Come up with an origin for the above troper's username

Every hour and fourty eight minutes you must perform a ritual over the grave of Mr Hooper or the world will a furry red demon will spawn. Your troper name is to remind you of your sacred task which you have failed at once before.

C0mraid succeeded in a computerized panty raid that nobody else could complete.

Landorkus was once a simple girl. A simple girl who liked land. However, at school, some big meaner told her she was a dork! She ran home to her computer as fast as she could, and here, on her computer screen, was the trope page for One Of Us. She burst into girly girl girl girl tears! She made her username Landorkus, so from that day on she would be reminded of what drove her to TV Tropes, and what kept her there. And what was under her feet.

Skyflower was in a happy mood, with a cute pink dress, and a lolipop on her mouth. She looked at the sky, enjoyed living life, took a deep breath of the fresh summer air, and saw a cloud that look like a flower. She decided that that was the cutest thing ever, and went to TV Tropes right after.

Once upon a time there was this guy in the Philippines. Said guy wanted to be the master of all game-dom. So he attempted to usurp the Great King Of All Game-Dom via a match of Super Mario Bros 3 upside down, drunk, on a unicycle, and juggling iguanas with one hand. The King beat him at his own game and gloated loudly. As punishment for his noobery, he was sentenced to be forever known throughout the lands as the "eternal noob".

There have been a series of godlike beings named Prometheus, each assigned to creating life. Prometheus 136 is the 136th one so far. When not creating new life-forms on other worlds, he regularly visits TV Tropes.

Kossmeister, named for the head of the Kossmeister project, A secret project who's purpose was to [[DATA REDACTED]] The troper who is named Kossmeister is The projects sole survirvor.

His mind is a channel for Eldritch Abominations.

Either they're a fan of rock and roll, or its their superhero name.

Ashlyn was a young lady who wanted a cooler middle name than Nancy. She wanted it to still start with N, though, so she tested odd combinations. It wasn't until someone pointed out that she had nicked herself that she found the perfect name. Of course, she used unconventional spelling, turning it from Nicks to Nyx.

He really likes Pokemon, and he was under the weather that day.

Nautical Octopus Observation Bunker was a top-secret government facility in the pacific that was disguised as a observational facility to the public, but was actually a undersea depot for ICB Ms. The above troper was one of the three people monitoring the nuclear weapons. One of the other men trapped down there began to go insane, trying to shut down the power to the station, causing a massive underwater explosion. The other two men knocked him out before he was able to do shut down the station's power, but they had no idea what to do with him. As they were putting him into a storage closet, the troper noticed that the man was able to slow down the generators just so they could make enough power to keep the nukes from exploding for 3 hours. The two men pondered what to do, eventually attacking each other out of frustration. Their time had almost run out when they realized that the anti-pressure scuba suits were inside the only storage closet. When the other man opened the closet, the insane man pounced on him. The troper ran in the closet, locked himself in, got the suit on, and went out the emergency hatch. He managed to swim far enough that the explosion only propelled him. Although few true records of NOOB remain, the above troper will remember them eternally.

Every 108 minutes he gets his liver pecked out by a vulture.

Once upon a time there was this guy. This guy was dumb enough to read not only the Pnakotic Manuscripts, but he also read the Unaussprechlichen Kulten, The King In Yellow, and even the dreaded Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alzhared.

Dumbass.

Because of this, he now sees unspeakable terrors within his field of vision or just out of it in his dreams, mind, and in real life. The indigenous folk where he lives have thusly dubbed him the "Eldritch Seer", since he was able to read all that and not go insane.

Yet.

He's a place in Michigan whose population have fused into a single gestalt entity. Or possibly only have one computer.

EDIT: Googlegooglegoogle...hmmm. Wrong end. It was a guess.

edited 12th Aug '12 2:52:24 AM by InverurieJones

He's Indiana Jones's twin brother.

Landorkus is the master of the E-Necromancy, therefore land = dead , dorkus = Internet.

He is able to see Eldritch Abominations.

edited 13th Aug '12 1:52:08 PM by Landorkus

Land = German for country/ground
Orkus = Roman god of the underworld
That means, that you are the country of the god of the underworld, which in turn means, that you are the underworld!

Savato was born on a Saturday to Romani people, so they decided to call him Savato, which means "Saturday" in their language.

'Kossmeister' is actually a major typo, and there's a long story as to why that is. You see, Kossmeister is not actually from our planet, or even our reality. He hails from a parallel dimension in which everyone speaks English with different funny accents instead of a multitude of different languages, and where all knowledge is passed on orally instead of through books or the Internet. In this world, he was one of his country's greatest scientists, but everything changed the day that one of his coworkers went too far in his experiments with splitting atoms and created a cosmic tear. Sucked within the rip in space and transported to our world, unable to return to his own world and lacking the knowledge if it even still exists, Kossmeister decided to pass the time until he could recreate the experiment by joining TV Tropes. He wanted to call himself 'Cosmic Tear' to remind him of his past, but because of that 'no books in his homeworld' thing, he kinda had to guess when it came to spelling it out. How he thought that third 's' would produce a strong 'k' sound is anyone's guess, though...

It's Ancient Sumerian for Fluffybum.

there was once an atom, it then merged with a person named james, the end

The name comes from the words Alucard and cart and Alucart decided to fuse the words together along with a number.

Once there was a girl named Gwen, and she became a princess. The End.