Reasons To Date You

Okay, convince the poster above you to date you with a ridiculous reason.

For example: "I've caught all 150 Pokemon."

Or "No one will try to steal me."

AAAAAND GO

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I can't juggle.

edited 16th Jul '13 6:41:38 PM by DamascaRamza

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

I deactivated a laser with mah dick

And then there was silence

Unlike some people, I don't regularly stick my genitals in the path of a laser beam.

I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?

I have an identity.

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

I am a human being.

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That sounds like a pretty good reason, actually.

I can quote fictional characters.

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

So can I and in the appropriate voice too! Or the damndest funny one if not that.

edited 16th Jul '13 6:55:34 PM by terlwyth

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

I never leave my house, so I have no chance of dying of melanoma.

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I can do a half assed attempt at making the lightsaber sound effect.

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

I have a poster of Kim Kardashian.

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I don't like techno dubstep dance music.

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

...

I can make a good batch of brownies?

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......

I OWN DOKTA DRAY HEDFONES DOOF DOOF WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

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I know the man behind the Pixar lamp

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

I once got a couple back together usin' a hotel room, a roll of duct tape and a copy of Breakin' Dawn Part 1.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

I once cosplayed as Ronald McDonald.

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I once made awesome*

characters for MUGEN!

edited 16th Jul '13 8:53:29 PM by ironcommando

...eheh

Because you feel sorry for me?

I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?

Because the logical contradiction would cause the Universe to collapse.

Join my forum game!

I don't know where or how to get chloroform

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

I can make some good spaghetti.

I can't fight like a krogan or run like a leopard.

“I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I’m glad it exists; I just don’t ever want to get stuck in it."

I haven't seen Star wars or any number of Classic movies

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time

I am just sooo fucking bazungolf.

Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.