"The problem here is, I'm possessed by a symbiote. This is getting a little awkward, you know..."
Godzilla 2014 on drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousWhy is Godzilla wearing bunny ears? Not to mention the musical numbers and crazy backgrounds...
Ekoro/Ecolo from Puyo Puyo invades Twitch Plays Pokemon
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.Well, it would be pretty much the same, wouldn't it?
Things You Shouldn't Say During A Play
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Ugh, shoot me.
Things that should not be advertised on television.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Dr. Wondertainment's Marvelous Bone-Breaking Bouncy Ball
More Dakka to the Dakkath power
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousMr. Dakka, I must confess... I am constructed entirely of guns.
Rejected survey questions for Family Feud
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)"Name One Thing That Makes 'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That' Funny"
Twitch Edits TV Tropes
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."dsiuhvaiwoeurhnvoiwnvawoerivnosdivnaewiornv
...On every page
Texas Instruments unexpectedly goes out of business
edited 15th May '14 7:09:48 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Hey, can I borrow your abacus? I left mine at home. (actually, it's more likely that teachers would just let students use their smart phones after the remaining calculators die)
Worst Franchise Reboot Ever.
edited 15th May '14 9:43:59 AM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.I heard they're rebooting Pong!
Things that should not be done while in space
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Taking a deep breath after removing your helmet.
(What the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy should have been about.)
Living The Fever DreamAnakin trying to raise Luke before his turn to evil.
Someone you don't want to knock on your door
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.*knock knock* Hello, this is Vladimir Putin.
Rejected names for existing superheroes.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)He's gonna be called Green-Go!
Worrying things to hear while dining in space
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousCracking noises.
A horrible last name for someone named Dick
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Burns
Awful idea pitch for a Kaiju
edited 15th May '14 6:51:02 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousHe's God's Miller! Taller than the Tokyo Tower and is really thirsty for sake...
If really bad political campaigns had Gone Horribly Right.
edited 15th May '14 7:02:37 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Saddam Hussein had more support from the people. Thus, he didn't gas them as much as he did in our universe, because he had more of a reputation to uphold.
An ant colony forming underneath one's bed
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.No, no, the monsters are on top of the bed... oh, not the creaking again!
If The Little Mermaid took place in modern times.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Merfolk wage war against Big Oil and their poisonous spills, and Ariel falls in love with the rich son of Triton's human nemesis.
M. Night Shyamalan Adapts Evangelion
edited 15th May '14 8:16:26 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."The movie completely misses the point about what made Evangelion so good in the first place while having an ending that somehow manages to out-Gainax Gainax themselves.
The world's population turns into sentient unicycles.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Well, we're all the town unicycles. Only half of the town can ride.
If children's shows had explicit scenes.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Mommy, you and Daddy are naked and shaking, but you don't seem cold. Why is that? *Cue The Talk*
Things you would always do on TV Tropes, but not your spouse.
edited 15th May '14 11:00:50 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else."Honey, no, I wasn't REALLY having sex with the above avatar. It's just a forum game!"
Madoka Magica: The American Feature Film
edited 16th May '14 9:28:10 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
-monotone yelling- OH HELL NO! -pretends to stake Edward- Thank you, Buffy.
Things you don't want to hear in bed.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)