Look, guy... I just found out I'm a married man. I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out.
Freelance Worrywart
...
-tears face off, puts in plastic bag-
I-I'm sorry, but I d-don't think this is g-going to work out...
You're a little t-too old for me...
Also, you're k-kind of scary.
*Runs off crying*
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Ew! EW! What did you throw in my drink, you sick fu- ahem. I'm sorry, sweetie. As far as I know, I'm heterosexual. Also not a pedophile.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
dork: silent assassin
Before I go, I left a special trinket for you inside backpack, which I threw inside a bandit infested building, crawling with anomalies,right behind a nest of blood thirsty dogs. Good luck.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
all the loose ends
Die.
-Murders with axe-
Dread Pirate Captain
Shadow, listen. This whole "bring you more Chaos Emeralds" thing just isn't working out for me. I'll learn about my grandfather's inventions myself.
Problem Child
... wait? We were dating? I thought you just liked doing science with me. I'm sorry, Robotnik. I didn't mean to hurt you.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
I'm sorry mister, um Doctor? You're a Time Lord, and um, I'm a deer, so I don't see this is gonna last anytime soon...
Also you keep bringing me to scary places in that box thingy...
Deer
Come, just step this way. I've got a big surprise for you.
*turns on roboticizer*
I'm sorry it had to end like this.
all the loose ends
I see you, now die!
-Swings axe-
Just a Bug
-stabs and eats him-
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Hipster.
...oh. I... um... I don't...
I don't think this is going to, you know... work out...
please don't kill me...
People throw things at me sometimes.
Owner of Dead End
Well, there's too many of us, and not enough of you. If that's how its going to end, then sadly that's how its going to end.
"And you must be Jonathan Joestar!" - Sue
all the loose ends
DIE! ALL OF YOU DIE! WELCOME TO GREENVALE!
Freelance Worrywart
I have no idea what the fuck you are. That was only fun until the drugs faded. BEGONE!
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
Just a Bug
It won't work between us. So good bye.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.Sorry ma'am but I'm not really interested.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Bloody Fossil
Ahh, sorry, hon, I'm thinking things just don't work between us. It's not my fault, you see, definitely is your's.
So yeah, I'm out. -sunglasses, exit in fancy sportscar-
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineLeave me alone!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Hope to it guys
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