Don't Try It
"Hi there little guy... I'm gonna take you home to my farm!"
Godzilla.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
A tactical retreat using Super-Speed would be in order.
The King Without a Kingdom
He'd make a deal with Chaos in exchange for something trivial. He's done it before.
A stampede of wildebeest.
It's been 3000 years…
A comet is promptly called down, crushing the stampede.
A swiftly approaching comet.
Destroyer of worlds.
Ash might break down in a fit of laughter for a moment before deciding to, reluctantly, use the necronomicon to open a portal through which the comet passes into some unholy plain of damnation, killing a ton of deadites and demons as a result.
...Carebears.
Is not impressed.
Maid of Time
Even John's godlike power cannot withstand the Care Bear Stare.
A bunny.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The King Without a Kingdom
Nice try, Mad Hatter! -shoots the bunny point-blank-
An army of robotic animals.
It's been 3000 years…
The Absolute Madman
-leads them to the scrap yard and draws a barrier around it so they don't break out-
TNA's mother.
"We be we baby!"
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
jokes on you, the Egyptian god cards dont have parents!
the entire population of microbes on the nearest telephone
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Blaziken would just head to the nearest Pokémon Center.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
alcohol
the above poster's avatar
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
The King Without a Kingdom
I guess it'll depend on how durable Mr. Boney Parts is.
A speeding bus.
It's been 3000 years…
"Disintegrate!"
A shoal of venomous flying squid.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
i attack with critisism and a sign that says "spooky", followed by halloween garden stakes to their hearts!
a white dragon
edited 2nd Jul '15 8:04:43 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
dork: silent assassin
Several hundred autocannon shells later and it (hopefully) should be dead.
edited 3rd Jul '15 5:40:24 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
I parry his blade with a pumkin topped garden stake, and then i trip him, causing him to break his neck.
a paeliryon
edited 3rd Jul '15 11:47:50 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Destroyer of worlds.
Casually sprays her with liters of acid spit.
The King Without a Kingdom
Since Alex operates on pure anger, I think Joker can do some Deadly Dodging so Alex can kill Batman. Eventually, though, he will eventually get eaten.
A Terminator.
It's been 3000 years…
Amaterasu.
The Ten Tails
.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
i cut off his tails and trap him in a toaster!
a giant mutant grizzly bear, in maine, which doesn't have grizzly bears last time i checked.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
...seriously?
Sasuke once again uses Amaterasu.
Superman.
The King Without a Kingdom
Watch the opening of Injustice: Gods Among Us to see how well that goes.
An action hero with lots of guns.
It's been 3000 years…
Destroyer of worlds.
So... Ash vs Ash? Although I'd kill to see Ash vs Schwarzenegger... that's just a win-win for everyone involved.
...The Borg.
Is not impressed.
...Nope
A single, absolutely adorable kitten
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.