to be cured of his homosexuality, there is talk of him getting back together with Kel. There is no mention of this in earlier chapters.
  • Strawman Has a Point: Sean's drug induced rant.
  • Stuffed into the Fridge: In Issue 9, PandaHalo was burned alive and Ivy was strangled by elevator wire.
  • Stylistic Suck: When the creator imitated Alec's art style in Issue 10, which he considers "badly drawn" and significantly inferior to his Hand-Drawn True and Original artwork. Of cause, seeing him trying to draw badly deliberately is quite a sight to behold, considering his usual standards. It should also be considered that in imitating Alec's interpretation of the cast of Sonichu, themselves Sonic the Hedgehog recolors, Chris has essentially created a copy of a copy of a copy.
  • Super Empowering: Chris can give people, like his dog, superpowers.
  • Sure, Why Not?: Chris's adaptation of the Sonichu Fan Promo series in Issue 9, one of the few troll-created fanworks that Chris has actually approved (with minor alterations). He didn't realize it was designed to mock him.
    • The disparity of naming the Sonichu species after the eponymous hero despite it being canon that he was not the oldest living member of said species was quickly pointed out. When a 'fan' asked Chris if this was because same characters had lived in isolation from anyone qualified to classify them, Chris quickly latched onto this solution.
  • Surfer Dude: Jamsta Sonichu is supposed to fill this role (see note on Totally Radical below). Comes off as a Dumbass DJ instead.
  • Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Chris was forced to kill off the character Simonla (NSFW)[8] He immediately had her replaced by her daughter Sandy who is the exact same character with some minor athstetic differences. She immediately gets revenge on the person responsible for her mother's death while saying "At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years..." ensuring she won't have any angst to define her as a character.
  • Take That: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, "Jerkops", Jason Kendrick Howell, "Clyde Cash", etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are likable (given this comic, that's not saying much). Also, this could be considered a reversed trope, mostly because the people which Chris presents as villains tend to mock Chris' pathetic attempts at "revenge" (like Jason) or simply ignore it (Like Wes Iseli).
  • Take That, Us: An unintentional one happens during Sean's stoned rant.
    • "Uh..Yeah, we fee-our lost patience wit Chris-Chum; he makes bum promises of constant updurts on his web-be-vurse of quack-e-pedia, and he is lazy."
  • Talking to Himself: In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ&feature=PlayList&p=6D163BBDA8132BA6&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1 Christian's "official" Sonichu audiobooks] all characters are voiced (horribly) by Chris.
    • And thanks to the Actor Rule, Jason, king of trolls, is Chris. Chris is his greatest troll.
  • Tastes Like Diabetes: The Sonees and Roseys, Sonichu's and Rosechu's children especially. In fact, their "cuteness" is so annoying that they're probably the most hated out of all of Chris's creations, which is saying a lot!
  • The Ace: Bionic is a particularly egregious example of this.
  • Thirty Sue Pileup: Christian Weston Chandler (Author Avatar, also a God Mode Sue*]], Sonichu (alternatively a Non-Human Sidekick, a Showy Invincible Hero or an idealized Christian Weston Chandler, also a Copy Cat Sue), Rosechu (an Author Appeal Mary Sue), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the time void), but especially, especially, Chris-Chan Sonichu (a God Mode Sue/Copy Cat Sue), as well as...
    • Purity Sue: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.
      • Villain Sue: Alternate Character Interpretation of Christian Weston Chandler.
    • Apparently Chris concluded that his Author Avatar, despite being God Mode Sue, isn't overpowered enough, so in Sonichu 10 he turned him into Collosal Chris-Chan [sic]. So that would be... More Than Infinite God Mode Sue?
    • Fun fact: A comment on this very page was the original inspiration for Thirty Sue Pileup.
  • Black Hole Sue: Chris again.
  • Tear Jerker: Episode 12.5 “One Lucky Dog”, the creator’s tribute to his beloved dead dog. Your Mileage May Vary.
  • Totally Radical: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from Guitar Hero. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character "Jamsta Sonichu"?
    • Let's also not forget the "zap to the extreme" line, quoted on this very page.
    • And has anyone ever referred to sex as "we did the do?"
  • Transformation Trinket: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Then the creator Retconnedthat it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new MacGuffin for his fandom.
  • Trope Overdosed: Mostly due to the creator’s love of “parodying” other works of fiction.
  • Tsundere Subverted. Chris claims that Bubbles Rosechu is one of these, but really she's as two dimensional as Liquid's medal.
  • Ultimate Evil: Count Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's humiliation at his high school graduation.
  • Unsound Effect: *teleports in* among many others. They're all mostly based on Pokemon moves since 99% of the characters are Pokémon.
  • Unstoppable Rage: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.
  • Unusual Euphemism: "Raincoat" and "Pickle", among others.
  • Vanity License Plate: Chris has one that reads "Sonichu" on his car (affectionately nicknamed 'Son-Chu'), both in real life and in the comic. Of course, the real-life version is just your average '94 Ford Escort, while the comic version is a Transformer...
  • Villain Decay: Blake goes from being a Shadow ripoff to a generic Stu in the middle of an episode. Then, he hooks up with Bubbles and becomes a Satellite Character to a Satellite Character before being almost entirely written out.
  • Wall Banger: The series is infamous for many of these moments. One of the most noticeable ones is Dating Education...yes, like sex ed, but with dating instead of sex, and the textbook it was based off of is a book written by a 9-year-old.
  • Wall of Text: The most common form of dialogue. It gets so bad some pages[9] even have numbers telling the readers in what order to read the text in. The official explanation for the blatant textwalling is that it's much faster, easier and more cost-effective to just have the characters say what's happened instead of actually drawing it.
  • Wham Episode: The end of issue 10 has one of the most shocking twists in the comic...for reasons the writer never intended.
  • Wangst: Chris when lamenting on how he can’t get a girl. Reginald Sneasel as well, being a stand-in for Chris when he was trapped in the Time Void.
  • What Do You Mean, It's for Kids??: Chris has claimed several times that the comic is for kids (he's said that it'd be rated TV-Y7), despite the sex and all the other things no sane parent would allow their child to see.
    • He uses the 'They'll see it eventually and it's a natural part of life' argument when called on it.
    • And when someone called him out on that, he blamed the FCC for "slipping on their ratings".
      • He holds his comic as being morally superior to Asperchu because he would be willing to censor the gratuitous sex scenes with various fruits over the genitals, and he already censors the swearing. Not exactly very effective. Meanwhile, not only does Asperchu not even claim to be for kids, Alec can more easily censor his own works because bleeping offensive words is easy, the pornographic activities in his comic are background scenes and not relevant to the plot, and his comics are drawn on a computer, so if Alex uses layers he can easily remove them.
  • What Happened to the Mouse??: Crystal? Metal Sonichu? Oh, yeah. Those characters. The former gets freed from the mirror as Chris hastily tries to tie up all the loose ends.
  • Weaksauce Weakness: Anything remotely phallic besides his own "duck" makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger.
    • On another note, touching the white mark on Chris-chan Sonichu's chest will make him revert to human form. This, however, has been used a grand total of two times, and he is always able to change back without problems, and has God Mode Sue powers in either form, making you wonder why he bothers changing anyways.
  • The Wesley Let's just say all the protagonists (especially Christian Weston Chandler) and leave it at that...
  • Wish Fulfillment: While all the issues have contained some this, issue #10 is by far the heaviest and by far the worst in this category. It has Chris losing his virginity to his future wife, creating his perfect world by brutally killing and injuring his Internet-based enemies and taking down their websites for ever and performing a complete eradication of homosexuality and asexuality, and finally Making out with Meg Griffin from Family Guy.
  • Writer on Board: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they don't really have one, it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.
  • Write Who You Know: Most of the characters that aren’t pokemon or hedgehogs are derived from people Chris has met or “known” in real life.
  • Writing Around Trademarks: The reason why Sonichu exists in the first place.
  • Word Salad Humor: Known as Random-Access Humor.
  • Xanatos Roulette: The Asperpedia Four's plan to kill strike: Simonchu Simonla Rosechu apparently hinges on Simonla going to the toilet in a cinema after the movie is over, going to one particular stall, not having anyone go to the toilet before her and not noticing a Voltorb (a large red and white orb with eyes) poorly hidden behind the toilet.
  • Yangire: Sandy hears about Evan killing her her mother, Simonla, a few minutes after being born. In Simonla's trial, Evan is sentenced to being bludgeoned to death by Sandy, who at the time is only a few weeks old. Here's an artist's depiction.[10]
  • Year Inside, Hour Outside: Chris spent nine months trapped in the Time Void, but to him it felt closer to just one month.
  • Artistic License - Biology and You Fail Sex Ed Forever: The far-too-in-depth analysis of the reproductive systems of Sonichu and Rosechu.
  • Artistic License - Economics: CWCville has its own currency in the form of C-quarters and W-quarters. It is never stated in the comic what the exchange rate for these quarters are, or even the unit of measurement for each quarter.
    • Soup Hotels.
  • Artistic License - Law: As Dethchemist points out, the trial of the Asperchu crew involves numerous violations of Virgina state and American federal law, and the executions are done in manners that grossly violate laws against torture and cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, everything about being tortured to death by a third-grader Pokemon-thing as her father stands by encouraging her is cruel and unusual.
  • Artistic License - Pharmacology: In Sonichu's world, an anti-homosexuality vaccine was created using CWC's "pure" blood. Uh, Chris, vaccines are created using blood already infected with the disease you're trying to cure.
  • You Fail Religious Studies Forever: Buddhists apparently celebrate Christmas in their "Buddhist churches." Also, there's one character, Angelica Rosechu, who was raised in a convent by nuns and is supposedly Catholic, but she seems to express all the same theological opinions that Chris does and has never actually demonstrated anything that indicates she's Catholic.
  • Your Mileage May Vary: Many say this is So Bad, It's Good due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it unbearable to read. You've been warned.

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