Unreasonably Quirky
Lots of things! When I'm not pranking my family, I take classes in clowning, improv and sketch comedy. I also earn some money on the side as a party clown. And, of course, I love hanging out at the mall. Who doesn't?
Do you prefer cold weather or hot weather?
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Hot weather. Reminds me of the Forge I called home.
How intelligent would you consider yourself?
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
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Compared to other dolls? Probably around average. Still a far cry from a real human brain, though.
Is there anything you absolutely must do before you die?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
I don't plan on dying any time soon.
I'm gonna pass these tests, like, come out on top. And then I'm gonna...make a better world. For my kids and for everybody's. No matter what it takes. You'll see.
Have you ever been caught spying on someone?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
hey
Oh yes, quite a few times. I never get caught at parties though. I'm somehow better at those.
How tired are you right now?
hey
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Tired? You must mean my current energy supply. Checking... energy supply at 90%.
Who is the weirdest person that you know of?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Definitely Feather Fluff. She knows stuff ya wouldn't expect her to. Like how to make an origami manticore, every conceivable use for a tube of toothpaste, and black market prices.
What do you find to be the most annoying sound ever?
edited 24th May '18 6:39:51 PM by AgentKirin
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Urrrgh, Rimmer's smeggin' night learning tapes. Learn Esperanto While You Sleep, Learn Astronavigation While You Sleep. The only thing we get out of it is neither of us gets any smeggin' sleep!
You are asked to cook a meal for the highest authority of your country. What do you make?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Braids From S286 Not Included
The best apple cake that the Apple Family could. Still can't beat Pinkie Pie's, though.
Who's your childhood friend? Where are they now?
edited 18th Jun '18 5:51:42 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Sweet little thing named Anna. But she's probably gone by now! I hope old age, but who knows.
What would you do-o-o, for a Klondike bar?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
meow
What's a Klondike bar? Is it like a bar of soap? Is it like, an actual drinking bar, are you asking me what I'd do to claim ownership of a pub? Is it like, a gold bar from the harsh, cold north? I need to know this before I risk my neck for one of these bars.
Warm or cold, what kind of climate would you prefer to live in?
Are you ready? Go live!
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
It doesn't matter. I can efficiently function under a wide variety of climates.
How well do you lie?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Horribly...
How was your childhood?
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
meow
A lot worse in hindsight, but even in the moment I could tell things went downhill when my parents did that ritual on me. I don't even know what kind of magic they used, I've never been able to find a counterhex for the effects.
What's your favorite food?
Are you ready? Go live!
"Strawberry shortcake! It's amazing!"
-Even as an amnesiac, Aichi's love of strawberries remains.-
What is your least favorite food?
edited 25th May '18 11:17:40 AM by CrystalMemoria
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Our basic field-issue MREs. They're just bland, textureless nutrient pastes. Yuck.
How much money do you make per year?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
meow
I'm still in college and I don't have much of a job... although sometimes I cast hexes on willing parties for a quick buck... I don't really have much of an annual income to speak of (not recorded, at least), sorry.
Name at least one sport that you like.
Are you ready? Go live!
I'm not really much for sports, honestly...
WHERE IS PADME? IS SHE SAFE? IS SHE ALRIGHT?
Padme is deeeead. She died because you killed her. You did it slowly. You did it. You murdered her in cold blood. And thanks to my abilities, we’re going to do it again!
What’s your favorite shape?
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"Huh? My favorite shape...?"
-Aichi starts trying to think about this.-
"I think a rectangle... It's the shape of a Vanguard deck!"
-A simple answer, but it has meaning. Vanguard brought him out of his misery, after all.-
-He associates it with happiness and friendship. Is it any wonder that'd probably be where his mind goes?-
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Hypothetical question: You have the seed of a dark and evil being inside you, It is slowly, but surely, regaining its power. It aims to take complete control over you to conquer the universe with its power.
There is no known way to get rid of it.
What do you do?
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You did not mention that the entity may jump into a different host. Self-termination seems to be the best course of action. A gunshot to my head would suffice. Presumably the entity wouldn't be able to take over an inert body. For added security, my body should be dissassembled and its parts incinerated.
On the scale of 1 to 10, how often do you use violence to solve your problems?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
8. While I will sometimes solve a problem through diplomacy, it is far easier, and much less risky, to simply annihilate a problem. Certainly lessens the risk of being stabbed in the back.
What would you consider your greatest achievement?
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Ros: Oh! That would be...erm...Well...
Guil: Well?
Ros: ...I don't know. It was such a long time ago, I don't remember.
Guil: Or you've done nothing to write home about, in which case there's nothing to remember.
Ros: Well, how about you, Ros-
Guil: No.
Ros: Guildenstern. What have you achieved?
Guil: Well, there's...-frown-...It doesn't matter.
Do you ever have trouble remembering things? The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Not often.
Do you know any sapient non-humans?
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
I am nowhere near as big as my mother, my grandfather is an incompetent dork who still thinks the tsardom is important, and my friends are all either busy or thinking about themselves! Take Ukraine. I decide to move a few little tanks in there, and she gets angry and tells me to get out! Or my other lady friend, China. She keeps telling everyone to pay debts! All the time! “Oh, I made something for you, you can thank me for it later!” And SHE WANTS TO MOVE IN. ON MY LAND. I wish I were my mother, the glorious USSR. She had lots of friends who didn’t get bossy or impatient.
That’s pretty much everything besides America. Here is fifty five page rant.
What do you do in your free time?