CAPTAIN MEMEFACE
That awkward when you read the moment.
WELCOME TO MEME HELL!!!
Is that cake frosting?
That awkward moment when you call a friend and instead of saying "Hi <hisname>, it's <myname>" you end up saying "Hi <myname>, it's <hisname>".
Yeah, it happened. What can I say, I was distracted.
Although, to be frank, it was awkward for approximately three seconds, then we started laughing about it.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Awkward moment when you're really bored will working at the drive-thru and are playing songs in your head. Then when someone finally comes up you go,
"Into the gala - HI, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER!?"
edited 21st Feb '13 10:35:30 AM by Parable
'80s TV Action Hero
When travelling on a bus full of squaddies en route to an RAF base to deploy abroad and the coach driver's already-unpopular CD of Irish folk music reaches a pro-IRA song.
It was rather like a very stupid gazelle sitting in the midst of a bunch of a lions and covering itself in barbecue sauce.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
mug <3
Awkward Moment for me was saying that prawn crisp's smells like a men's bathroom.i was 7 to 9 at the time.
edited 21st Feb '13 12:35:30 PM by nadja
The Harbinger of Strange
That awkward moment when someone wishes you a "Happy birthday" and you repeat "Happy birthday" instead of saying "Thank you". Twice.
You need an adult.
Shut up!
That awkward moment when someone thanks you for something and you try to say "You're welcome" and "It's no problem" at the same time but end up saying, "It's your problem."
Fear is a superpower.
MINE!
When your sister( one and a half year younger) gets asked why she brought her "dad" along ...
When you accidentally call someone who is not your parent 'Mom' or 'Dad'.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
SPACE
When you're 13 years old and upon answering the phone the person on the other end asks you if your wife is available.
When you call your dog the name of one of your friends and people look at you like "huh?"
When everyone in your class has failed a test and you got the highest grade, a fifty-something.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Just awesome like that
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
When you're a dude and every 4-1-1 operator thinks you're a chick.
Unrelated: When you tell your therapist you're contemplating taking drugs and she appears to be encouraging it. (?!??)
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
When you laugh at something you think is a joke only to be given a cold response of "that's not funny."
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
That awkward moment when it's a nice warm night and you end up sleeping in nothing but some ridiculous flowery panties but a few minutes after you lie down you realize you have to pee so you head to the bathroom and though you don't usually wander around almost-naked and aren't comfortable being found doing anything that's even the slightest bit out of the ordinary for you, you don't bother throwing a shirt on because you figure that everyone you live with is busy (and they're cool with nudity anyway, so if they run into you the awkward is all on your end), and while you're sitting there just realizing you don't actually have to pee your mom finds the door closed and really does need to pee, so you quickly rush out and explain why the hell you were in there and not doing anything but staring into space.... then your mom mention where there's a nearby bathrobe because "you look cold" when you're reflexively covering yourself for no reason other than you really wish you could disappear right about now...
edited 2nd Mar '13 4:20:12 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Am I a weirdo?
When you're trying to give a blind man directions to the bus stop, and you realize that you have been gesturing far more than you've been talking.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Just awesome like that
Is it bad that I laughed? ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Disturbingly mustachioed.
That awkward moment you realize you're a complete asshole...And are strangely OK with it.
xD
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Am I a weirdo?
Not really. The most awkward thing about it was that he was only fifty or sixty feet away from the bus stop at the time.
When you realize that you're always lonely every time you feel chatty.
That awkward moment when you're so lonely you're willing to make up an awkward moment just to have someone agree with you.
To the waking world I say,"Aha!"
Disturbingly mustachioed.
...Agreed...
When someone asks me about my friends only for me to remember I don't have any.
All hail
That awkward moment when someone kinda just shows up behind you and hands you a flier for a public access show because of the shirt you're wearing.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
what was your most awkward moments
for me it happen's with my taste in music. like one time my old pals who hate now always made it look like i listen to noisy shit when i also like ambient,power metal,droney ambient,some POP songs.
edited 21st Feb '13 9:16:07 AM by nadja