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washington213 Since: Jan, 2013
#1: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:22:46 PM

What is the point in dwarves? Elves have magic, plus they're immortal or very long lived. Humans are ordinary default. But what makes a dwarf a dwarf? Any fantasy element filled by a dwarf is just as easily done with an elf. Any mundane element is filled by a human. I mean, what are dwarves besides being hairy, alcoholic Scotsmen?

TAPETRVE from The city of Vlurxtrznbnaxl Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
#2: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:24:15 PM

Fueling complaint threads.

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#3: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:25:12 PM

I mean, what are dwarves besides being hairy, alcoholic Scotsmen?
You say that like that's not worthy in and of itself.

Also they give us short people someone to relate to.

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#4: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:26:33 PM

They're physically powerful and can overwhelm anybody.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Irene Since: Aug, 2012
#5: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:26:48 PM

Stonecunning, man.

They work with all kind of stones and minerals. That's what they do. The alcoholism is just for fun, but it's pretty common among more than one race in similar stuff to D&D. Orcs, Ogres, just about any race can be drunk.

Washington213 Since: Jan, 2013
#6: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:26:52 PM

It's not a complaint thread. I sought to spark legitimate discussion of dwarves.

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#7: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:29:49 PM

Dwarves can dig.

Like, really really well.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#8: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:29:59 PM

They are the foil to elves.

Elves are all about nature and the good old days whereas Dwarves are about machinery and progress.

Elves are gaudy and fanciful whereas Dwarves are practical and pragmatic.

Elves are tall and frail, Dwarves are short and tough.

Humans are kind of the middle ground to the two.

Also, Dwarves live hundreds of years.

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TAPETRVE from The city of Vlurxtrznbnaxl Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
#9: Jan 1st 2014 at 3:32:34 PM

Dwarves are the element of industrialisation in most modern fantasy scenarios. If anything, you should question the point of humans, who are usually little more than a constant centre of conflict.

edited 1st Jan '14 3:33:57 PM by TAPETRVE

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#12: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:08:49 PM

Mankind Is The Future.

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#13: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:10:39 PM

Dwarves were written by Tolkien to be...sorta kinda jewish...so...yeah.

But from what I can tell, they're the Engineers and Architects of the world.

Now, halflings. What the fuck are the point of halflings.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#14: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:11:37 PM

Great Things Come In Small Packages.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#15: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:12:30 PM

The point of dwarves are usually their spear or sword points. tongue

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#16: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:14:43 PM

They use axes mostly.

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#17: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:33:31 PM

Dwarves may not be the coolest fantasy species, but they can be pretty interesting.

Speaking of short fantasy species, what about halflings/hobbits?

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Midna Since: Jan, 2001
#18: Jan 1st 2014 at 4:42:36 PM

Why, to dig holes in the ground, then sit around and do nothing except drink alcohol all day while the nobles bitch about someone else having a better room than them and you just wish they'd stop because you just drove off a kobold ambush and what the hell is with them thinking that not having a fancy enough room is justifiable grounds for murdering somebody and... I'm getting off topic.

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#20: Jan 1st 2014 at 5:19:54 PM

It's fantasy. They don't need to have a point.

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Irene Since: Aug, 2012
#22: Jan 1st 2014 at 5:22:28 PM

[up][up] That's a serious cop out. Everything should have a reason for creation. A narrative or otherwise reason.

Also, guys, please don't make fake potholes. We have to cutlist them because of it. It's not fun and extra work for people for no reason.

edited 1st Jan '14 5:22:43 PM by Irene

MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#23: Jan 1st 2014 at 5:24:33 PM

I've never seen a fantasy work that justified the existence of any of its species.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#24: Jan 1st 2014 at 5:24:35 PM

What's a pothole?

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#25: Jan 1st 2014 at 5:25:07 PM

Linking to a page that's on the site.


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