Confucius say, "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
edited 15th Feb '16 2:21:44 PM by pwiegle
This Space Intentionally Left Blank.Confucius say, "Man who want date with hot nurse must first be patient."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Confucius say "Man who argue with cow on walls like train without wheels; very soon go nowhere.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I got a pretty nerdy joke that I made up right this minute.
Why don't hipsters like bleach?
It's basic.
"These hippos are lazy!" Tom said, hypocritically.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.lol
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Did you hear about the guy who broke his left arm and left leg? He is all right now.
Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do you get four suits for a dollar? You purchase a deck of cards.
Who watches the watchmen?Where do you find the world's largest diamond?
At a baseball field.
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.I hear Who plays there.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot."I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a choreYou want champagne and real friends, or real pain and sham friends?
What do you say about a chimney repairman's rates?
They're going through the roof!
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heartI hate diarrhea.
It's such a pain in the ass.
"Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to the home of Stravinsky?"
"Certainly! It's just to the right of Spring.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Oh you horrid cad. Good one.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here I am going on a head.
edited 10th Mar '16 6:38:07 PM by TuefelHundenIV
Who watches the watchmen?I lost my job at the orange juice factory last week. I couldn't concentrate.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.My job is literally to go around the country and crush discarded yet not empty cans of Pepsi. It's soda pressing.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I have to take umbridge with the Starfleet joke, since Picard has four ears - left ear, right ear, his engineer and last but not least, the final front ear.
Confucius he say "man who gets up early better than man hit on head with bamboo banjo"
many sayings of Confucius are still found today, inside Christmas crackers. This is why, when confucius was coming, people would run around flapping their arms like a duck. This state was named after Confucius and known as "confusion".
I posted some of that in the misquote historical figures thread. It is taken from the book "Peregrine Peabodys Completely Misleading History Of The World"
edited 12th Mar '16 5:09:26 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial FlameConfucius say:
"Man who sit on hot stove, better off."
"Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu."
"Wife who puts husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house."
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
"Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have shitty time."
"Man with head up his ass can't see for shit."
"Man who eats crackers in bed is bound to wake up feeling crummy."
This Space Intentionally Left Blank.THAT'S RACIST!!
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?Confucius was a Sage, which is a herb, so he was annoyed when people tried to use him to season their dinner.
Keeper of The Celestial FlameWhy do people drop butter?
The answer is, seeing a butterfly.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?One...
...or two?
Confucius say, "man standing in front of car get tired."