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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#51: May 13th 2014 at 6:14:23 PM

-monotone yelling- OH HELL NO! -pretends to stake Edward- Thank you, Buffy.

Things you don't want to hear in bed.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#52: May 13th 2014 at 6:25:55 PM

"The problem here is, I'm possessed by a symbiote. This is getting a little awkward, you know..."

Godzilla 2014 on drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MaplePlatoon Really needed to change my avatar from Middle of Nowhere,Canada Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Really needed to change my avatar
#53: May 13th 2014 at 7:35:29 PM

Why is Godzilla wearing bunny ears? Not to mention the musical numbers and crazy backgrounds...

Ekoro/Ecolo from Puyo Puyo invades Twitch Plays Pokemon

Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#54: May 14th 2014 at 4:26:52 AM

Well, it would be pretty much the same, wouldn't it?

Things You Shouldn't Say During A Play

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#55: May 14th 2014 at 6:25:05 PM

Ugh, shoot me.

Things that should not be advertised on television.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#56: May 14th 2014 at 9:07:12 PM

Dr. Wondertainment's Marvelous Bone-Breaking Bouncy Ball

More Dakka to the Dakkath power

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#57: May 14th 2014 at 9:53:11 PM

Mr. Dakka, I must confess... I am constructed entirely of guns.

Rejected survey questions for Family Feud

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#58: May 15th 2014 at 5:45:41 AM

"Name One Thing That Makes 'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That' Funny"

Twitch Edits TV Tropes

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#59: May 15th 2014 at 7:08:12 AM

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...On every page

Texas Instruments unexpectedly goes out of business

edited 15th May '14 7:09:48 AM by lewattoo

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
MaxwellDaring MY EYES from Interzone Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
MY EYES
#60: May 15th 2014 at 9:43:51 AM

Hey, can I borrow your abacus? I left mine at home. (actually, it's more likely that teachers would just let students use their smart phones after the remaining calculators die)

Worst Franchise Reboot Ever.

edited 15th May '14 9:43:59 AM by MaxwellDaring

INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#61: May 15th 2014 at 1:19:25 PM

I heard they're rebooting Pong!

Things that should not be done while in space

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#62: May 15th 2014 at 4:04:17 PM

Taking a deep breath after removing your helmet.

(What the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy should have been about.)

Living The Fever Dream
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#63: May 15th 2014 at 4:52:04 PM

Anakin trying to raise Luke before his turn to evil.

Someone you don't want to knock on your door

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#64: May 15th 2014 at 5:01:55 PM

*knock knock* Hello, this is Vladimir Putin.

Rejected names for existing superheroes.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#65: May 15th 2014 at 6:46:17 PM

He's gonna be called Green-Go!

Worrying things to hear while dining in space

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#66: May 15th 2014 at 6:49:17 PM

Cracking noises.

A horrible last name for someone named Dick

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#67: May 15th 2014 at 6:50:46 PM

Burns

Awful idea pitch for a Kaiju

edited 15th May '14 6:51:02 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#68: May 15th 2014 at 7:02:10 PM

He's God's Miller! Taller than the Tokyo Tower and is really thirsty for sake...

If really bad political campaigns had Gone Horribly Right.

edited 15th May '14 7:02:37 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#69: May 15th 2014 at 7:06:58 PM

Saddam Hussein had more support from the people. Thus, he didn't gas them as much as he did in our universe, because he had more of a reputation to uphold.

An ant colony forming underneath one's bed

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#70: May 15th 2014 at 8:07:28 PM

No, no, the monsters are on top of the bed... oh, not the creaking again!

If The Little Mermaid took place in modern times.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category Since: Mar, 2011
intrepid sword
#71: May 15th 2014 at 8:16:13 PM

Merfolk wage war against Big Oil and their poisonous spills, and Ariel falls in love with the rich son of Triton's human nemesis.

M. Night Shyamalan Adapts Evangelion

edited 15th May '14 8:16:26 PM by foxmccloud4387

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#72: May 15th 2014 at 9:59:26 PM

The movie completely misses the point about what made Evangelion so good in the first place while having an ending that somehow manages to out-Gainax Gainax themselves.

The world's population turns into sentient unicycles.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#73: May 15th 2014 at 10:04:47 PM

Well, we're all the town unicycles. Only half of the town can ride.

If children's shows had explicit scenes.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#74: May 15th 2014 at 10:36:36 PM

Mommy, you and Daddy are naked and shaking, but you don't seem cold. Why is that? *Cue The Talk*

Things you would always do on TV Tropes, but not your spouse.

edited 15th May '14 11:00:50 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category Since: Mar, 2011
intrepid sword
#75: May 16th 2014 at 9:26:35 PM

"Honey, no, I wasn't REALLY having sex with the above avatar. It's just a forum game!"

Madoka Magica: The American Feature Film

edited 16th May '14 9:28:10 PM by foxmccloud4387

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."

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