249. Their leader drew a picture of me having sexual congress with a pony.
250. Their leader drew a picture of me being run over by a car, and in the picture, there are stink lines coming off of me.
edited 28th Mar '16 12:41:05 PM by InfinityRyujin
The Tranquil Knight
251. They told me to read the manga.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Bitter hatred
252. They told me to watch the anime.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
The Tranquil Knight
253. They thought they were clever in reversing a statement I said on the internet.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Mona Megistus!
254. Their Forgien secretary farted at the recent summit.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
255. They called their Foreign Secretary a "Forgien secretary."
The Tranquil Knight
256: For suggesting I go to anger manageMENT BECAUSE THEY THINK I HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM AND IF I GET ONE MORE E-MAIL FROM THEM I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS HOLY-
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
257: For 'being there'.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
258: Because Scott Cawthorn is making a new freakin' Five Nights At Freddys game!
259. They decided to put their borders next to mine knowing fully well that I'm an extremely territorial dictator.
260: He stole my suit! I was going to wear that to his execution!
261: He then dared to insult it by saying it looks like a clown! How dare he insinuate that I Resemble That Remark!!
edited 23rd Apr '16 8:16:35 AM by Shippudentimes
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The Tranquil Knight
262: They complained to the other countries because apperantly shooting unarmed civilians is "against the law" now.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
263: Their leader mains Diddy Kong in Smash 4.
Is something the matter?
264: They said that I'm ugly.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
my current job
265: Because I can't get past Undyne!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Amused
267. Because...how dare a man like cute things! HERESY!
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Gah my mistake. That's what I get for being a bit tired
edited 23rd Apr '16 10:45:37 PM by Ecrivan
Formerly known as Bleddyn And I am feeling like a ghost Resident Perky Goth
266. They skipped the number 266.
268. They said I would be unwilling to start a nuclear war against them, so I decided to prove them wrong.
269: Our soldiers are running out of practice targets, and we need new ones that are more "lively".
edited 1st Aug '16 7:22:37 AM by randomtroper89
Champion of Io!
270: They have War Elephants! We have traumatic experiences with those! How dare they be so insensitive?
edited 30th Jul '16 6:08:39 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
271. They stole forty cakes from my imperial fridge. That's as many as four tens. And That's Terrible.
edited 30th Jul '16 6:33:39 PM by InfinityRyujin
*Vague plotting intensifies*
272. Because we just got a shiny new weapon to play with.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Don't step on the flowers.
273: Because they eat their toast butter-side up.
edited 15th Nov '16 3:33:25 PM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
274: The McRib is back!!!
275: The Mc Rib came back and I freakin' missed it!
276 Their flag is better than ours 277 For Kids is located there
edited 21st Nov '16 5:07:38 AM by dutchguy1986
248: they dont even Ship It.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous