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Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#951: Jul 26th 2015 at 1:33:11 PM

The locks and the box are unbreakable and give access to hammerspace inside. You are a bombshelter, a prison and a storage unit in one.

The ability to walk continously.

Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Worry
#952: Jul 26th 2015 at 1:53:40 PM

And nothing can stop you while you do this not the army, not the weather, nothing.

The ability to turn anyone into a Sociopath with just a handshake.

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
MaplePlatoon (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#953: Jul 27th 2015 at 5:38:20 PM

...because you have taken their souls. You now have an army of ghosts.

The power to spit lip balm.

SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#954: Nov 18th 2015 at 2:23:56 PM

...which can cure any and all skin diseases.

The ability to eat yourself. Pic unrelated.

Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#955: Nov 18th 2015 at 4:39:37 PM

It brings the power of compressing in, allowing you to shrink yourself.

The power to read unneat handwriting.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#956: Nov 18th 2015 at 6:20:03 PM

Which includes all languages whether they be either current or ancient.

Eye Beams that can shoot only backwards. You cannot see behind your own head either.

edited 18th Nov '15 6:21:26 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
DragonzZilla Since: Feb, 2012
#957: Nov 18th 2015 at 7:31:15 PM

Said Eye Beams home into targets naturally and auto-correct their course.

Arthropods will never bite and or sting you.

edited 18th Nov '15 7:35:29 PM by DragonzZilla

C105 Too old for this from France Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Too old for this
#958: Nov 19th 2015 at 12:57:55 AM

And you can communicate with them and they obey you.

The power to precisely know which song will be played next on whichever radio, TV channel or playlist you are currently listening to.

Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#959: Nov 19th 2015 at 3:38:47 AM

You can change it as well to your liking. Both abilities, by the way, are examples of your greater power to manipulate and warp the future.

The power to mask any kind of odor, pleasant or not.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#960: Nov 19th 2015 at 7:55:09 AM

You do this by controlling the particles that create that particular odor. Which means you can essentially control clouds of particles, like, well, clouds, smoke, steam, soot, poisons, perfumes, maybe more!

The power to blink and have an object move a nanometer to the left when you open your eyes again.

UndyingPhoenix Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#961: Nov 19th 2015 at 9:44:43 AM

This means any object, seen or unseen. Also, in the process of moving, it loses attachment to whatever it was attached to. So use it on someone's brain, heart...any limb or organ, really, and watch the result.

The power to create cotton swabs.

Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#962: Nov 23rd 2015 at 1:41:32 PM

Cotton swabs which can absorb most of clothing, leaving your opponent defenseless.

The power of reading Whitney Houston songs.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#963: Nov 23rd 2015 at 7:06:04 PM

...and perfectly mimic her singing voice as you're doing so. "Iii--ee--I will alwaaaays Looooove Youuuuuuuuu!!" grin

The power to know whenever your lights are still on/off at home.

edited 23rd Nov '15 7:07:36 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#964: Nov 24th 2015 at 9:51:49 AM

And turn them and everyone else's lights on and off for your amusement.

The power to determine if a movie's bad by looking at the cover.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
C105 Too old for this from France Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Too old for this
#965: Nov 24th 2015 at 12:19:08 PM

Which also allows you to know the inner quality of anything you look at. This include books, devices, food items and people.

The power to not become wet when rained upon.

Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#966: Nov 24th 2015 at 4:21:12 PM

Fine by me; I no longer need an umbrella. Holding Hands also extends the effects of this power to other people via chain link.

The power to see in the electromagnetic spectrum.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
billybobfred Cosine! from renamed to wingedcatgirl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#967: Nov 26th 2015 at 10:42:16 AM

Being able to selectively filter which particular frequencies you're seeing in the electromagnetic spectrum is more handy than you'd expect.

Super Not-Drowning Skills, but only as long as you're not completely submerged.

she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
LimeKid lagoMorphic Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
lagoMorphic
#968: Feb 23rd 2016 at 10:44:24 AM

This power also applies to anything that could potential chemical or substance that could suffocate you.

The power to be a master at origami.

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#969: Feb 23rd 2016 at 10:46:20 AM

The origami can change its size and can be used as a very lethal weapon.

The power to control leaves.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#970: Feb 23rd 2016 at 10:46:40 AM

The leaves are poisonous, and very sharp.

The power to see through windows.

edited 23rd Feb '16 10:47:02 AM by hamza678

Now known as Cyber Controller
LimeKid lagoMorphic Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
lagoMorphic
#971: Feb 23rd 2016 at 10:51:22 AM

These windows extend to greater values and observe more abstract things- windows through time, windows through spaces, windows through to someone's mind.

The power to know the exact quantitiy of something, like the number of grains of sand on a beach.

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#972: Feb 23rd 2016 at 1:02:47 PM

...Because of this ability you will never have to guestimate, always knowing exact quantities can easily make one a master strategist.

The power to give yourself a brain-freeze on demand.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#973: Feb 23rd 2016 at 1:11:14 PM

The brain-freeze is so painful that all pain inflicted upon you afterwards has no effect, enabling you to withstand hours of torture, if need be.

The ability to bestow immortality upon common household pests.

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
T-manboy55 Since: Jan, 2016
#974: Feb 23rd 2016 at 1:16:18 PM

The world is overrun by an army of immortal insects that cannot be killed by any means

The ability to throw pebbles

edited 23rd Feb '16 1:16:34 PM by T-manboy55

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#975: Feb 23rd 2016 at 1:20:42 PM

The Pebbles are also thrown with so much force that they could blow a hole through a tank, and with enough accuracy that they could work as impromptu sniper rifles.

The ability to perfectly copy someones voice, but you can only use it to speak pig-latin.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.

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