edited 26th Aug '12 12:02:27 AM by truteal
edited 26th Aug '12 5:13:14 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
edited 26th Aug '12 7:33:01 PM by Steventheman
'None', Johnny replies. 'The others have all flown away because of the noise.'
The teacher smiles and says, 'Actually, the answer is eight. But I like the way you think.' The next day, Johnny asks the teacher, 'Miss, there are three women eating ice pops. One of them licks it, another nibbles at it, and the third one sucks on it. Who of the three is married?'
The teacher blushes and says, 'The one who sucks on her ice pop.'
'Actually, it's the one with a wedding ring on her finger', Johnny says. 'But I like the way you think!'
edited 27th Aug '12 1:37:12 PM by MidnightRambler
When he swallowed a boomerang he came back from hospital and got re-admitted 238 times.
Wanna hear a joke about potassium? ‘K.
edited 1st Sep '12 9:16:43 AM by Pyrite
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
edited 3rd Sep '12 1:13:19 AM by Mukora