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Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#201: Jun 11th 2015 at 7:42:53 PM

Someone keeps yelling "fuck you!" throughout the ventriloquist convention and we’re powerless to stop him

Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#202: Jun 20th 2015 at 11:56:03 PM

"I just need to… fuck!"

"I don't think that's the answer"

GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#203: Jun 21st 2015 at 9:55:11 AM

"The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#204: Jun 24th 2015 at 9:43:58 AM

Concerning Splatoon:

Hope to see them in the next Smash Bros. Maybe they can replace one of the more obscure characters from some forgotten irrevelant franchise. Like Samus.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#205: Jun 25th 2015 at 10:33:29 PM

You forgot to purge yourself with hellabore while you were preparing to fabricate this lie.

Martin Luther (Proceedings at Augsburg): friar, reformer, master of sass.

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
PadurKaril Bile Connoisseur from San José, CA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
#206: Jun 29th 2015 at 10:54:44 AM

In my hand I wield the Universe and the power to attack and kill,
I slay the evil, preserve the righteous, and relieve the people's suffering.
My eyes see through beyond the west, the north, the rivers, and the mountains,
My voice shakes the east, the south, the Sun, and the Moon.
The glorious sword of authority was given by the Lord,
Poems and books are evidences that praise Yahweh in front of Him.
Taiping [Perfect Peace] unifies the World of Light,
The domineering air will be joyous for myriads of millennia.
Hong Xiuquan, Poem on slaying the evil and preserving the righteous

edited 29th Jun '15 10:55:31 AM by PadurKaril

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#207: Jun 30th 2015 at 4:58:17 AM

I find the opposite to be true: when I drink before bed I sleep like God during the Holocaust.

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#208: Jun 30th 2015 at 6:15:30 PM

"Hey Eridan, wanna hear a joke? Your quadrants."

Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#209: Jul 1st 2015 at 11:25:31 PM

"The company wide announcement that we had had the "first blast in our Iron Princess pit", creating Iron Knob history."

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
GAP Formerly G.G. from Who Knows? Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Formerly G.G.
#210: Jul 2nd 2015 at 12:29:29 AM

If everyone else could move upwards socially, so can blacks. They are just dumb.

"This comparison ignores the unique history of discrimination against Black people in America. Over the past four centuries, Black history has included nearly 250 years of slavery, 100 years of legalized discrimination, and only 50 years of anything else. Jews and Asians, on the other hand, are populations that immigrated to North America and included doctors, lawyers, professors, and entrepreneurs among their ranks. Moreover, European Jews are able to function as part of the White majority. To expect Blacks to show the same upward mobility as Jews and Asians is to deny the historical and social reality that Black people face.

"Eratoeir is a Gangsta."
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#211: Jul 2nd 2015 at 4:41:54 PM

Attention islamophobes water is halal so please boycott it

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#212: Jul 7th 2015 at 7:59:19 PM

This break dancing video has one of the greatest descriptions I've ever read.

After the abolition of slavery, it should be downright illegal to own a mothafucka like this.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
MrLavisherMoot 10 YEARS from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
10 YEARS
#213: Jul 12th 2015 at 6:30:00 PM

The description to this video from 2007 contains an epic attack towards a White Supremacist.

This exists elsewhere on YouTube, but the upload, linked to by Wikipedia, comes from a White Supremacist fuckhead who I and I'm sure many others would prefer didn't get the free advertising. In fact, I'm going to use this space to vent against the dickface. This is a guy who posted a trailer for the Chelsea Flower Show, purporting to have deciphered the BBC's pro-multicultralist code (Diarmuid Gavin was seen dancing with a black lady). Oh, also he uploaded a bed advert to draw our attention to its scandalous brainwashing in depicting a black man and a white woman on a bed at the same time for a total of about four seconds. He, like many of his smelly brethren (Racism to me always seems to smell of oak and sweat) seems genuinely terrified at the concept of the black man taking our white wimmins.

I couldn't run YouTube; much as I intellectually respect the right of anyone, even gigantic douchebags like him, to express their opinions, however diseased, repellent and insane they may be...as much as I respect and believe in that principle, my emotional self would take over and kick his account down a flight of stairs; specifically one of those ones up mountain ranges where Buddhists live at the top.

In closing, fuck you "Albophobicads" and fuck your mother.

simple as
eagleoftheninth In the name of being honest from the Street without Joy Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
In the name of being honest
#214: Jul 17th 2015 at 7:06:21 AM

A human member of hotel staff confirmed to the BBC that it opened its doors today as scheduled and check-in starts at 1500 Japan time (0600GMT) but nobody has arrived yet.

Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
3_D_S #24601 from Mitras Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#24601
#215: Jul 17th 2015 at 10:05:31 AM

OUR FISH PUNS ARE GOOD BUT THEY COD BE BETTER

~random fish market near my house

edited 17th Jul '15 10:05:53 AM by 3_D_S

Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#216: Jul 17th 2015 at 5:42:28 PM

"Have I told you about the film Night Blade 2: The Revenge of Danger?"

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#217: Jul 20th 2015 at 5:57:42 PM

"Alright, I admit I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?" - read in the comments on a post on the Dysfunctional Veterans page.

Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#218: Jul 23rd 2015 at 3:37:39 AM

This blew my mind. I've maybe considered one of those theories on my own. These are terrifying. The religious are lucky.
From the comments to this.

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Aetol from France Since: Jan, 2015
#219: Jul 26th 2015 at 5:06:53 AM

From 1d4chan :

Yokyok, son of Yikyik. A parody of Inigo Montoya who attacked Belkar for... oh do I even have to say it?

edited 26th Jul '15 5:08:48 AM by Aetol

Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a chore
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#220: Jul 30th 2015 at 7:32:59 PM

From our very own US Politics thread:

America, a country founded by religious exstreamists who rage quit Britain because we wouldn't let them burn people who didn't share their exact form of Christianity.

edited 30th Jul '15 7:34:23 PM by Krieger22

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
GAP Formerly G.G. from Who Knows? Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Formerly G.G.
#221: Jul 30th 2015 at 7:43:20 PM

[up] Heh Heh so true. tongue

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. William J. H. Boetcker

Thus Aristotle laid it down that a heavy object falls faster then a light one does. The important thing about this idea is not that he was wrong, but that it never occurred to Aristotle to check it.

- Albert Szent-Györgyi de Nagyrápolt

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.” -Jean-Luc Picard

"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." -Margaret Atwood

"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves." —Chinua Achebe

Never apologise for being a geek, because they won't apologise to you for being an arsehole. John Barrowman - 22 June 2014 Perth Supernova.

edited 5th Aug '15 8:28:32 PM by GAP

"Eratoeir is a Gangsta."
Error404 Magus from Tau Ceti IV-2 Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Magus
#222: Jul 31st 2015 at 2:44:05 PM

From a recent session of Dark Heresy, our band of antiheroes are facing down a scary mutant (and losing), prompting the psyker to say

Can I at least slap him across the face with my schlong before he punts me across the room?

Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#223: Aug 5th 2015 at 5:47:00 PM

The meme hybrid you never knew you wanted (or didn't want, as the case may be):

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Kong Galt? This is Kong Galt speaking. I am the man who has no style, I am the man who has no

Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#224: Aug 11th 2015 at 6:04:30 AM

We live in a time when everyone feels that their opinion matters and the reality is that not all opinions are equal.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#225: Aug 12th 2015 at 2:52:52 AM

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot

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