Every day, she would walk from the North end to the South end, eating a hot dog and watching the children play.
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She was quite carefree whenever she did her usual routine, doing so for such of a long time.
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After her walk Lily usualy met up with her friends in the local Weatherspoons for a nice pint of Carling.
Am I a good man or a bad man?
After going to the pub with her friends, she would go to Joanne's home to riff on bad movies.
Joanne had a popcorn allergy, so Lily instead brought pretzels.
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She always bought pretzels from the vendor who sells snacks on the way there.
On one paticular night Lily and Joanne sat down to watch Glen or Glenda by Ed Wood.
Am I a good man or a bad man?
While watching, Joanne thought she heard some odd banging in the attic. She went up to check on it.
It was her brother... Who, despite being dead for ten years, looked as healthy as the last time she'd seen him alive.
Joanne spent the rest of the night in her room, unable to comprehend what she had seen. Lily, noticing she didn't return, went to find her.
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Lily knocks on Joanne's door.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Joanne yells, "No! Don't come in!"
Lilly, concerned, goes in anyways.
One just might
Lily find Joanne sitting on her bed, crying.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
"What's wrong?", she asks.
Joanne shakes her head. "I can't tell you. You'll think I'm crazy."
edited 4th Jul '13 10:14:39 PM by Scrounge
Lily comforted Joanne, but she still wanted to find out what happened.
edited 4th Jul '13 10:53:21 PM by MikuruFan
"I promise I'll believe you. Just tell me what happened, Joanne."
"I learned that I'm allergic to pretzels!" she said, choking on her tears.
Meanwhile, Joanne's brother (remember him? The guy who stopped being dead?) had made his way down from the attic.
In his hand was a bag of pretzels.
edited 5th Jul '13 9:41:56 AM by Scrounge
"Sis... you know when you bought this, right?" The dead brother asked Joanne.
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Joanne, curious, responded with, "Wait a minute. Are you a, you know, undead guy"?
edited 5th Jul '13 8:28:14 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
"It'd be more accurate to call me a... resurrectee, I guess," he said.
edited 5th Jul '13 8:30:10 PM by Scrounge
Lily decided to watch from a safe distance during their talk.
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Wham Lines should be written in bold so we clearly see that it is one.
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Lily once took daily walks in the park.
edited 5th Jul '13 12:08:01 AM by MikuruFan