'tis impractical. A villain that takes time to gloat is a villain more likely to perish swiftly. Keep those fools coming.
What is the ultimate solution for blackberry stains?
How do lizards fly?"Eh....Here! Mr Mystery's All-Purpose Stain Remover. -holds out a spray bottle of some unidentifiable black liquid- Guaranteed to make any stain vanish before your very eyes! Fifty bucks."
How much is that doggy in the window?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.I don't play kiddy songs like that. Wanna hear some real sick beats?
What's the worst thing you can imagine?
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.Losing those close to me. I don't think I would be able to go on if that happened.
Have you ever met Superman?
"No, but it would be neat. He seems like a cool guy."
what do you think of zombies?
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.They're kinda scary, but who am I to judge?
What's your favorite music genre?
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.A genre? Whatever a bard can procure with their instruments.
What freaks you out the most?
How do lizards fly?Horror cults and dark, crumbling pyramids. They still give me the creeps. -shudder-
If you had to choose between bringing someone back from the dead to live as long as you do or immortality, which would you choose?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘"Immortality! I never want to die, so I can torment people forever!"
Do you believe in karma?
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.Nope. I've never believed in such paranormal things.
Do you have an embarrassing fear of something mundane, such as an elevator or, balloons.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"No. My friend Blake does, to Zwei. Probably because she's part cat and he's a dog.
What pets do you have?
Now known as Cyber ControllerIzaya: everyone is my pet. I love humans.
L: ...no
Light. I have no time for such trivialities.
Lelouch: There's the cat, Arthur, but I'm not sure who owns him.
How Genre Savvy are you?
edited 13th Aug '16 8:50:00 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!There are two dogs that live here; they aren't mine, but I'm forced to take care of them like they are because the ones they do belong to are never home.
Not very, but a broken clock is right twice a day, (sometimes).
Your drink of choice, gogogo.
edited 13th Aug '16 8:50:59 PM by TotalWeirdo
Getting hit with a fish has GOT to be humiliating. (They/them, please)The blood of my transmogrified enemies, of course.
After watching this intro, does anyone else want to visit the Eyewitness Museum?
Love tearing bad movies to shreds? Join us every night at 8 PMI DO! Maybe my friends and I can go there!
The Eyewitness Museum: Destroyed in 20XX by alien forces.
NOOOO!
What's your type?
Oh my gosh! I hope there are some replicas of the artifacts that Daring Do has collected!
Mmm-hmm! (And I wanna bounce around those bizarre hallways! It's as if Discord built that place!)
I'm the awesome, sporty type.
Andimthesuperdeeduperdeepartypo—
(hoofs Pinkie in the mouth) I know.
Do you ever tend to get philosophical?
edited 15th Aug '16 7:25:30 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Lelouch: (Note: this speech was too long for the site to handle)
Light: Yes. I have determined the meaning of evil.
L: I tend to focus on serving justice.
Izaya: (Hannibal Lecture)
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Guess this is a freebie...
Did you ever end up fighting your friends against your will?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Friends? You mean tools?
What would you risk everything for?
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.Lelouch, Light, and L: Justice
Izaya: Nothing, probably.
What would you say if you found out you are a fictional character that exists only for others' amusement?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!I'm such an idiot.
Do you have a geiger counter?
edited 15th Aug '16 10:00:55 AM by Mhazard
No. Wait, w-why?! Should I? Is something happening?!
Do you have any skills that are interesting, but completely useless?
Chess. I play it purely for entertainment values, not in the court.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"...Okay.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood but it wouldn't chuck though it could chuck wood?
edited 28th Aug '16 3:28:51 PM by PastryPerson
-laughs manically- With power like mine? What training could possibly compare to what I've already been through?
What do you think about Evil Laughter?
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."