Your avatar and the above avatar are riding on an elevator.

-Hashmal readies Quakeja-

...

Barbara backs into the corner as fast as she can

-Fidgets on her own corner-

-Occasionally steals a glance at Barbara-

On the way to see the Devil's advocate?

[Scary Pokemom presses her floor]

[baby presses 1, Close Door, and Emergency Call]

911, what's your emergency?

ka. ka. ka. ka. KYAAAAA!!

[Scary Pokemom gives the pretty fox an apologetic look, gestures toward the talking speaker]

... If the load limit on this elevator can't handle what should be a Ground-type Pokemon and an adult man who represents the random cruelties of life, and the building isn't adequately insured ...

Uhh...Hey Mayhem?

Edge and Christian are wondering whether the girl sharing the elevator with them is some cosplayer. Mia, meanwhile, being from a place with no such technology, is confused about how the elevator works.

[Scary Pokemom presses her floor]

Khaa?

[gestures toward buttons]

Khaaa?

[mimics pressing buttons, gives Mia a cute head tilt]

-Is powered down-

-The pilot just watches the pokemom from his cockpit-

-With binoculars-

-This is one huge elevator-

silence

silence

sile—WATCH THE GIVEAWAY AT NINE

edited 19th Oct '17 12:35:32 PM by Penroses

Heh, looks like they decorated this elevator for Halloween. That's cute, isn't it, Chancellor? I mean, I'm evil so, I don't like cute stuff. But, you know, it is for people who do...

Hat Kid gives him the stinkeye the entire time. The Mafia goon watches him intently in case he steps out of line.

[smiles at them, then looks to the kid] I'm going to the fourth floor. Would you like to press the button? ^_^

Wow! That cinnamon-butterscotch pie smells deeee-licious! Can I have the recipe?

Can we uh... go to our floor already?

(The elevator conveniently stops at the ponies' floor. Rainbow Dash quickly flies out, but Pinkie manages to whisper one more thing to Toriel before the elevator closes on her.)

-I hate to say this, but... my friend over there doesn't like pie.

...

okaycatchalaterbye! (Zips out of the elevator)

edited 31st Oct '17 7:01:33 PM by TroperNo9001

...you know... heh heh... what I like about... heh heh... enclosed spaces?

It's hard... heh... to escape... hee hee... from them...

I... heh heh heh... find that... hee hee... comforting... heeh... heeeeh... heh... heh...

edited 17th Oct '17 8:02:11 AM by iflewaway

silence

"I really like the mask you're wearing."

"what?"

"Your mask! The one that makes you resemble an ugly cat monster! We should find out how to claim the rights to that."

"this isn't a mask."

"...Oh."

silently plays Halloween commercial

"stop that"

"okay"

edited 19th Oct '17 12:35:16 PM by Penroses

*blocking ears as the Silver Shamrock ad plays on repeat* "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! It's like Doc Gerbil's World and Head-On had a baby!"

Oh! Hey there! That's a lot o' hair...makin' it kinda crowded in here, hehe....

Hajime reaches out to pat her hair.

"Does the elevator go up?"

- Nanachi and Mitty cower in fear. -

edited 22nd Oct '17 4:36:59 AM by Mhazard

"You guys are cute! Hey, watch this, I can jump over both of you guys. Hup—"

smacks into top of elevator, elevator cord breaks, elevator is sent flying down the shaft, everyone dies

jumpman respawns

"...Man..."

edited 1st Nov '17 1:12:20 AM by Penroses

Ooooh, spooky. -deadpan- You must be real fun at parties.

Would automatically kill Jack.

Oh, zo you want a fight? Come on here, I'll end your worthlezzz life!

The pinkish man winces slightly from the smell before slaying Lask.

edited 4th Nov '17 10:34:04 AM by arcada188

(glances at the illustration in her copy of Pearls Of Lutra, then glances back at the monitor lizard and to the book in rapid succession)

... Most I-jin try to take my books ... please don't.