Why sir, that's incredibly d-HEYWHOA! -stuffed into the bowl, broth flying everywhere-
Waiter! There are microtransactions in my soup!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
What game is it for? If it's a pay to win, we need to throw it out.
Waiter! There's a cthulhu in my soup!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-garbled Black Speech about the free statuettes in every Ry'leh soup-
Waiter, Ayn Rand is in my soup!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Divine Burden
I guess she SHRUGGED it off, haha !
No. Really, get her out, it's dangerous.
WAITER, there's the entire country of Russia in my soup !
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
This again?
-heads to the kitchen area-
Dammit Vlad! That was the third guy that asked for a simple borscht!
Soup! There's a waiter in my fly!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
COME, AND SEE
the soup makes a few ripples in response
Chef! You put the waiter in my pie!
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
Braids From S286 Not Included
If you open it, he'll sing, because he's such a dainty dish set before the king.
Waiter, there are babies in my soup!
edited 27th Apr '15 11:07:52 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Divine Burden
That'd be 4 more dollars per babies in the soup, mister. Unless you're human enough to get them out, of course.
Waiter ! There is Cracked.com in my soup !
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
COME, AND SEE
Well, it is made by pirates!
Waiter, somebody stuck your sail in my soup!
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
... how the heck did they get in there?!
Um. Waiter! It would appear that there's an innocent treasure in this soup.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Tell me something happy
Oh, sorry, there's a cotillion happening tonight and they keep getting in here.
Waiter! There's an eye in me soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Scarlet Witch
It certainly is eye catching! -rimshot-
Waiter! Commander Shepard is in my soup!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
my current job
Waiter! The entire genre of prog rock is in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have a roundabout way of saying this: supper's ready.
WAITER! There's a waiter in my waiter!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tell me something happy
Well, this IS a Russian-cuisine specialty restaurant. There's also a soup in your soup. The joke is matryoshka dolls.
Waiter! Anarchy is in my soup!
edited 9th May '15 6:09:48 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Yes, that is the Anarchy Soup. The Chaos bread will be out shortly.
Waiter, there is a Friedrich Nietzsche in my soup!
edited 9th May '15 8:17:02 PM by Rockonman
my current job
Oh, it's nothing Monty couldn't teach ye.
Waiter, there's weird electric [censored] in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
You ordered the Pikachu special, didn't you?
Waiter, there's pants in my soup!
At the heart of the world...
It was laundry day for the staff.
Waiter, there's an [insert here] in my soup!
Eh, paper's paper, you can eat it.
I chose to interpret that as a piece of paper with [insert here] written on it
Waiter, there's dog hair in my soup!
You ordered the dog soup, right? Puts a whole new spin on the phrase 'good dog', don't it?
Waiter! There's funkay
in my soup!
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
... WHAT?!
Um. Waiter? It would appear that there is a Devil Fruit in the soup!
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
COME, AND SEE
That's normal sir. This soup has fruit in it.
Waiter! This humorous audio gif is in my soup!
Don't touch it! You might kill us all! Who would've thought that soup and the whole universe was recursive!
Waiter, I'm putting you in the soup!
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one