In primary school, Johnny is asked the following question by his (female) teacher: 'There are ten pigeons sitting on a wall. A hunter comes up and shoots two of the pigeons. How many are left?'
'None', Johnny replies. 'The others have all flown away because of the noise.'
The teacher smiles and says, 'Actually, the answer is eight. But I like the way you think.'
The next day, Johnny asks the teacher, 'Miss, there are three women eating ice pops. One of them licks it, another nibbles at it, and the third one sucks on it. Who of the three is married?'
The teacher blushes and says, 'The one who sucks on her ice pop.'
'Actually, it's the one with a wedding ring on her finger', Johnny says. 'But I like the way you think!'
edited 27th Aug '12 1:37:12 PM by MidnightRambler